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Private Message to Michael Musto (no one else should read this!)

Posted: 5/25/04 at 6:02pm

Although I wasn't able to attend "Standing Ovulations", I was informed by several sources that you took my name in vain AND linked it with that of someone named Corine. I am not happy about this.

Surely you realize that one Mr. Nathan Lane did something similar and is now living to regret it. In fact, the elfin man was virtually on his knees begging my forgiveness.

I will leave you with this warning: you have invoked the ire of Dollypop. BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

Updated On: 5/25/04 at 06:02 PM

#2

re: private massage to michael riedel (no one else should watch this!)

Posted: 5/25/04 at 7:03pm

terror, cold and clammy like dolly's hand, must even now be creeping into michael's shorts. no, wait that's not right. horror, yeah, horror, is even now removing michael's salmony jacket and hanging it on a padded wooden coat hanger. hmmm, nope that still doesn't begin to describe the palpitations that must grip our intrepid former host. i would not want to be in his shoes now, nope, no siree. skeeered, he should be. oooooo, skeered.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#6

re: private massage to michael riedel (no one else should watch this!)

Posted: 5/25/04 at 9:58pm

um, namo, has anyone ever told you that you seem to have quite an obsession with the "pink"...i'm just saying.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#7

re: private massage to michael riedel (no one else should watch this!)

Posted: 5/25/04 at 11:21pm

DP you know as soon as you tell someone they can't do something there all the more likely to do it. It's like fishing with a shotgun. It'd be a heck of a lot less popular if it wasn't illegal.
My avatar is a reminder to myself. I need lots of reminders...
#10

re: private massage to michael riedel (no one else should watch this!)

Posted: 5/27/04 at 11:19am

Someone's only got to tell me not to read something and it's irrestible.

So I read it!

It was very interesting but not to worry, I haven't a clue what you're all going on about but then I hardly ever do.

Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner ..... (breaks into song).

Bye!

#11

re: private massage to michael riedel (no one else should watch this!)

Posted: 5/27/04 at 12:55pm

DP is right. We are all awful, prurient people for looking at his private message, and we should be deeply ashamed of ourselves for such flagrant disrespect of a man's privacy. Does NO ONE remember the Pandora myth? Well, there you go....

One question though: why didn't you send the message to musto@villagevoice.com? Has he blocked you? Just wondering.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali
#15

re: private massage to michael riedel (no one else should watch this!)

Posted: 5/27/04 at 1:43pm

Sarcasm, darlin's.

DP, would you like me to cut and paste your message and send it to him in case he doesn't see it on the board?
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali
#16

re: private massage to michael riedel (no one else should watch this!)

Posted: 5/27/04 at 1:48pm

there's no need for that, bb. it obvious that those concerned for the career of mr. musto or at the very least, the minions of dolly, have already communicated to him the error of his ways and warned him of his impending doom. quite probably that email address has been disconnected already as mr. musto sits quiverring in his apartment behind drawn shades wating for the safety of darkness in which to make a run for the south to elude the horrid fate that awaits him at the hands of the venerated (or is it venereal? i can never remember) dollypop.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#23

re: private massage to michael riedel (no one else should watch this!)

Posted: 5/27/04 at 10:48pm

Corine, do the BWW police allow you to post "tough titty?" What is the meaning of this phrase? Is it a bad thing or a good thing?
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.

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