My Political Literature Professors Are MORONS!

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 9/6/06 at 4:05pm

"I don't believe in science. It's a complete myth."

"Ice is the greatest invention ever created by man"

- Palabras Peligrosas professors.

They also use the word "paradigm" as if they had just learnt it. By that, I mean they continue to use it constantly, contorting their sentences so that the word has some sort of entry portal.

They also had their minds blown when a student suggested that Gabriel Garcia Marquez' ONE HUNDRED YEARS OF SOLITUDE may, in fact, be about people who are cursed to repeat the same mistakes over and over for eternity.

"Whoa. (Pause) That was a beautiful comment," was their reply.

[Becky2]

Posted: 9/7/06 at 10:41am

Wow. How did they manage to get college degrees?

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 9/7/06 at 11:30am

Uh, getting a bachelor's these days is about as hard as graduating middle school.

[Rose_MacShane]

Posted: 9/7/06 at 1:35pm

First off, how can you not believe in science? It's not like not believing in the bogeyman: If you don't believe in science, that doesn't make it not exist. Second, this statement: "Ice is the greatest invention ever created by man" is one of the funniest damn things I've heard lately.

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 9/7/06 at 3:01pm

I may be a liberal, but I really really am annoyed by extremely raging liberal morons like those people. (And...*coughsomepeopleontheofftopicboardcough*)

[hannahshule]

Posted: 9/7/06 at 4:13pm

Yes Cruel, but most of the time that's because they're on something.

[Rose_MacShane]

Posted: 9/7/06 at 5:38pm

But isn't disbelief in science more of a fundie trait?

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 9/7/06 at 9:19pm

Not in this case.

[TheHumanTorch]

Posted: 9/11/06 at 8:14pm

all of my professors in politics use "paradigm" in every other sentence... it is ANNOYING... i totally agree

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 9/26/06 at 11:42am

Dear God, the idiocy continues...

"if you think human nature is inherently good, then you are an american liberal. if you think human nature is inherently bad, then you are an american conservative. spanish fascists also think that way"

he even drew a chart describing this.

[SeanMartin]

Posted: 9/29/06 at 12:30pm

Make lots of notes. There's an Adam Sandler movie in this.

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 9/29/06 at 4:43pm

I'm basing a TV show I'm developing around this class.