My Political Literature Professors Are MORONS!
Cruel_Sandwich
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
#0My Political Literature Professors Are MORONS!
Posted: 9/6/06 at 4:05pm
"I don't believe in science. It's a complete myth."
"Ice is the greatest invention ever created by man"
- Palabras Peligrosas professors.
They also use the word "paradigm" as if they had just learnt it. By that, I mean they continue to use it constantly, contorting their sentences so that the word has some sort of entry portal.
They also had their minds blown when a student suggested that Gabriel Garcia Marquez' ONE HUNDRED YEARS OF SOLITUDE may, in fact, be about people who are cursed to repeat the same mistakes over and over for eternity.
"Whoa. (Pause) That was a beautiful comment," was their reply.
#1re: My Political Literature Professors Are MORONS!
Posted: 9/7/06 at 10:41amWow. How did they manage to get college degrees?
#2re: My Political Literature Professors Are MORONS!
Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:30am
Uh, getting a bachelor's these days is about as hard as graduating middle school.
#3re: My Political Literature Professors Are MORONS!
Posted: 9/7/06 at 1:35pmFirst off, how can you not believe in science? It's not like not believing in the bogeyman: If you don't believe in science, that doesn't make it not exist. Second, this statement: "Ice is the greatest invention ever created by man" is one of the funniest damn things I've heard lately.
Cruel_Sandwich
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
#4re: My Political Literature Professors Are MORONS!
Posted: 9/7/06 at 3:01pmI may be a liberal, but I really really am annoyed by extremely raging liberal morons like those people. (And...*coughsomepeopleontheofftopicboardcough*)
#5re: My Political Literature Professors Are MORONS!
Posted: 9/7/06 at 4:13pmYes Cruel, but most of the time that's because they're on something.
#6re: My Political Literature Professors Are MORONS!
Posted: 9/7/06 at 5:38pmBut isn't disbelief in science more of a fundie trait?
Cruel_Sandwich
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
#8re: My Political Literature Professors Are MORONS!
Posted: 9/11/06 at 8:14pmall of my professors in politics use "paradigm" in every other sentence... it is ANNOYING... i totally agree
Cruel_Sandwich
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
#9re: My Political Literature Professors Are MORONS!
Posted: 9/26/06 at 11:42am
Dear God, the idiocy continues...
"if you think human nature is inherently good, then you are an american liberal. if you think human nature is inherently bad, then you are an american conservative. spanish fascists also think that way"
he even drew a chart describing this.
#10re: My Political Literature Professors Are MORONS!
Posted: 9/29/06 at 12:30pmMake lots of notes. There's an Adam Sandler movie in this.
Cruel_Sandwich
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
#11re: My Political Literature Professors Are MORONS!
Posted: 9/29/06 at 4:43pmI'm basing a TV show I'm developing around this class.
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