Three favorite broccoli quotes from Stewie:
Soooo Broccoli, mother says you're very good for me. But I'm afraid I'm no good for you.
Well, Broccoli, todays forecast calls for rain with a chance of DOOM!!!!
Lois: Sweetie, its broccoli Its good for you now open up for the airplane *Lois makes airplane noise*
Stewie: Never! Damn the broccoli, damn you, and damn the Wright Brothers!
Lois: my arent we fussy tonight, ok no broccoli
very well then
*Lois shoves broccoli in stewies mouth*
*Stewie spits it out*
Stewie: who the the hell do you think you are?
Lois: honey its not gonna go away just because you dont like it
stewie: well then my goal becomes clear...THE BROCCOLI MUST DIE
dammit, after all of my Family Guy watching over the past 2 years, it really has worked its way into my speech patterns. I didn't even mean to do that! ah well, it's a fantastic show and I cannot wait for the new season in January! and my favorite Stewie moment is a toss-up between either Rocket Man, the Sexy Party Gag, the HMS Pinafore parody, or when he tells the toilet to get a job.
"I wash my face, then drink beer, then I weep. Say a prayer and induce insincere self-abuse, till I'm fast asleep"- In Trousers
Gotta love that Sexy Party.
My favorite, though, is in "He's Too Sexy for His Fat" when Stewie is sitting on the porch, eating ice cream.
"Damn you all, and such..."
(sorry for the double-post. my internet hates me!)
Helooooo people..get back on topic! This thread is about candy and orgasms!!
all's i know is, nothing enhances an orgasm better than a well-timed Nerd Rope and some Family Guy DVD.
"I wash my face, then drink beer, then I weep. Say a prayer and induce insincere self-abuse, till I'm fast asleep"- In Trousers
I'll take your word.
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In all seriousness...
To the person who wanted to send all green m&m's to Idina (I know it's a joke...)
I heard there's a website where yuo can order m&m's by the pound in any color you want - they'll even do custom color matching - like the paint store! So, you can have your school colors, or whatever... Elphaba Green wouldn't be a problem.
I don't know the website address, but it should be easy to google.
All of those green M&M's, and Taye would be smiling even bigger.
I wonder if they would make some M&M's to match my eyes.
M&M Mars consumer affairs website tells you everything you could want to know about the manufacturing and history of M&M's
http://www.mmmars.com/cai/mms/faq.html
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I also found a site called mckandy.com that has 21 M&M colors and offers custom colors for your party or wedding. I hope I am never invited to the wedding where M&M's are served.
That's kind of weird. I've worked for wedding planners and such and I've filled little candy boxes with truffles, chocolate lentils, and Jordanian almonds (some tradition somewhere). But M & Ms? Never, and I hope I never have to cause it sounds so weird.
"Oh look, we got...M&Ms? You would think they could've sprung for truffles or almonds"
Does anyone beside myself remember the Willy Wonka version of Reeces pieces? For the life of me, I can't remember the name, but they were larger and very deliscious!
The almonds, I think, are a symbol of good luck. I've also herad they are a symbol of fertility, altthough that doesn't explain why you would hand them out to the guests. It sesm to depend on which grandparent you listen to and what their cultural background is.
I would imagine that the people handing out wedding M&M's are the same couples that would be have their bridal registry at KMart
Ouch! Yet, I agree. Do they have wedding registries at K-Mart?
And I think the almonds are for good luck.
http://www.candywarehouse.com/wedsigstorof.html
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I found this, if anyone cares.
I think reeses pieces are a lot better than M&Ms. the M&Ms people are getting desperate.
Come on! Taking color out of M&Ms???? That was just weird!
That was/is weird. I don't get them. I miss the green M&M with all the saucy comments.
As for which I like better, I am partial to M&Ms, simply becuase they have the chocolate shell. However, how they stole the orange color from Hersheys was not nice. It was like payback for Hersheys taking over Reeses intead of Mars.
Speaking of which, anyone read the "Emperors of Chocolate"?
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