Pastor Does Crystal Meth and Gay Prostitutes and Preaches Against Gay Marriage- Page 3

[PalJoey]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 12:40pm

AmericaBlog has the hunkalicious Mr Jones from Good Morning America this morning:


Hear the alleged voicemails of religious right leader allegedly trying to buy crystal meth

Updated On: 11/3/06 at 12:40 PM

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 1:39pm

Wanna Be a Foster - That made me literally LOL.

[uncageg]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 1:49pm

Well for those of you who don't know. Haggard has confessed to some of the allegations. The results of the voice mail "tests" come out this afternoon. Jones took a lie detector test this morning and failed the two most important questions but it was said that stress and fatigue was probably a factor. he is taking one or two more next week.

I have gotten a laugh over the Meeee Aaaaand Mr. Jones thing!!! The man is hot! Back in the nineties he was even hotter! We all remember when he would come out for halloween in these skimpy outfits showing off his body. My favorite haloween was back in the early nineties when he walked into the bar with nothing on other than something covering his crotch. He knew he was hot. Now the news here in Denver says he is a "former escort". Lots of questions and we are still nervous about Tuesday.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 2:05pm

I did notice that Haggard's use of the word "relationship" was exactly how the question to him was phrased by the reporter. He did not come up with that on his own. The reporter used the word "relationship" repeatedly and he just parroted it back.

[uncageg]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 2:06pm

Haggard was just on Denver news confessing to buying Meth but still claims he never had sex with Jones. I had a feeling that this was going to happen. Also, it turns out that one of our "Investigative Reporters" has been working on the story for 3 months.

Updated On: 11/3/06 at 02:06 PM

[Liverpool]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 2:10pm

Ok, so wait, he admits to buying meth from jones, but throwing it away and not using it, and admits to going to jones for a "massage" after getting a referal from a hotel?

oh yeah, this guy is just days away from admitting it all and blaming booze.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 2:13pm

Haggard NEVER returns my calls.

He STILL owes me $40.00...........

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 2:21pm

geez, diva, i knew you were cheap, but c'mon...

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 2:26pm

I'm telling you, that banana was laced!!!

[uncageg]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 2:56pm

I didn't hear that he met Jones through a hotel referal. It is being reported here that he found Jones online. Interesting. The trip from Denver to Colorado Springs is abot an hour. I know people that drive it everyday. What was he doing in a hotel in Denver? (It looks like this all happened here in Denver). If he wanted Meth, why did he call Jones to get it? If it turns out that he found him on a wbsite, what website was Jones advertising on? Iiiiiii'm thinking not an Evangelical one. (Evangelical....why did CATS just cross my mind!!)

[PalJoey]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 3:05pm

LOL!

"He said he did get a massage from Jones after being referred to him by a Denver hotel."

LOL!
Evangelist Admits Meth, Massage, No Sex

[robbiej]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 3:08pm

He bought meth cause he was curious, but never used it?

He just got a massage?

I mean...the damage control is doing more damage.

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 3:08pm

Oh geez!

[Flippancy]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 3:10pm

We need to start a betting pool as to when the inevitable "I'm checking into rehab" announcement hits the wires.

You know -- I'm a cynic of the highest order. I think everyone is lying. But when this news broke on Thursday, I thought "there's no way this whore is telling the truth. No one could be that stupid" [speaking of Haggard].

Than the announcement of Haggard's resignation, even though he did nothing wrong. "Hmmmmm" I thought to myself.

And now everything else that has come out....I've gotten over my "gob-smackedness", and now I'm just pissed off. At what, you ask? At the idiocy of saying "I bought crystal meth from him...twice...but I never smoked it." And "I went to a gay escort who advertises in the gay rags for a massage, but sex didn't happen, not even a 'handy'." I want to stomp Haggard's face in the ground.

And something else. Isn't it interesting that Haggy will admit to buying meth (which is illegal), but NOT to a little slap/tickle with a man (which isn't?) The fundies can excuse illegal drug use (thanks to Rush), but reaching a "happy ending" with someone of the same sex....well, that's tantamount to the doors of hell yawning open....

the former rlbgbc...


Updated On: 11/3/06 at 03:10 PM

[Calvin]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 3:11pm

Oh please, please, please let Dobson be next. Not a gay sex scandal. We've had enough of those. We need another one of those Lester Rolloff-style abuse camp scandals.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 3:13pm

And everyone knows a massage from a meth-using hooker is STRICTLY THERAPEUTIC!

[Calvin]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 3:13pm

Meth-using hookers are good for beginners, BTW. None of those pesky teeth marks.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 4:22pm

I love how he carefully admits he only got a "massage". Because there is nothing gay about getting a massage from a self-admitted gay prostitute.

Yeah, we know what got massaged. I mean, you don't even have to read between the lines (snort). Why doesn't he just say, "I tell you, I never had sex with Jones doggie-style in a PVC jumpsuit with what are actually randomly placed zippers while eating chocolate blancmange, not mousse, in front of the Leif Garrett Career Memorial Elementary School 3rd Grade Choir as they serenaded us with 'I Had a Ball' from the flop Broadway musical starring Buddy Hackett and Karen Morrow of the same title. As you can clearly see, this photo looks nothing like that. This is simply a photo of me baptizing lemurs in Malaysia. And I tripped. And I did eat chocolate blancmange once. But I didn't crap."

Updated On: 11/3/06 at 04:22 PM

[DottieD'Luscia]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 4:23pm

Mister Matt, priceless!!

[robbiej]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 4:25pm

Matt,

Can I use that for my next audition?

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 4:28pm

Audition? I fully expect to hear it in your next show, thank you very much!

[robbiej]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 4:29pm

Can I have it set to music? Ricky Ian Gordon would work wonders with it.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 4:34pm

Mister Matt is on a ROLL today!

[mejusthavingfun]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 4:35pm

That guy with the brown hair guy with the side-burns sounds like a queen too.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 4:36pm

It's replaced John Kerry as the story du jour: