On a budget? Give 'em Elf Poop this Christmas!
On a budget? Give 'em Elf Poop this Christmas!
JbaraFan1
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/14/04
#1On a budget? Give 'em Elf Poop this Christmas!
Posted: 12/8/09 at 12:06am
I may never look at gum drops, Smarties, or colored foil-wrapped candy eggs quite the same.
Who on earth thought this one up?
Christmas gift for the person who has everything?
Mamie
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/26/04
#2re: On a budget? Give 'em Elf Poop this Christmas!
Posted: 12/8/09 at 10:38amWe'd bag up miniature marshmallows and advertise them as snowman poop!
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JbaraFan1
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#2re: On a budget? Give 'em Elf Poop this Christmas!
Posted: 12/8/09 at 3:15pm:) That's cute, Mamie!
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#3re: On a budget? Give 'em Elf Poop this Christmas!
Posted: 12/8/09 at 3:27pm
^^^^
Yes, I've also given bags of marshmallow "Snow Man Poop" for the holidays, with this saying on the card:
You've Been Bad,
So Here's The Scoop!
Your Gift This Year
Is Snowman Poop
Feel free to use it.
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Updated On: 12/8/09 at 03:27 PM
#4re: On a budget? Give 'em Elf Poop this Christmas!
Posted: 12/8/09 at 3:44pm
My mom actually did the snowman poop once when my sisters learned about St. Nicholas Day in school. We got in trouble the night before, so my mom put the poem on a bag of marshmallows and stuck them in our shoes.
You can also use raisinets for reindeer poop. I also got one of my roommates in college a reindeer candy dispenser that pooped out chocolate jellybean type things.
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#5re: On a budget? Give 'em Elf Poop this Christmas!
Posted: 12/8/09 at 3:50pm
Hmm. I know this certain someone who I was thinking deserved a bag of dog sh*t for Christmas this year.
I thought my idea was rather original. I'm sure they would much prefer the elf poop though...
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TheatreFan4
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/12/09
#6re: On a budget? Give 'em Elf Poop this Christmas!
Posted: 12/8/09 at 3:53pmBeen stalking Prince with a bag & Scoop, have you danmag?
#7re: On a budget? Give 'em Elf Poop this Christmas!
Posted: 12/8/09 at 4:05pmIt just seemed like such an appropriate gift for this individual, I did what I had to do!
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