My New Favorite Picture of Michelle Bachman

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My New Favorite Picture of Michelle Bachman

Posted: 8/13/11 at 10:22am

Forget the NEWSWEEK photo of Michelle Bachman. This is my new favorite pic of her.



Eating a corn dog while a creepy man look on.

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My New Favorite Picture of Michelle Bachman

Posted: 8/13/11 at 10:26am

I'm sure there's a similar photo of Marcus Bachmann somewhere, too.

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My New Favorite Picture of Michelle Bachman

Posted: 8/13/11 at 10:41am

Not what you meant, but...

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My New Favorite Picture of Michelle Bachman

Posted: 8/13/11 at 10:52am

How much do you want to bet if there were a thorough search of their "closet" a variety of double-end dild*oes would be found?

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My New Favorite Picture of Michelle Bachman

Posted: 8/13/11 at 10:57am

Notice how he has to close his eyes. Oh, and is he using his teeth? What a Barbarian!

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'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-

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My New Favorite Picture of Michelle Bachman

Posted: 8/13/11 at 11:00am

I like that she's forcing him to eat it.

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My New Favorite Picture of Michelle Bachman

Posted: 8/13/11 at 11:13am

Natural lighting does her no favors. But my favorite photo of her will be one of her boxing up stuff in her office as she returns to private life and out of mine forever.

BTW, why is the conservative meme for the state fair "Look how proud of myself for eating crap!" I mean, I get it's a dig at Michelle Obama,like Sarah Palin's bragging about eating fried butter. But how childish. I wish Michelle Obama would start a "don't stick wire hangers in electric sockets" campaign so these candidates would try that to stick back to her.

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My New Favorite Picture of Michelle Bachman

Posted: 8/13/11 at 11:43am

She has Crypt Keeper hands.

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My New Favorite Picture of Michelle Bachman

Posted: 8/13/11 at 12:28pm

As the article says, "Sometimes, when you can't pray the gay away, you can try pushing the gay away."
CNN Anchor Claims Marcus Bachmann Pushed Him

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My New Favorite Picture of Michelle Bachman

Posted: 8/13/11 at 10:31pm

I just spit water all over my screen. Oh my god.

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My New Favorite Picture of Michelle Bachman

Posted: 8/14/11 at 3:12am

So I don't know how many of you have seen this, but I had to share. For those of you who haven't seen this, it is a first hand account of Kathy Griffin's encounter with Corn-dog Woman. Enjoy.
link

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#12

My New Favorite Picture of Michelle Bachman

Posted: 8/14/11 at 3:23pm

I...I...I love Kathy. I know she catches some flack on here but come on...that takes balls to say to someone. I heard something about this a while ago about her having a confrontation with either Bachmann or Palin (why do they sound so similar!)

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#13

My New Favorite Picture of Michelle Bachman

Posted: 8/14/11 at 4:29pm

If there really is a video of that encounter, I'd imagine we're never gonna get to see it.

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My New Favorite Picture of Michelle Bachman

Posted: 8/14/11 at 4:56pm

I'm getting concerned she's going to get the Republican nomination.

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My New Favorite Picture of Michelle Bachman

Posted: 8/14/11 at 5:03pm

^ Me too. The woman is terrifying.

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"There’s nothing quite like the power and the passion of Broadway music. "

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My New Favorite Picture of Michelle Bachman

Posted: 8/14/11 at 5:08pm

If she does...I really hope there is a revolt by the American people. We DO NOT need an extremist in power. That's basically what she is. Look at her comments on Slavery, gun control, anything really. She is an Christian Extremist who is only kept in line because she is under a watchful eye because of her position. If she was not a politician, I guarantee she would be one of the backwards, back-woods, bible humping, pig seducing crazies that so many horror films are based off of.
Sorry if that seemed harsh...but I hate this women.

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"Life in theater is give and take...but you need to be ready to give more then you take..."

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My New Favorite Picture of Michelle Bachman

Posted: 8/14/11 at 5:30pm

^ Exactly. The thought of this woman running the country is just scary.

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"There’s nothing quite like the power and the passion of Broadway music. "

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My New Favorite Picture of Michelle Bachman

Posted: 8/14/11 at 5:31pm

One thing you can say about her is that she is principled. Just not the principles I think would make a good president.

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"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert

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My New Favorite Picture of Michelle Bachman

Posted: 8/14/11 at 5:34pm

^ I hope she doesn't get the nomination, and if she gets any farther than that I'm off to Canada.

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My New Favorite Picture of Michelle Bachman

Posted: 8/14/11 at 6:57pm

The thing that makes me have hope is the fact that I HIGHLY doubt America will go for her. Sure...the brainless nutjobs who don't have a clue of anything outside of their tiny boxes they inhabit will go ga-ga over her and vote in droves but the MAJORITY of America I think realizes that while Obama is not the president we were hoping for (largely in part of the fact that he was working against a giant mountain) the fact is, the GOP WANTS to revert back to Bush's principles and policies. And we woke up from that nightmare seeing how insanely stupid and dangerous he was and I don't think the American people will forget that. Especially after the Dems lost big time in 2010. We saw how that backfired and resulted in ZIP getting done.

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"Life in theater is give and take...but you need to be ready to give more then you take..."

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My New Favorite Picture of Michelle Bachman

Posted: 8/14/11 at 7:07pm

Fingerlakessing- we may disagree on some shows, but you pretty much take the words right out of my mouth on the off topic boards

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My New Favorite Picture of Michelle Bachman

Posted: 8/14/11 at 7:56pm

If it makes you feel any better, only one person who has won the straw poll has ended up as the party nominee. The bad news? That one person was George W. Bush.

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My New Favorite Picture of Michelle Bachman

Posted: 8/14/11 at 10:01pm

Yes every time a nutjob gets nominated-- Ron Reagan, George Bush- I am SURE the American Public will see through it and they don't.

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My New Favorite Picture of Michelle Bachman

Posted: 8/14/11 at 11:09pm

I just said this in the other thread, but I'll say it again here.

It's time to stop treating Bachmann as a cute, amusing little sideshow. She's completely batsh*t crazy, yes, but she continues to gain ground and momentum. People are starting to buy in to her lies. Remember, Hitler was elected once, too.

The woman terrifies me, as does the thought that they could possibly be handing her the keys to the White House and the nuclear launch codes.

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My New Favorite Picture of Michelle Bachman

Posted: 8/15/11 at 12:05am

^ My thoughts exactly.

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"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert