Obama is incompetent

Obama has no record of any kind to run on. He has built no relationships in Congress and none with foreign leaders. He is detached and lazy. The Middle East is burning as Obama apologizes for insults to "the prophet." Our ambassador in Libya is murdered along with two Navy Seals and a fourth American. American flags are being torched as Obama chooses to downplay terrorist threats. Obama has been in over his head from day one and should never have been president. His incompetence projects only weakness overseas.

Jim: You left out the NFL referee crisis.

The NFL is in flames. WHERE IS OBAMA?

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Dim Jim will not reply.
Out spreading another lie.

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Eh, he has just too many crosses to burn.

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Y'know, come to think of it, I was watching Criminal Minds the other day and I'm sure I saw his face flash by in the opening credits.

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Because god forbid something cause those people to come over here!

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Hysterical Rob Delaney tweet; could have been written (in earnest) by Jim Colyer:

"@MittRomney, Obamma has said NOTHING about the coming bacon wars. how will u keep my families bacons safe from black health insurance?"

I like his new song!

The Land of the White, White, and White


My name is Jim Colyer, and I is a white supremacist
I hate all them queers, all them coloreds, and them feminists
David Duke and Hitler is my one true inspiration
But maybe that's because I have a 3rd grade edumacation

I write crappy songs about good ole Christian values
Tryin' to learn something to them Muslims and them Hebrews
I look right fine in my huntin' gear and camos
Bang! I'ma shoot them Spanish just like I's Rambo!

Me and my Klansmen brothers have lots and lots of fun
Burnin crosses, eatin chick-fil-a, comparin our guns
Mine's got the smallest barrel, but my trigger finger's quick
If I was smarter that'd be a metaphor for the size of my dick

People ask why I post on a theater message board
I'm just trying to show them queers the way of the lord
So don't be down on me cuz you know I's right
God bless America, land of the white, white, and white.

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Taz, ya might want to copyright that. Ya never know. Just sayin'!

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ASCAP!

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Jim, please respond to the findings of this board uncovering your white supremacist beliefs and sympathies. Thanks.

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Four years of Obama have seen higher unemployment, lower incomes, rising energy costs, and a national debt spiraling out of control. One does not have to be a white supremacist to see this.

Democrats respond to polls. Republicans do not. The lead the media claims Obama has is bogus.