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Posted: 5/3/14 at 9:59amI'm surprised you're back so soon.
Liza's Headband
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/28/13
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Posted: 5/3/14 at 10:56am
...I never left.
ETA: Just felt like staying out of it and walking away was probably best. No need to fuel the fire, since that is what most on here usually thrive on.
Updated On: 5/3/14 at 10:56 AM
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Posted: 5/3/14 at 11:01amYou might consider staying away a little longer. You made a ton of enemies here with your despicable actions yesterday.
Liza's Headband
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/28/13
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Posted: 5/3/14 at 11:04amYes, you're right.
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Posted: 5/3/14 at 11:07am
Awesome. So I guess we'll see you with your next screen name.
Laterz, headband.
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Posted: 5/3/14 at 12:02pmThe worst stripper name yet - Pretty blue bird West 31st.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#181REMINDER: It is a cardinal rule of this board that we do NOT refer to each by real names
Posted: 5/3/14 at 12:09pmIt's a great name for a strip club, however.
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Posted: 5/3/14 at 12:10pmYikes, Mine is Gloria Turquesa.
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Posted: 5/3/14 at 12:14pmBow down before Tweety Bellamy, bitches. Or Tweety Bellamy Lane?
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
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Posted: 5/3/14 at 12:25pmOnly after you marry Nathan, you stripper with a heart of gold.
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Posted: 5/3/14 at 1:10pm
I rarely come here anymore, although reading this thread got me close. I miss you bitches. I hereby and forthwith would like it to be acknowledged that I was the first to call out Liza on her insincere mcfakieness during her first week here, and she knows it. Yes, I need affirmation and adoration, still. Oh, and, you can call me Sam. But don't call my mamma, Mia. She hates that.
Updated On: 5/3/14 at 01:10 PM
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Posted: 5/3/14 at 1:29pmI have thread hangover....
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
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Posted: 5/3/14 at 1:38pmThat is absolutely true, Sam. You called it like you saw it and the way you saw it was crystal clear.
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Posted: 5/3/14 at 3:32pm
I called out Roxy 10 years ago. Does that count? WHAT DID IT GET ME?
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Posted: 5/3/14 at 4:01pmThis thread is so incredibly entertaining. Also, throwing my stripper name in: Tuffy Juanita. The myth, the legend.
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Posted: 5/3/14 at 4:09pmWait, so 3 of us actually had a pet named Tuffy at some point? That's really weird. I didn't think Tuffy was really common. Now I'm glad we had 2 dogs at once when i was born because it makes my stripper name more original.
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Posted: 5/3/14 at 4:30pm
Man, this thread is just as hilarious sober, but the alcohol really heightens the hilarity.
Since everyone is throwing out their stripper names here is mine:
Bandit Rivington.
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Posted: 5/3/14 at 4:39pmDaisy Parker
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Posted: 5/3/14 at 5:06pmMarrianne, my stepmother had three dogs Muffy, Fluffy and Tuffy. Not an uncommon name.
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Posted: 5/3/14 at 5:12pm
For the record, my Stripper name is Donna Swallows.
How did they ...
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Posted: 5/3/14 at 5:24pmAnd YouWantItWhen wins this thread.
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Posted: 5/3/14 at 5:36pmDonna Swallows?!?!?!??!!! Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! That's PRICELESS!!!
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Posted: 5/3/14 at 5:43pm
I was her stripping partner, Marsha Spitz.
We had a great act: Swallows and Spitz.
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Posted: 5/3/14 at 5:44pm

Well, ya figure if one does not swallow, one spitz.
This was one of our props.
Updated On: 5/3/14 at 05:44 PM
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Posted: 5/3/14 at 6:04pmMy stripper name is Starr Leathertower!
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