Pastor Does Crystal Meth and Gay Prostitutes and Preaches Against Gay Marriage- Page 4

[mejusthavingfun]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 4:37pm

Also that guy only has two voice mails, but wait until the get the phone records!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 4:43pm

I am not on a roll. I was beside a roll. And it wasn't a roll. It was a croissant. Which was recommended by the mashed-potatoes lady at Luby's. And I threw it away.

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 5:01pm

Oh, isn't this just the furies??

[uncageg]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 5:11pm

Wel it turns out that what we did not see during the interview with Haggard in the car where he makes his meth buying confession is that his wife and kids (Not sure all 5) were IN the car while he was talking to the reporter.

[mejusthavingfun]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 5:23pm

Do you think he was molested as a child? I hear that makes you gay.
Updated On: 11/3/06 at 05:23 PM

[robbiej]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 5:26pm

I think the only good news here is that the hooker was fifty.

[mejusthavingfun]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 5:28pm

There must be others.... unless he was in love. Awww...

[PalJoey]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 12:47am

Mr. Jones's AOL ad, phone numbers blacked out.

Note what he says about the casts of Broadway shows passing through Colorado...
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[FindingNamo]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 1:48am

Even the lunkiest lunkheads I clunk beer steins with down at my local pub are finally starting to realize that the loudest mouthed anti-gays are now officially voted most likely to be hypocrites.

And it's DELICIOUS!

[Auggie27]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 10:13am

Jee, has no one noticed that he wasn't trying to buy a joint, or a 'lude or crack, even. He skipped over all those drugs more prominently used by straight dudes, and landed on the gay high di giorno.

I mean, buying crystal meth as your FIRST excursion into substance abuse? Pu-leeze.

It's like a "straight" man walking into a karioke bar and saying "Can I please sing THE MAN THAT GOT AWAY?"

[MasterLcZ]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 10:16am

I blame his alma mater: Oral Roberts University.

Updated On: 11/4/06 at 10:16 AM

[Liverpool]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 10:22am

"the lunkiest lunkheads I clunk beer steins with down at my local pub"


is that some kind of new Gay Code namo?

[PalJoey]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 10:29am

It's like a "straight" man walking into a karioke bar and saying "Can I please sing THE MAN THAT GOT AWAY?"

That's his next explanation.

[MargoChanning]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 2:47pm

Wait. Are there a lot of 50 year old hookers/drug dealers/"masseurs" out there? Does he advertise in the AARP magazine?

[Auggie27]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 3:01pm

Actually Margo's question is one I've been discussing with friends for the last 24 hours (and acquaintances, including the nice guy in the box office at the Eugene O'Neill theater, by the way.)

Apparently in the hinterlands, the masseur-hustler over 40 is not uncommon, and sometimes preferred by some. They are kinder, gentler, experimental and not so judgemental. And often less expensive.

If they all got together and named names, or at least named faces (and other tellin features), we'd have a National Outing day that might shake up the nation. Or at least political-religious circles, an arena with a lot of overlap.

[touchmeinthemorning]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 3:44pm

I get really mad when I think about the fact that this old whore and his drug habit was paid for by the tythe of his congregation. People who were giving "their firstfruits" to God ended up giving their first to a fruit.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 3:44pm

It's not QUITE the same thing...well, ok, it is if we look at this from the hypocritical standpoint.
My neighbor's boss while we were in high school owned, among other things, a liquor store. One of the peculiarities of my home state is the "drive through" liquor store. Some of these offer actual drinks in styrofoam cups (drink and drive much?), but some of them were drive throughs where you could phone in an order and simply drive up in your car, pay at the window, get your stuff and leave. That was this guy's store.
He said he could bring the Christian community to its knees with the names of all the Baptist and other "evangelical" pastors who preached the hellfire and damnation of the evils of alcohol on Sunday morning and got their weekly pick-up on Monday mornings.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 4:17pm

Apparently in the hinterlands, the masseur-hustler over 40 is not uncommon

Now I know what I can do in my retirement! Move to the hinterlands and give massages with happy endings to closeted Republicans!

[Auggie27]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 8:33pm

Are Mr. Jones' 15 minutes up? Or will he get an appearance somewhere?

The bigger question, does anyone think he's available tomorrow from noon to six?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 8:55pm

In John Preston's 1994 book Hustling: A Gentleman's Guide to the Fine Art of Homosexual Prostitution, he points out that there are very few limits around who can be a hustler and how old they can or cannot be. He says that all of the stereotypes about it being strictly a profession of twinky early 20-somethings are really stereotypes, and that there is a serious niche for men seeking out "daddy" figures in their sex workers.

Jones has taken some blows, you should excuse the expression, here for being "old," but there IS a market for his type.

[JohnBoy2]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 8:55pm

Here's what I don't get about this "story". While I can understand why this would be of some interest to gays and Evangelicals and, therefore, a news item, who cares about this "story", otherwise? I mean, why was it the lead story on TODAY, and almost every other "news" show on television?! Who the hell is this guy? Who cares about him? Why is it a lead story? It's not as if this guy's preaching or his message, or Evangelicals were ever a lead story on TODAY, so why this? No matter how they hype it, I've got to believe that most people really couldn't care less, and find the whole thing, forced. In the scheme of things, it's just not that newsworthy. Very odd.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 9:11pm

You never seem to understand what the rest of us understand easily.

Why is that?

Or is it that you understand perfectly well but you just don't like to see right-wing homophobic hypocrites who are intimates of the Busheviks broght down?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 9:18pm

It's the hypocrisy, stupid.

[BroadwayBulldog]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 9:21pm

Shouldn't the word "broght" have a "u"?

[PalJoey]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 9:47pm

is that all you can "brng" to this topic?