#126
Posted: 5/4/05 at 11:20am
As Dennis Rodman said once, "My wife's pus--y tastes so sweet."
#127
Posted: 5/4/05 at 11:24am
"The animals, the animals, let's talk dirty to the animals..."
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#132
Posted: 5/4/05 at 11:28am
Not only are you being raffled off, you've been won by the very sexy, very smart FINDING NAMO!!!!
cookie,
You're trim enough to fit in a FedEx envelope, correct?
cookie,
You're trim enough to fit in a FedEx envelope, correct?
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#133
Posted: 5/4/05 at 11:31am
I like my cookies warm, my milk nice and cold, and my homosexuals flaming.
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#134
Posted: 5/4/05 at 11:34am
pussow may be the funniest word I've ever seen written down.
#135
Posted: 5/4/05 at 12:00pm
Speaking of Carole Lombard, is anyone else a fan of the original Lubitsch version of To Be or Not to Be with Jack "Pussow" Benny and Carole "Cockadoodledoo" Lombard?
#136
Posted: 5/4/05 at 12:50pm
i didn't know about Rodman's quote (how appropriate is his last name, BTW) but i love Marky Mark's dedication of his insightful biography to his dick.
And just for the record, in regards to fetishizing body parts, my bet is as many focus on the mountains north of SOMMS' airplane hangar as do on the hangar doors themselves. i'd just like to know if his vessel is a jumbo jet, double wide, or just a puddlejumper. As for me, i'm somewhat allergic to cats, but can enjoy them more shaved. However, a good "rhumba in the rumble seat" is genderless.
AAaaaaaand how many metaphors can TX mix in one paragraph?!?!?
And just for the record, in regards to fetishizing body parts, my bet is as many focus on the mountains north of SOMMS' airplane hangar as do on the hangar doors themselves. i'd just like to know if his vessel is a jumbo jet, double wide, or just a puddlejumper. As for me, i'm somewhat allergic to cats, but can enjoy them more shaved. However, a good "rhumba in the rumble seat" is genderless.
AAaaaaaand how many metaphors can TX mix in one paragraph?!?!?
Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys.
"I guarantee that we'll have tough
times. I guarantee that at some point
one or both of us will want to get out.
But I also guarantee that if I don't
ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for
the rest of my life..."
Updated On: 5/4/05 at 12:50 PM
#137
Posted: 5/4/05 at 12:53pm
oh yeah, and to riff on NAMO's insightful analysis of older folks with cyber crushes, if CAP'N is confused by the "good little puppy" reference earlier, i'm sure NAMO can demonstrate the procedure.
With no need for a strap-on.
Unless it's a leash.
"...and Toto, too!"
With no need for a strap-on.
Unless it's a leash.
"...and Toto, too!"
Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys.
"I guarantee that we'll have tough
times. I guarantee that at some point
one or both of us will want to get out.
But I also guarantee that if I don't
ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for
the rest of my life..."
#138
Posted: 5/4/05 at 12:58pm
Do you ride a motorcycle, TX? And are you in the Dallas/FW area? Oh, I suppose I shoulda PMed that.
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#139
Posted: 5/4/05 at 1:03pm
Houston---and i ride my hog sidesaddle, like a good girl.
Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys.
"I guarantee that we'll have tough
times. I guarantee that at some point
one or both of us will want to get out.
But I also guarantee that if I don't
ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for
the rest of my life..."
#140
Posted: 5/4/05 at 1:16pm
Ever hear of the A380, Tex?
Updated On: 5/4/05 at 01:16 PM
#141
Posted: 5/4/05 at 1:22pm
I'm gonna print this thread off and publish a book.
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle
--Aristotle
#142
Posted: 5/4/05 at 1:23pm
enlighten me, SOMMS, i kneel to learn at your feet. Among other activities.
Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys.
"I guarantee that we'll have tough
times. I guarantee that at some point
one or both of us will want to get out.
But I also guarantee that if I don't
ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for
the rest of my life..."
#143
Posted: 5/4/05 at 1:28pm
"The 555 seat, double deck Airbus A380 is the most ambitious civil aircraft program yet. When it enters service in March 2006, the A380 will be the world's largest airliner, easily eclipsing Boeing's 747."
#144
Posted: 5/4/05 at 1:33pm
i might need to work my way up through a fleet of craft before being able to receive soemthing the size of that new ship, SOMMS. Is that what they call an "air regatta"? an "armada of the air"? if so, would you be our admiral?
Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys.
"I guarantee that we'll have tough
times. I guarantee that at some point
one or both of us will want to get out.
But I also guarantee that if I don't
ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for
the rest of my life..."
#147
Posted: 5/4/05 at 2:33pm
Oh please, Rask.
Don't you bring your sh*t on here. We could spend HOURS discussing you.
Don't you bring your sh*t on here. We could spend HOURS discussing you.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#148
Posted: 5/4/05 at 2:36pm
I forget--which one is gay: Matthew or his more-attractive twin cousin?
#149
Posted: 5/4/05 at 3:50pm
is that like "which twin has the Toni", PAL JOEY? or Samantha's and Jeannie's twins on their sitcoms? either way, i like a twin with a wild streak.
Or two "good twins" for a nice sandwich.
Or two "good twins" for a nice sandwich.
Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys.
"I guarantee that we'll have tough
times. I guarantee that at some point
one or both of us will want to get out.
But I also guarantee that if I don't
ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for
the rest of my life..."
#150
Posted: 5/6/05 at 11:10am
just returning a thread to the top (one which has a clearer subject title, though perhaps YOUR would be more exact than MY---as is the wont of most posters on this board).
Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys.
"I guarantee that we'll have tough
times. I guarantee that at some point
one or both of us will want to get out.
But I also guarantee that if I don't
ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for
the rest of my life..."
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