Re: would've
This is from EnglishPlus.com:
Sometimes the word have is slurred, especially after verbs like would, could, and should. In dialogue this can be shown as 've, but never as of.
Incorrect: We would of like to have gone.
Correct: We would've liked to have gone.
(To show contraction in speaking)
Correct: We would have liked to have gone.
(In more formal writing)
Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10