Poor Pussy

[South Fl Marc]

Posted: 9/3/13 at 8:30pm

So Wrong and yet.......

[DAME]

Posted: 9/3/13 at 8:57pm

so wrong the link doesn't work

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 9/4/13 at 2:22pm

I'm pretty sure he was talking about this. It's a page from a 1956 school book that's been making the Facebook rounds.

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 9/4/13 at 3:04pm

~ okay there's allsorts of wrong going on with that book. from the title of that page to the drawing of the girl on all fours with her panties showing looking like she's:

(a) going to give the boy in front of her a head job

or

(b)

receive it in the end.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 9/4/13 at 3:14pm

Poor Pussy.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/4/13 at 3:15pm

Poor my ass.

[ErikJ972]

Posted: 9/4/13 at 3:16pm

I can tell from that picture who the next **** will be.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 9/4/13 at 3:19pm

The boy on the far left who's tilting his head ever so slightly so that he can look up that skirt and see that Poor Pussy?

[AEA AGMA SM]

Posted: 9/4/13 at 3:24pm

I don't remember the last time I've seen such a thoroughly unimpressed expression as the boy in the middle is sporting. He's practically ready to fall asleep.

[tazber]

Posted: 9/4/13 at 3:26pm

Holy crap! I realize that kids don't see what we see, but is that a real book?

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 9/4/13 at 3:27pm

That's why they call her "Poor Pussy" because she just ain't no good at it.

[SonofRobbieJ]

Posted: 9/4/13 at 3:29pm

The look on the the boy's face (the one with the tie) is so, 'Yeah...suck it...you know you want it.'

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 9/4/13 at 3:29pm

Taz, Poor Pussy is a very real thing.

[tazber]

Posted: 9/4/13 at 3:31pm

Well this is definitely going to a party game at my annual Halloween bash!

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 9/4/13 at 3:31pm

And of course there's a YouTube video of the game being played.

[Liza's Headband]

Posted: 9/4/13 at 3:46pm

I can't believe none of you have heard of the "Pussy" games. These were popular games for children, especially back in the 50s and 60s, and also used as theatre warmups! A close friend, who is a professor of drama at Carnegie Mellon, still uses the Pussy games as physical warmups with her students. She either has the humor of a 13-year-old or some kind of affinity for the word...

In addition to Poor Pussy, there is also Pussy Wants A Corner:

Pussy wants a corner
(noun)
a parlor game for children in which one player in the middle of a room tries to occupy any of the positions along the walls that become vacant as other players dash across to exchange places at a signal.

Updated On: 9/4/13 at 03:46 PM

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 9/4/13 at 3:48pm

"The Pussy Games"

Starring Jennifer Lawrence and Traci Lords, coming next Easter to a theatre near you.

[SonofRobbieJ]

Posted: 9/4/13 at 3:55pm

I actually played Pussy Wants a Corner quite a bit in improv class at my university.

Good times. Good times.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/4/13 at 3:58pm

Nobody puts **** in a corner.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 9/4/13 at 3:59pm

That sounds like the tagline to a Tarantino movie, if there ever was one.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/4/13 at 4:39pm

We just need one little change: "Every time he "meows" the child he is facing...."

[ErikJ972]

Posted: 9/4/13 at 4:39pm

How come all you guys get to type **** but Namo an I get "****"?
Do have to capitalize it?
Pussy


*edit: yup that works! Updated On: 9/4/13 at 04:39 PM

[Liza's Headband]

Posted: 9/4/13 at 5:01pm

"I actually played Pussy Wants a Corner quite a bit in improv class at my university."

Glad to know the world of academia hasn't given up on that classic, yet. I suppose my friend isn't all that perverted then.

Also, on a related side note, this was once a very real and popular book for cat owners: