Private Message to Michael Musto (no one else should read this!)- Page 2

[DAME]

Posted: 5/27/04 at 11:21pm

They are not the only ones conducting a investigation.

[Corine2]

Posted: 5/27/04 at 11:42pm

Oh well night.
Updated On: 5/27/04 at 11:42 PM

[Mollyfair]

Posted: 5/28/04 at 4:55am

In England we say "tough titty Gordon".

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/28/04 at 1:52pm

"Brilliant writer"?????

When I think of a brilliant writer I think of John Steinbeck or Wallace Stegner. To put Michael Musto in their league is laughable.

Michael Musto is a gossip columnist; pure and simple. To say he is anything more is to reflect on your own poor judgement.

[DAME]

Posted: 5/28/04 at 2:41pm

Is he one of those gossip writers like Liz Smith that gets everything all wrong?

[DAME]

Posted: 5/28/04 at 3:46pm

OH MY GOD.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/28/04 at 5:48pm

Liz doesn't even do the interviews she takes credit for. Before WONDERFUL TOWN began previews, she ran an item in her column that she had lunched with Donna Murphy. One of the posters here at BWW worked at the restaurant where the interview took place and reported that Donna was interviewed by a MAN.

[mamamia sammy]

Posted: 5/28/04 at 5:50pm

At least she wasn't interviewed by a drunken iguana.

[dramaqueen]

Posted: 5/28/04 at 6:11pm

the best way to get ppl to look @ u r post is to say dont look at this unless you are...

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 5/28/04 at 6:17pm

And the best way to get people to read your words is to actually spell them out in a legible fashion. You are posting to a message board, not sending an IM to your friend.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/29/04 at 1:05pm

To whom shall I direct that last message?

[DAME]

Posted: 5/31/04 at 3:09pm

A woman was just seen attempting to board the Long Island Rail Road with a drunk Iguana.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/31/04 at 3:26pm

Well, that wasn't our Corine. We all know that her iguana is the paragon of sobriety. It's dear Corine who was given honorary membership in AA. She seems to be addicted to pear Ripple.

[DAME]

Posted: 5/31/04 at 3:28pm

DP;
I think the Iguana has been pulling a Jeckyl And Hyde on her. By the way; what is the Iguanas name?

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/31/04 at 3:32pm

I don't know if the iguana has a name.

Maybe we should try naming it for her.

Let's see:

Bwana Iguana?

Shaquana Iguana?

Isidore Iguana?

any others?

[DAME]

Posted: 5/31/04 at 3:36pm

Love Isidore. Maybe we can also have a nick name for the Iguana when she is behaving like a real hussy.

Posted: 5/31/04 at 3:37pm

Nida de Iguana

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/31/04 at 3:40pm

Perhaps we could spell it:

Nytol d'Iguana

It sounds a bit more medicinal

Posted: 5/31/04 at 3:46pm

Iguana, or Change

The Boy from Iguana

Avenue Iguana

The Iguana and I

Sweeney Iguana

West Side Iguana Updated On: 5/31/04 at 03:46 PM

[DAME]

Posted: 5/31/04 at 4:40pm

We must check with Corine. She might have already named it. ( she once referred to it as namie)

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/31/04 at 6:32pm

Iguana be loved by you
By you and nobody else but you
Iguana be loved by you
Alone...boop doopy doop.

[DAME]

Posted: 5/31/04 at 9:10pm

Dollypop,
No more Mojitos for you. You are cut off.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/31/04 at 9:14pm

Me cut off? Has the dialogue now veered into the realm of circumcisiom?

[DAME]

Posted: 5/31/04 at 9:21pm

Alright;
I'll have another with you.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 6/1/04 at 8:47am

Another circumsion? Isn't one enough?