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#26

re: Really Fast Songs

"Tchaikovsky" from Lady in the Dark.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#27

re: Really Fast Songs

Oh...how could I forget that? Thank you JailyardGuy.
"How could she just suddenly, completely disappear into thin water?" - The Little Mermaid
#28

re: Really Fast Songs

Most welcome :)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#29

re: Really Fast Songs

"The Caper" from 70 Girls 70.

I've seen "Pretty Little Picture" from Forum done really fast.

And the "Don't Be Anything Less..." song from Snoopy.
#30

re: Really Fast Songs

The version of "Coffee in a Cardboard Cup" that's featured in "AND THE WORLD GOES 'ROUND" starts out in its usual tempo and gets a little bit faster with each verse, but then by the middle of the last verse, it REALLY TEARS UP!!!
"How could she just suddenly, completely disappear into thin water?" - The Little Mermaid
#31

re: Really Fast Songs

The guy's part in the second section of Bernstiein's Chichester Psalms is CRAZY fast.
David walked into the valley With a stone clutched in his hand He was only a boy But he knew someone must take a stand There will always be a valley Always mountains one must scale There will always be perilous waters Which someone must sail -Into the Fire Scarlet Pimpernel
#32

re: Really Fast Songs

Speaking of coffee -- what's the song about the sultan wanting a proper cup of coffee in a copper coffee pot?
#33

re: Really Fast Songs

"You Could Drive a Person Crazy" can be done fast.

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

Updated On: 4/8/06 at 06:09 PM

#34

re: Really Fast Songs

Calvin, that song was by Trout Fishing in America and it goes like this:

A Sultan sat on his oriental mat, in his harem in downtown Persia,
He took a sip of coffee, just a drip, and he said to his servant Kersia,
"Ah, curse ya, curse ya, curse ya, That's the worst cup of coffee in Persia!"

"Cause...
All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffee pot,
I may be off my dot, but I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot.
Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are no use to me!
If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!"
"How could she just suddenly, completely disappear into thin water?" - The Little Mermaid
#35

re: Really Fast Songs

does "Getting Married Today" from Company count? Because it should. It took me so long to be able to get all those words out. But I love it.
#36

re: Really Fast Songs

"If You Hadn't" - the song from Kristen Chenoweth's CD.
"We like to snark around here. Sometimes we actually talk about theater...but we try not to let that get in our way." - dramamama611
#37

re: Really Fast Songs

One of the fastest songs I've ever heard is "Sam" by the Meat Puppets. The first verse contains 192 syllables (16 bars of eighth-note triplets in 4/4) and lasts all of 20 seconds.
#39

re: Really Fast Songs

Frank Zappa's "G Spot Tornado" is also pretty damn fast.

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