My sexuality- Page 6

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 5/4/05 at 11:20am

As Dennis Rodman said once, "My wife's pus--y tastes so sweet."

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 5/4/05 at 11:24am

"The animals, the animals, let's talk dirty to the animals..."

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 5/4/05 at 11:24am

am I being raffled off?

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 5/4/05 at 11:25am

apparently, you and your cockadoodledoo

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 5/4/05 at 11:26am

I would hope so... we are attached....

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 5/4/05 at 11:28am

I drove by Gilda's Club today - does that count?

[robbiej]

Posted: 5/4/05 at 11:28am

Not only are you being raffled off, you've been won by the very sexy, very smart FINDING NAMO!!!!

cookie,

You're trim enough to fit in a FedEx envelope, correct?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 5/4/05 at 11:31am

I like my cookies warm, my milk nice and cold, and my homosexuals flaming.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 5/4/05 at 11:34am

pussow may be the funniest word I've ever seen written down.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 5/4/05 at 12:00pm

Speaking of Carole Lombard, is anyone else a fan of the original Lubitsch version of To Be or Not to Be with Jack "Pussow" Benny and Carole "Cockadoodledoo" Lombard?

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 5/4/05 at 12:50pm

i didn't know about Rodman's quote (how appropriate is his last name, BTW) but i love Marky Mark's dedication of his insightful biography to his dick.

And just for the record, in regards to fetishizing body parts, my bet is as many focus on the mountains north of SOMMS' airplane hangar as do on the hangar doors themselves. i'd just like to know if his vessel is a jumbo jet, double wide, or just a puddlejumper. As for me, i'm somewhat allergic to cats, but can enjoy them more shaved. However, a good "rhumba in the rumble seat" is genderless.

AAaaaaaand how many metaphors can TX mix in one paragraph?!?!?

Updated On: 5/4/05 at 12:50 PM

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 5/4/05 at 12:53pm

oh yeah, and to riff on NAMO's insightful analysis of older folks with cyber crushes, if CAP'N is confused by the "good little puppy" reference earlier, i'm sure NAMO can demonstrate the procedure.

With no need for a strap-on.

Unless it's a leash.

"...and Toto, too!"

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 5/4/05 at 12:58pm

Do you ride a motorcycle, TX? And are you in the Dallas/FW area? Oh, I suppose I shoulda PMed that.

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 5/4/05 at 1:03pm

Houston---and i ride my hog sidesaddle, like a good girl.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 5/4/05 at 1:16pm

Ever hear of the A380, Tex?
Updated On: 5/4/05 at 01:16 PM

[CapnHook]

Posted: 5/4/05 at 1:22pm

I'm gonna print this thread off and publish a book.

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 5/4/05 at 1:23pm

enlighten me, SOMMS, i kneel to learn at your feet. Among other activities.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 5/4/05 at 1:28pm

"The 555 seat, double deck Airbus A380 is the most ambitious civil aircraft program yet. When it enters service in March 2006, the A380 will be the world's largest airliner, easily eclipsing Boeing's 747."

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 5/4/05 at 1:33pm

i might need to work my way up through a fleet of craft before being able to receive soemthing the size of that new ship, SOMMS. Is that what they call an "air regatta"? an "armada of the air"? if so, would you be our admiral?

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 5/4/05 at 1:35pm

Remember the Hindenberg

[Matthew Rask]

Posted: 5/4/05 at 2:27pm

Flamming

[robbiej]

Posted: 5/4/05 at 2:33pm

Oh please, Rask.

Don't you bring your sh*t on here. We could spend HOURS discussing you.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 5/4/05 at 2:36pm

I forget--which one is gay: Matthew or his more-attractive twin cousin?

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 5/4/05 at 3:50pm

is that like "which twin has the Toni", PAL JOEY? or Samantha's and Jeannie's twins on their sitcoms? either way, i like a twin with a wild streak.

Or two "good twins" for a nice sandwich.

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 5/6/05 at 11:10am

just returning a thread to the top (one which has a clearer subject title, though perhaps YOUR would be more exact than MY---as is the wont of most posters on this board).