People who make really egotistical, untrue statements and practically back you into a corner forcing you to agree with them. Like, "I deserved the lead not Susie! I sang the audition song much better than Julie Andrews, right? And everyone knows it!"
Also, I go to a very small, quiet United Methodist church. But there's this one humongous guy, let's just call him Gandalf, who seems to believe it's a southern baptist church or something because he keeps yelling "YESS LORD!" and "PRAISE JESUS!" in the middle of the services, carries around a huge walking stick that he always hits against the ground for emphasis, laughs incredibly loudly all the time, randomly stands up and interrupts the minister to make unimportant announcements to the entire church that are semi-embarrassing ("Well, uh, my daughter, she's fifteen, she just had a baby! PRAISE JESUS!"), and sells vegetables in front of the church.
Ands if that wasn't enough, he likes to take off his shoes and CLIP HIS TOENAILS incredibly loudly during the prayers! Gandalf's wife is just as loud and obnoxious, but at least she doesn't do that.
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy