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#1

Paltrow is in labor...

From a high placed source, Oscar winner Gwyneth Paltrow is in labor in a LA hospital....

I'm sure all of you will join me in wishing her well...

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She's pregnant? Will they be naming the baby Montgomery?
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I love the name Montgomery!

Updated On: 5/12/04 at 10:22 AM

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I hope after the baby is born, Gwynnie is so happy she'll break down and have a cheeseburger, fries and hot fudge sundae fer gosh sakes.
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Gwyneth said she's only been eating crap for the past few monthes and completely ruining her macrobiotic diet. In that same article, she said after her baby is born she would like to do what her mother did and not work again until the kid is grown.
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she can;t STILL be in labor. Voiceanth what's up?
#9

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yay, Gwen! i LVOE chris martin!!!
#10

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A source says Gwynie is indeed STILL in Labor!
#11

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45 hours of labor?
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#13

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Ok voiceanth what is the offical word? haha
#15

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PUSH!!!!!!


Call it a regime change...
#16

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Gwyneth's baby girl is named Apple.
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#17

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That poor kid is going to get teased so bad. What is her next child going to be named? Lettuce?

Updated On: 5/15/04 at 10:09 AM

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Jesus! Maybe it was 45 hours of labor!!!

Gwyneth Paltrow Gives Birth to Baby Girl
Saturday May 15 8:57 AM ET


Oscar-winning actress Gwyneth Paltrow has given birth to her first child, a baby girl named Apple Blythe Alison Martin.

The baby, weighing 9 pounds, 11 ounces, was born in a London hospital Friday after what Paltrow's husband, Coldplay lead singer Chris Martin, described as "a long labor." Mother and daughter were said to be doing fine.

"We are 900 miles over the moon, and we'd like to thank everyone at the hospital who have looked after us amazingly," Martin said in a statement released by spokesman Murray Chalmers.


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I hate that name. Her father just died recently, you'd think she would have honored his memory but noooooo...Apple
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It's a GIRL, thirdrow, was she supposed to name it BRUCE? Still, APPLE?
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#21

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Well it's only been a day. Maybe she'll come out her dilleriam and change it, lol
#22

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How about Brucella? re: Paltrow is in labor...
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#23

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Who names their child after fruit!? That's nutty.
Or at least pick a fruit that could possibly pass as a person's name. lol perhaps Kiwi or Peach. hahaha
And why give a kid three names when their born? Alison would have been a good first name, not third name.
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#24

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Now wait a minute, I teach in a school where we have some pretty weird names--and every third girl seems to be named "Shaquana". Still, "Apple" is a bizarre name. In fact, it's the pits!
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It is indeed a strange name; but at least it wasn't one of those mean names that parents find ammusing at the moment and never think of how stupid it sounds.

EX: Brooke Lynn

Or better yet, and this is absolutely true because I went to school with this kid's sister: The parents named him Noah, and their last name is Pinion. Therefore his name is Noah Pinion.

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