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Pastor Does Crystal Meth and Gay Prostitutes and Preaches Against Gay Marriage
#50pastor does crystal meth and gay prostitutes and preaches against gay
Posted: 11/3/06 at 12:40pm
AmericaBlog has the hunkalicious Mr Jones from Good Morning America this morning:
Hear the alleged voicemails of religious right leader allegedly trying to buy crystal meth
#51pastor does crystal meth and gay prostitutes and preaches against gay
Posted: 11/3/06 at 1:39pmWanna Be a Foster - That made me literally LOL.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#52pastor does crystal meth and gay prostitutes and preaches against gay
Posted: 11/3/06 at 1:49pm
Well for those of you who don't know. Haggard has confessed to some of the allegations. The results of the voice mail "tests" come out this afternoon. Jones took a lie detector test this morning and failed the two most important questions but it was said that stress and fatigue was probably a factor. he is taking one or two more next week.
I have gotten a laugh over the Meeee Aaaaand Mr. Jones thing!!! The man is hot! Back in the nineties he was even hotter! We all remember when he would come out for halloween in these skimpy outfits showing off his body. My favorite haloween was back in the early nineties when he walked into the bar with nothing on other than something covering his crotch. He knew he was hot. Now the news here in Denver says he is a "former escort". Lots of questions and we are still nervous about Tuesday.
Just give the world Love. - S. Wonder
#53pastor does crystal meth and gay prostitutes and preaches against gay
Posted: 11/3/06 at 2:05pmI did notice that Haggard's use of the word "relationship" was exactly how the question to him was phrased by the reporter. He did not come up with that on his own. The reporter used the word "relationship" repeatedly and he just parroted it back.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#54pastor does crystal meth and gay prostitutes and preaches against gay
Posted: 11/3/06 at 2:06pm
Haggard was just on Denver news confessing to buying Meth but still claims he never had sex with Jones. I had a feeling that this was going to happen. Also, it turns out that one of our "Investigative Reporters" has been working on the story for 3 months.
Just give the world Love. - S. Wonder
Updated On: 11/3/06 at 02:06 PM
#55pastor does crystal meth and gay prostitutes and preaches against gay
Posted: 11/3/06 at 2:10pm
Ok, so wait, he admits to buying meth from jones, but throwing it away and not using it, and admits to going to jones for a "massage" after getting a referal from a hotel?
oh yeah, this guy is just days away from admitting it all and blaming booze.
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#56pastor does crystal meth and gay prostitutes and preaches against gay
Posted: 11/3/06 at 2:13pm
Haggard NEVER returns my calls.
He STILL owes me $40.00...........
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#57pastor does crystal meth and gay prostitutes and preaches against gay
Posted: 11/3/06 at 2:21pmgeez, diva, i knew you were cheap, but c'mon...
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...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
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#58pastor does crystal meth and gay prostitutes and preaches against gay
Posted: 11/3/06 at 2:26pmI'm telling you, that banana was laced!!!
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#59pastor does crystal meth and gay prostitutes and preaches against gay
Posted: 11/3/06 at 2:56pmI didn't hear that he met Jones through a hotel referal. It is being reported here that he found Jones online. Interesting. The trip from Denver to Colorado Springs is abot an hour. I know people that drive it everyday. What was he doing in a hotel in Denver? (It looks like this all happened here in Denver). If he wanted Meth, why did he call Jones to get it? If it turns out that he found him on a wbsite, what website was Jones advertising on? Iiiiiii'm thinking not an Evangelical one. (Evangelical....why did CATS just cross my mind!!)
Just give the world Love. - S. Wonder
#60pastor does crystal meth and gay prostitutes and preaches against gay
Posted: 11/3/06 at 3:05pm
LOL!
"He said he did get a massage from Jones after being referred to him by a Denver hotel."
LOL!
Evangelist Admits Meth, Massage, No Sex
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Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#61pastor does crystal meth and gay prostitutes and preaches against gay
Posted: 11/3/06 at 3:08pm
He bought meth cause he was curious, but never used it?
He just got a massage?
I mean...the damage control is doing more damage.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#62pastor does crystal meth and gay prostitutes and preaches against gay
Posted: 11/3/06 at 3:08pmOh geez!
