Reese Witherspoon Arrested — Page 2

But how?? It's not like she's a murderess like Brandi! She's a mouthy drunk!

I still like her as an actress.

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This Tennessee girl isn't surprised in the least. Just sayin'.

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This just kind of confirmed that I don't like her, but I get that it's what her husband did that was criminal, not her. If the cop is to be believed, Reese's biggest crime is being a big douchebag, which I kind of always figured she was.

I hate to drive and avoid it as much as I can, so if I had the money, I'd just pay drivers and cabs all the time.

This thing will blow over for both of them, even the husband. Unless someone was killed or there was major damage, a DUI for a person with money is really nothing more than an inconvenience. It's only a life ruiner if you don't have the money for the insurance and legal fees and all that.

http://www.vulture.com/m/2013/04/reese-witherspoon-amanda-bynes-texts.html

LOL

I knew JerseyGirl was one of the cast of Friends!

Updated On: 4/22/13 at 03:26 PM

Those text messages ha me ROLLING.

My time on Friends never coincided with Reese's, but we're the same age, from the same area and were both into speech and theatre.

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I love her but don't like her right now.

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My favorite "do you know who I am?" story was from my friend who worked at Barnes & Noble Bookstore in NYC in the early '80s.

He was at the register when his coworker (a rather ditzy gal) turned to a woman standing in line and said, "There's a ten dollar minimum on all credit card charges."

Yes, back in the ancient days, credit card fees were fixed and very high for merchants, so most of them had $10 minimums on all charges.

The woman standing in line rolled her eyes, and said very loudly, "Do you know who I am?"

The salesgirl picked up her credit card and read it back to her (also rather loudly):

"Churrr?" (She pronounced "Cher" phonetically.)

And this was mid-comeback Cher, after her variety show and '70s disco phase, before Turn Back Time and Moonstruck. A career lull, as much as she ever had.

Cher grabbed some book on the counter and stacked it on top of the one she actually wanted.

"HERE!" she said, feathers ruffled and pride obliterated.

Then she made her purchase and walked out the door without another word.

I still sometimes refer to her as "Churrr."

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Oh puh-lease. She was three sheets to the wind, made a stupid comment, and apologized. Shall we cut her a little slack? I doubt this minor incident will follow her to the grave or be the lead in her obit.

I'm with you, Phyllis! I always got a humorless a*hole vibe off her, and I'm glad that's kind of confirmed (yeah yeah, we all make mistakes and at least she apologized, but let me have this).