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Paris Hilton Released from Prison

Paris Hilton Released from Prison

Paris Hilton Released from Prison#1

Posted: 6/7/07 at 9:37am

....after 3 days.

Apparently, she had her time cut even shorter.
Updated On: 6/7/07 at 09:37 AM

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re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison#2

Posted: 6/7/07 at 9:37am

Link?


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re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison#2

Posted: 6/7/07 at 9:38am

http://www.tmz.com/ Updated On: 6/7/07 at 09:38 AM

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re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison#3

Posted: 6/7/07 at 9:40am

Let anyone poo-poo the power of prayer NOW! Praise the Lord and pass the Stoli Raz!


PEACE.

re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison#4

Posted: 6/7/07 at 9:41am

This should be interesting.

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re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison#5

Posted: 6/7/07 at 9:41am

As Kathy Griffin's mom might say: "Oh sweet bleedin' Christ hanging off the cross!"


NOTE: I have attested from day one that this was a publicity stunt.


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re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison#6

Posted: 6/7/07 at 9:41am

News conference in a hour, according to that link.


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re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison#7

Posted: 6/7/07 at 9:45am

I was *this* close to buying a tee shirt that said, "Don't Free Paris."


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re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison#8

Posted: 6/7/07 at 9:46am

That would have been a bad investment!


Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

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re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison#9

Posted: 6/7/07 at 9:47am

I am so relieved. My faith that celebutantes were better than the rest of us had been severly shaken.


....but the world goes 'round

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re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison#10

Posted: 6/7/07 at 9:47am

It's all over now, taz.


Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison#11

Posted: 6/7/07 at 10:19am

I am taking to the streets to riot and loot in protest of this miscarrage of justice!

I hope Scooter Libby doesn't serve his time in this same jail- he'll be out in 45 minutes.

re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison#12

Posted: 6/7/07 at 10:25am

I cannot believe how much attention this is receiving. It's sick.


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re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison#13

Posted: 6/7/07 at 10:27am

OK she was released to home confinement due to a medical condition? Perhaps a mental or emotional condition?

I am writing that down in case I ever end up in prison. "I can't take this, send me home, I'll stay there, really!"

re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison#14

Posted: 6/7/07 at 10:53am

I say she had Irritable Bowel Syndrome.

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re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison#15

Posted: 6/7/07 at 10:53am

Crabs.


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re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison#16

Posted: 6/7/07 at 10:54am

Paris is buring.

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re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison#17

Posted: 6/7/07 at 11:01am

Haha, I just heard it reported that she broke out in a rash. Poor thing!


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re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison#18

Posted: 6/7/07 at 11:08am

"Whitmore made it clear that Paris was not released early -- she was reassigned. She is technically still in custody."

you say potato and I say potahto

this sucks


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re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison#19

Posted: 6/7/07 at 11:12am

it's hard being cold. you heartless bastards! the poor thing only had three small blankets!


XING
PED

re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison#20

Posted: 6/7/07 at 11:13am

Who's Paris Hilton?

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re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison#21

Posted: 6/7/07 at 11:13am

Will this be like when Martha Stewart was holed up in her mansion and got to leave a few hours a day for "work" (her favorite thing, hardly a chore).


Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

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re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison#22

Posted: 6/7/07 at 11:14am

I'm sure she will absolutely wilt under house arrest!


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re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison#23

Posted: 6/7/07 at 11:18am

Except, of course, Martha was sentenced to five months and served five months before her home-portion part of her sentence. Say whatever you want, but the b*tch did her time.


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re: Paris Hilton Released from Prison#24

Posted: 6/7/07 at 11:19am

Dammit!


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