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#1

Paris Hilton Released from Prison

....after 3 days.

Apparently, she had her time cut even shorter.

Updated On: 6/7/07 at 09:37 AM

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Let anyone poo-poo the power of prayer NOW! Praise the Lord and pass the Stoli Raz!
PEACE.
#6

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As Kathy Griffin's mom might say: "Oh sweet bleedin' Christ hanging off the cross!"


NOTE: I have attested from day one that this was a publicity stunt.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali
#7

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News conference in a hour, according to that link.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#8

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I was *this* close to buying a tee shirt that said, "Don't Free Paris."
"You know, with the right volume, Patti LuPone can make a car bounce, too...." -Wonderwaiter
#9

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That would have been a bad investment!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#10

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I am so relieved. My faith that celebutantes were better than the rest of us had been severly shaken.
....but the world goes 'round
#11

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It's all over now, taz.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#12

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I am taking to the streets to riot and loot in protest of this miscarrage of justice!

I hope Scooter Libby doesn't serve his time in this same jail- he'll be out in 45 minutes.
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I cannot believe how much attention this is receiving. It's sick.


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OK she was released to home confinement due to a medical condition? Perhaps a mental or emotional condition?

I am writing that down in case I ever end up in prison. "I can't take this, send me home, I'll stay there, really!"
#16

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Crabs.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
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"Whitmore made it clear that Paris was not released early -- she was reassigned. She is technically still in custody."

you say potato and I say potahto

this sucks

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Will this be like when Martha Stewart was holed up in her mansion and got to leave a few hours a day for "work" (her favorite thing, hardly a chore).
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
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Except, of course, Martha was sentenced to five months and served five months before her home-portion part of her sentence. Say whatever you want, but the b*tch did her time.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
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Dammit!
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

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