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#63pastor does crystal meth and gay prostitutes and preaches against gay
Posted: 11/3/06 at 3:10pm
We need to start a betting pool as to when the inevitable "I'm checking into rehab" announcement hits the wires.
You know -- I'm a cynic of the highest order. I think everyone is lying. But when this news broke on Thursday, I thought "there's no way this whore is telling the truth. No one could be that stupid" [speaking of Haggard].
Than the announcement of Haggard's resignation, even though he did nothing wrong. "Hmmmmm" I thought to myself.
And now everything else that has come out....I've gotten over my "gob-smackedness", and now I'm just pissed off. At what, you ask? At the idiocy of saying "I bought crystal meth from him...twice...but I never smoked it." And "I went to a gay escort who advertises in the gay rags for a massage, but sex didn't happen, not even a 'handy'." I want to stomp Haggard's face in the ground.
And something else. Isn't it interesting that Haggy will admit to buying meth (which is illegal), but NOT to a little slap/tickle with a man (which isn't?) The fundies can excuse illegal drug use (thanks to Rush), but reaching a "happy ending" with someone of the same sex....well, that's tantamount to the doors of hell yawning open....
the former rlbgbc...
Updated On: 11/3/06 at 03:10 PM
#64pastor does crystal meth and gay prostitutes and preaches against gay
Posted: 11/3/06 at 3:11pmOh please, please, please let Dobson be next. Not a gay sex scandal. We've had enough of those. We need another one of those Lester Rolloff-style abuse camp scandals.
#65pastor does crystal meth and gay prostitutes and preaches against gay
Posted: 11/3/06 at 3:13pmAnd everyone knows a massage from a meth-using hooker is STRICTLY THERAPEUTIC!
#66pastor does crystal meth and gay prostitutes and preaches against gay
Posted: 11/3/06 at 3:13pmMeth-using hookers are good for beginners, BTW. None of those pesky teeth marks.
#67pastor does crystal meth and gay prostitutes and preaches against gay
Posted: 11/3/06 at 4:22pm
I love how he carefully admits he only got a "massage". Because there is nothing gay about getting a massage from a self-admitted gay prostitute.
Yeah, we know what got massaged. I mean, you don't even have to read between the lines (snort). Why doesn't he just say, "I tell you, I never had sex with Jones doggie-style in a PVC jumpsuit with what are actually randomly placed zippers while eating chocolate blancmange, not mousse, in front of the Leif Garrett Career Memorial Elementary School 3rd Grade Choir as they serenaded us with 'I Had a Ball' from the flop Broadway musical starring Buddy Hackett and Karen Morrow of the same title. As you can clearly see, this photo looks nothing like that. This is simply a photo of me baptizing lemurs in Malaysia. And I tripped. And I did eat chocolate blancmange once. But I didn't crap."
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
Updated On: 11/3/06 at 04:22 PM
#68pastor does crystal meth and gay prostitutes and preaches against gay
Posted: 11/3/06 at 4:23pmMister Matt, priceless!!
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#69pastor does crystal meth and gay prostitutes and preaches against gay
Posted: 11/3/06 at 4:25pm
Matt,
Can I use that for my next audition?
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#70pastor does crystal meth and gay prostitutes and preaches against gay
Posted: 11/3/06 at 4:28pmAudition? I fully expect to hear it in your next show, thank you very much!
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#71pastor does crystal meth and gay prostitutes and preaches against gay
Posted: 11/3/06 at 4:29pmCan I have it set to music? Ricky Ian Gordon would work wonders with it.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#72pastor does crystal meth and gay prostitutes and preaches against gay
Posted: 11/3/06 at 4:34pmMister Matt is on a ROLL today!
mejusthavingfun
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/12/06
#73pastor does crystal meth and gay prostitutes and preaches against gay
Posted: 11/3/06 at 4:35pmThat guy with the brown hair guy with the side-burns sounds like a queen too.
#74pastor does crystal meth and gay prostitutes and preaches against gay
Posted: 11/3/06 at 4:36pm
It's replaced John Kerry as the story du jour:
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