#76
Posted: 6/8/07 at 2:17pm
It wouldn't surprise me a bit if the sheriff wasn't bribed in some way.
Only time will tell.
Only time will tell.
Paris Hilton Released from Prison — Page 4
#77
Posted: 6/8/07 at 2:31pm
The sad state of affairs continued with the pathetic paparazzi chasing the police car down the street. What scum.
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Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#78
Posted: 6/8/07 at 2:44pm
Picture of the year.
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#79
Posted: 6/8/07 at 2:48pm
I hope they chain her to the toilet this time.
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#80
Posted: 6/8/07 at 2:51pm
What I really don't understand is why people like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan get DUI's at all? They are so filthy rich that surely they can take limo's everywhere? Half the time I think they do it for fun or for publicity.
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#81
Posted: 6/8/07 at 2:59pm
worrell4077, I don't think she faked it. A spoiled rich princess like her probably was legitimately scared of even her special people jail (probably because it's the first legitimate punishment she's received in her whole life, but that's another issue). But EVERYONE going to jail for the first time is scared, so it's ridiculous that she's allowed to use her fear as an excuse to get out of it and eat bon-bons in her mansion, while everyone else in the world has to just suck it up and deal.
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Wanting life but never knowing how
Wanting life but never knowing how
#82
Posted: 6/8/07 at 3:07pm
"There is a war on... a possible one with Iran. Iraqi Oil is being stolen and a anti-gay surgeon general has just been appointed"
Yes-and........?
Yes-and........?
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#83
Posted: 6/8/07 at 3:08pm
Paris has been ordered back to Jail!
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Updated On: 6/8/07 at 03:08 PM
#84
Posted: 6/8/07 at 3:09pm
Yup. Per TMZ, she's to be sent back to jail immediately.
Physically dragged out of the courtroom screaming "It's not right!" and then "mom mom mom!"
She's to serve her entire 45 day sentence.
God, MSNBC is really desperate.
Physically dragged out of the courtroom screaming "It's not right!" and then "mom mom mom!"
She's to serve her entire 45 day sentence.
God, MSNBC is really desperate.
Updated On: 6/8/07 at 03:09 PM
#85
Posted: 6/8/07 at 3:16pm
One witness described the scene as: Paris was "physically escorted" out of the courtroom by a female deputy.
I love the quotation marks. And "physically escorted" is obviously a euphemism for...
I love the quotation marks. And "physically escorted" is obviously a euphemism for...
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#86
Posted: 6/8/07 at 3:25pm
I also read that the police cruiser that drove her hit a pedestrian - wonder if the driver was drunk.
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#87
Posted: 6/8/07 at 3:37pm
The entertainment news shows tonight, might be fun to watch for a change.
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#88
Posted: 6/8/07 at 4:51pm
Maybe the sherriff who released her to begin with should be removed from his position. According to an article I just read on MSN, the judge had nothing to do with her early release.
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
Updated On: 6/8/07 at 04:51 PM
#89
Posted: 6/8/07 at 5:35pm
yeah, it seems the sheriff decided that he's in charge of where she does her time, it's reported that he refused the judge's order to pick her up and bring her back. heard the judge held the sheriff's dept. in contempt (the legal kind) until they went and got paris and brought her to the courtroom.
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#90
Posted: 6/8/07 at 5:42pm
Sounds like the sherriff is in someone's back pocket, don't you think? What made him think that his decision to release her to home confinement (or in this case mansion confinement) would go over well?
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#91
Posted: 6/8/07 at 5:47pm
Last year, Paris' grandfather donated money to the Sherriff for his campaign.
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#92
Posted: 6/8/07 at 5:58pm
munk, i'm sure that would have nothing to do with what was clearly a principled decision over which the sheriff agonized. he was clearly exercising the kind of compassion that the l.a. county sheriff's dept. has made famous through the years.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
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