Next Top Model - Spoilers possible
#50re: Next Top Model
Posted: 3/9/06 at 5:26pm
Honey, if you're 5'7 and 110 pounds, don't talk to me. Just shut the hell up.
Hugs and kisses!
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
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#51re: Next Top Model
Posted: 3/9/06 at 5:32pmOh, I'm far from 110 pounds. No worries. I'm too fat for the fashion world.
RachLaura
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#53re: Next Top Model
Posted: 3/9/06 at 5:38pm
Maybe they should switch it up and have America's Next Top Model for males
Now that's a show I would watch.
#54re: Next Top Model
Posted: 3/9/06 at 5:40pm
I think they had that...it was called Manhunt and hosted by Carmen Electra. I think I saw one episode, but it was pretty stupid.
Akiva
#55re: Next Top Model
Posted: 3/9/06 at 5:44pm
On Tyra the other day they had America's Next Top Transexual Model.
Those girls were prettier than a lot of the contestants on the regular show.
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
#57re: Next Top Model
Posted: 3/9/06 at 7:50pmI just watched it today, and Nnenna is my favorite so far. (Of course, this always changes). So many pretty girls.... ahghhh.
Bob Martin Online
#58re: Next Top Model
Posted: 3/9/06 at 7:58pmI find Brooke quite unattractive. I thought her first headshot looked like a mugshot!
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#59re: Next Top Model
Posted: 3/9/06 at 7:59pm
That girl who has the blonde hair and the huge lips....
DAYUM. I wish I looked like that.
Bob Martin Online
#60re: Next Top Model
Posted: 3/10/06 at 1:50pm
i must bring up my favorite moment of the show -- furonda's demonstration of her various phone sex techniques, especially if the caller wants a "big beautiful woman" : (heavy, labored breathing) "oh- let me go on to my other couch and put up my big legs..."
i SHRIEKED with delight. apparently all big women have several couches in the boudoir.
#62re: Next Top Model
Posted: 3/14/06 at 12:42pm
this is a quote from Potes, the ANTM reviewer at television without pity:
If you put Mr. Jay on top of J. Alexander's shoulders they would look like a performance art interpretation of candy corn.
brilliance. Potes is one of my favorite bloggers.
#63re: Next Top Model
Posted: 3/14/06 at 3:35pm
Grrrl...I LOVE Potes...she is the funniest writer (along with Miss Alli) on TWoP. It doesnt matter if you watch the show or not.
For a treat, read her recap of Rosie O'Donnell in that Bus Riding with my Sister telemovie. I will get fired one day because of her.
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#64re: Next Top Model
Posted: 3/23/06 at 9:26pm
I just watched last nights episode that I taped.
I have a feeling Jade is like this seasons Lisa. I was suprised Kari got put off, I really thought she would go far (I LOVE her face). I really want Mollie Sue to just come out, I think she is amazing, but I'm waiting for the personality. I loved the cockroaches, I think they actually looked good, I would've worn them.
Bob Martin Online
#65re: Next Top Model
Posted: 3/23/06 at 9:41pmThe only difference was that Lisa had talent and Jade doesn't. On top of that, Jade is absolutely fugly. Kari was my favorite. I noticed that almost all the girls had a bad picture this week. Gina needs to go, too. She's terrible.
#66re: Next Top Model
Posted: 3/23/06 at 9:48pm
Yeah, but you're a guy, and Kari has the "hot" factor.
But Jade is fugly.
Bob Martin Online
#67re: Next Top Model
Posted: 3/23/06 at 10:14pmgina's horrible. Besides being crosseyed, and looking lost all the time, and talking through her nose, she's so unsure of herself. But I never saw cheekbones like that. They almost look fake.
#68re: Next Top Model
Posted: 3/30/06 at 5:14pmI just realized the other day that I know Joanie! We went to college together. She lived in my hall freshman year. I hope she does well but I'm not sure it will happen. She's too sweet for modeling.
#69re: Next Top Model
Posted: 3/30/06 at 5:16pmThank God Gina left. She was absolutely terrible. And annoying, to boot.
#70re: Next Top Model
Posted: 3/30/06 at 5:17pmI loved the photos this week, but was kinda expecting more with Janice.
Bob Martin Online
#71re: Next Top Model
Posted: 3/30/06 at 5:18pmWho do we want to leave next? I just don't like Jade but if she goes, there's absolutely no drama whatsoever.
#72re: Next Top Model
Posted: 3/30/06 at 5:18pmI have to say, I don't really like any of the girls this cycle. None of them seem to... pop!
#73re: Next Top Model
Posted: 3/30/06 at 5:24pm
My thoughts exactly Jane. She'll stick around as far as Lisa if the photoshoots focus more on fierce/strong looks.
Actually, my thoughts are kinda the same Quib. I like a lot of girls this cycle, they're just not exciting yet. I feel like there's a climax to be reached, and it better be next episode. At this second, my favorite is Sara. But a ton of the other girls (Nnenna, Danielle, Joanie, Leslie) have great photos too. The one I can't stand is Furonda. I'm expecting her chin to completely fall off sometime soon...
I'm hoping Jade attacks someone new and it gets interesting.
Bob Martin Online
#74re: Next Top Model
Posted: 3/30/06 at 5:27pmJade scares me.
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