Private Message to Michael Musto (no one else should read this!)
Private Message to Michael Musto (no one else should read this!)
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#0Private Message to Michael Musto (no one else should read this!)
Posted: 5/25/04 at 6:02pm
Although I wasn't able to attend "Standing Ovulations", I was informed by several sources that you took my name in vain AND linked it with that of someone named Corine. I am not happy about this.
Surely you realize that one Mr. Nathan Lane did something similar and is now living to regret it. In fact, the elfin man was virtually on his knees begging my forgiveness.
I will leave you with this warning: you have invoked the ire of Dollypop. BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
Updated On: 5/25/04 at 06:02 PM
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Posted: 5/25/04 at 7:03pmterror, cold and clammy like dolly's hand, must even now be creeping into michael's shorts. no, wait that's not right. horror, yeah, horror, is even now removing michael's salmony jacket and hanging it on a padded wooden coat hanger. hmmm, nope that still doesn't begin to describe the palpitations that must grip our intrepid former host. i would not want to be in his shoes now, nope, no siree. skeeered, he should be. oooooo, skeered.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#2re: private massage to michael riedel (no one else should watch this!)
Posted: 5/25/04 at 7:19pmPINK salmony. Hello?
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Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
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Posted: 5/25/04 at 7:39pmExcuse me, but can't you people READ? This thread is intended only for the eyes of one Mr. Michael Musto (may he rest in peace!)
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
iflitifloat
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/03
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Posted: 5/25/04 at 7:47pm
Not for nothin'...what makes you think at least one of those guys ISN'T Michael Musto?
Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10
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Posted: 5/25/04 at 9:58pmum, namo, has anyone ever told you that you seem to have quite an obsession with the "pink"...i'm just saying.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#6re: private massage to michael riedel (no one else should watch this!)
Posted: 5/25/04 at 11:21pmDP you know as soon as you tell someone they can't do something there all the more likely to do it. It's like fishing with a shotgun. It'd be a heck of a lot less popular if it wasn't illegal.
My avatar is a reminder to myself. I need lots of reminders...
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
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Posted: 5/26/04 at 3:37pm
Stunn/Gunn,
Every picture you use as an icon makes you look better than the last. You are one sexy fella!
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
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Posted: 5/27/04 at 10:58am220 people have read this message. I guess Michael Musto must like to re-read what is sent to him. Insidious people are like that, you know!
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
Mollyfair
Chorus Member Joined: 3/29/04
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Posted: 5/27/04 at 11:19am
Someone's only got to tell me not to read something and it's irrestible.
So I read it!
It was very interesting but not to worry, I haven't a clue what you're all going on about but then I hardly ever do.
Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner ..... (breaks into song).
Bye!
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
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Posted: 5/27/04 at 12:55pm
DP is right. We are all awful, prurient people for looking at his private message, and we should be deeply ashamed of ourselves for such flagrant disrespect of a man's privacy. Does NO ONE remember the Pandora myth? Well, there you go....
One question though: why didn't you send the message to musto@villagevoice.com? Has he blocked you? Just wondering.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
etoile
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/2/03
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Posted: 5/27/04 at 1:08pmI can imagine one person from this board has been.
Rest in peace, Iflitifloat.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#12re: private massage to michael riedel (no one else should watch this!)
Posted: 5/27/04 at 1:09pmWho me?
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#13re: private massage to michael riedel (no one else should watch this!)
Posted: 5/27/04 at 1:39pm
Michael Musto doesn't DESERVE a private e-mail!
He's a low-life!
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#14re: private massage to michael riedel (no one else should watch this!)
Posted: 5/27/04 at 1:43pm
Sarcasm, darlin's.
DP, would you like me to cut and paste your message and send it to him in case he doesn't see it on the board?
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
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Posted: 5/27/04 at 1:48pmthere's no need for that, bb. it obvious that those concerned for the career of mr. musto or at the very least, the minions of dolly, have already communicated to him the error of his ways and warned him of his impending doom. quite probably that email address has been disconnected already as mr. musto sits quiverring in his apartment behind drawn shades wating for the safety of darkness in which to make a run for the south to elude the horrid fate that awaits him at the hands of the venerated (or is it venereal? i can never remember) dollypop.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#16re: private massage to michael riedel (no one else should watch this!)
Posted: 5/27/04 at 7:16pm
Ah, the thought of the flaccid Mr. Musto quivering in fear is delightful. In fact, it warms my heart and renews my faith in the human race.
Suffer, Michael, suffer!
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#17re: private massage to michael riedel (no one else should watch this!)
Posted: 5/27/04 at 10:19pmI viewed the pictures from STANDING OVULTIONS and saw Mr. Musto in the aforementioned jacket. It seems as though the man had just crawled out of a can labeled "Bumble Bee".
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
DAME
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
#18re: private massage to michael riedel (no one else should watch this!)
Posted: 5/27/04 at 10:31pmI'm not sure who this Michael Musto is? Is this a code name for a slutty hussy?
HUSSY POWER!
------ HUSSY POWER!
Zola Q. LaPlaya
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/25/04
#19re: private massage to michael riedel (no one else should watch this!)
Posted: 5/27/04 at 10:32pmI think it's the nom de plume of Mr. Roxy.
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
DAME
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
#20re: private massage to michael riedel (no one else should watch this!)
Posted: 5/27/04 at 10:35pmOH MY GOD! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!
HUSSY POWER!
------ HUSSY POWER!
Corine2
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/14/03
#21re: private massage to michael riedel (no one else should watch this!)
Posted: 5/27/04 at 10:45pm
DP-
Musto is one of the greatest writers in NY.
He is a brilliant writer get over it.
Zola Q. LaPlaya
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/25/04
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Posted: 5/27/04 at 10:48pmCorine, do the BWW police allow you to post "tough titty?" What is the meaning of this phrase? Is it a bad thing or a good thing?
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
Corine2
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/14/03
#23re: private massage to michael riedel (no one else should watch this!)
Posted: 5/27/04 at 11:04pm
It is a quote from Little Shop.
I love it.
Zola your picture is very sexy. Please remove it you might give me a heart attack.
LOL.
Updated On: 5/27/04 at 11:04 PM
Zola Q. LaPlaya
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/25/04
#24re: private massage to michael riedel (no one else should watch this!)
Posted: 5/27/04 at 11:11pmOh, stop! Flattery might make me straight. Jose tells me the BWW police are already investigating me.
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
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