Paris Hilton Released from Prison

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Paris Hilton Released from Prison

Posted: 6/7/07 at 9:37am

....after 3 days.

Apparently, she had her time cut even shorter.

Updated On: 6/7/07 at 09:37 AM

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re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison

Posted: 6/7/07 at 9:37am

Link?

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re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison

Posted: 6/7/07 at 9:38am

http://www.tmz.com/

Updated On: 6/7/07 at 09:38 AM

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re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison

Posted: 6/7/07 at 9:40am

Let anyone poo-poo the power of prayer NOW! Praise the Lord and pass the Stoli Raz!

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re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison

Posted: 6/7/07 at 9:41am

This should be interesting.

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re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison

Posted: 6/7/07 at 9:41am

As Kathy Griffin's mom might say: "Oh sweet bleedin' Christ hanging off the cross!"


NOTE: I have attested from day one that this was a publicity stunt.

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re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison

Posted: 6/7/07 at 9:41am

News conference in a hour, according to that link.

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re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison

Posted: 6/7/07 at 9:45am

I was *this* close to buying a tee shirt that said, "Don't Free Paris."

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re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison

Posted: 6/7/07 at 9:46am

That would have been a bad investment!

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re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison

Posted: 6/7/07 at 9:47am

I am so relieved. My faith that celebutantes were better than the rest of us had been severly shaken.

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re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison

Posted: 6/7/07 at 9:47am

It's all over now, taz.

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re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison

Posted: 6/7/07 at 10:19am

I am taking to the streets to riot and loot in protest of this miscarrage of justice!

I hope Scooter Libby doesn't serve his time in this same jail- he'll be out in 45 minutes.

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re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison

Posted: 6/7/07 at 10:25am

I cannot believe how much attention this is receiving. It's sick.

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re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison

Posted: 6/7/07 at 10:27am

OK she was released to home confinement due to a medical condition? Perhaps a mental or emotional condition?

I am writing that down in case I ever end up in prison. "I can't take this, send me home, I'll stay there, really!"

#15

re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison

Posted: 6/7/07 at 10:53am

I say she had Irritable Bowel Syndrome.

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re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison

Posted: 6/7/07 at 10:53am

Crabs.

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re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison

Posted: 6/7/07 at 10:54am

Paris is buring.

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re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison

Posted: 6/7/07 at 11:01am

Haha, I just heard it reported that she broke out in a rash. Poor thing!

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re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison

Posted: 6/7/07 at 11:08am

"Whitmore made it clear that Paris was not released early -- she was reassigned. She is technically still in custody."

you say potato and I say potahto

this sucks

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re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison

Posted: 6/7/07 at 11:12am

it's hard being cold. you heartless bastards! the poor thing only had three small blankets!

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#21

re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison

Posted: 6/7/07 at 11:13am

Who's Paris Hilton?

#22

re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison

Posted: 6/7/07 at 11:13am

Will this be like when Martha Stewart was holed up in her mansion and got to leave a few hours a day for "work" (her favorite thing, hardly a chore).

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#23

re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison

Posted: 6/7/07 at 11:14am

I'm sure she will absolutely wilt under house arrest!

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#24

re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison

Posted: 6/7/07 at 11:18am

Except, of course, Martha was sentenced to five months and served five months before her home-portion part of her sentence. Say whatever you want, but the b*tch did her time.

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re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison

Posted: 6/7/07 at 11:19am

Dammit!

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