Rob Maitner Makes Playbill Headline!

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Rob Maitner Makes Playbill Headline!

Posted: 6/23/05 at 11:09am

"Andersen, Cutrell, Montgomery, Maitner and More Set for My Queer Youth"

To think I knew him when! Mr. Maitner, Mr. Maitner, it's me FindingNamo, Mr. Maitner! Remember me? No? Oh that's okay! OW, your heel is stepping on the toe I had surgery on last week. Just an ingrown nail. It was my fault for putting it under your pump. So, great to see you Mr. Maitner!

Wow, he must have been saving his voice because he didn't say anything. But I could tell by the way he blinked slowly he knew who I was! He's soooooooooo nice and down to earth!
Playbill

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#2

re: Rob Maitner Makes Playbill Headline!

Posted: 6/23/05 at 11:15am

I'm sorry...who are you and why are you giving me fan art?

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"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."

#3

re: Rob Maitner Makes Playbill Headline!

Posted: 6/23/05 at 11:23am

Namo. FINDINGNamo. We met after one of your early cabaret shows. Anyway, this mosaic I made of you in your smart red cocktail dress is composed completely of the little paper circles you make when you use a paper puncher. I punched them all myself. I thought the left eye came out really good, the left? Bleccch. But you know, whatever, right? HAhahahahaha.

Anyway Mr. Maitner. I'm gonna have a baby. I know, right? And I'm going to name it RobbieJ, whether it's a boy or a girl.

And depending, I want YOU to be the godfather or mother. Whaddya say Mr. Maitner?

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#4

re: Rob Maitner Makes Playbill Headline!

Posted: 6/23/05 at 11:26am

Eat my dust, Namo. I got an interview with his dresser! So, HA HA HA!!!!!:)

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#5

re: Rob Maitner Makes Playbill Headline!

Posted: 6/23/05 at 11:27am

"A fay little boy"...I love the word "fay." In my family I was a "fay little feigeleh."

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#6

re: Rob Maitner Makes Playbill Headline!

Posted: 6/23/05 at 11:28am

I wish I had those kinda connections Sue you bitch.

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#7

re: Rob Maitner Makes Playbill Headline!

Posted: 6/23/05 at 11:29am

Does anyone have the number for Idina Menzel's security detail?

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"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."

#8

re: Rob Maitner Makes Playbill Headline!

Posted: 6/23/05 at 11:37am

I wonder what it is like to work with Robbiej...

And when did Leem start writing for Playbill? FAY?

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#9

re: Rob Maitner Makes Playbill Headline!

Posted: 6/23/05 at 11:38am

oooh! I wonder how much my photos of RobbieJ will now fetch on ebay?

Not to mention the video...

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#10

re: Rob Maitner Makes Playbill Headline!

Posted: 6/23/05 at 11:41am

Have you ever dealt with my lawyers? Cause you're gonna!

SUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."

#11

re: Rob Maitner Makes Playbill Headline!

Posted: 6/23/05 at 11:42am

Whatever happened to Fay Wray?

#12

re: Rob Maitner Makes Playbill Headline!

Posted: 6/23/05 at 11:43am

I f*cked her.













Did I just type that?

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"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."

#13

re: Rob Maitner Makes Playbill Headline!

Posted: 6/23/05 at 11:43am

oh, Robbie... you know I would NEVER!

Besides, it's all priceless!

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#14

re: Rob Maitner Makes Playbill Headline!

Posted: 6/23/05 at 11:43am

Please don't call me SUE.

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#15

re: Rob Maitner Makes Playbill Headline!

Posted: 6/23/05 at 11:44am

She died, DG. Right after robbie f'ed her, I believe. And she wasn't the first.

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#16

re: Rob Maitner Makes Playbill Headline!

Posted: 6/23/05 at 11:47am

That really is funny, because I used to know this little homo who's name was Raymond. We used to call him Fey Ray. I f**ked him, too.

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#17

re: Rob Maitner Makes Playbill Headline!

Posted: 6/23/05 at 12:06pm

Which explains Miss Wray's dying words .... "Circus ponies"

#18

re: Rob Maitner Makes Playbill Headline!

Posted: 6/23/05 at 12:10pm

And why is this on the Off-topic board???

He's a star, I tell you. A star.

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#19

re: Rob Maitner Makes Playbill Headline!

Posted: 6/23/05 at 12:12pm

Cuz it's Christopher Street. Where anything can happen. Where every dark doorway offers the promise of forbidden carnality.

Oh wait, that was in 1979.

Carry on.

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#20

re: Rob Maitner Makes Playbill Headline!

Posted: 6/23/05 at 12:13pm

etoile - I think it's probably where the people who are interested will actually see it. Now, if he were taking over the role of Elphaba, that would be a different story.

#21

re: Rob Maitner Makes Playbill Headline!

Posted: 6/23/05 at 12:14pm

I just bought my ticket.

#22

re: Rob Maitner Makes Playbill Headline!

Posted: 6/23/05 at 12:14pm

It's because he's not just a Broadway star, but a UNIVERSAL LEGEND.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#23

re: Rob Maitner Makes Playbill Headline!

Posted: 6/23/05 at 12:14pm

Or Effie, but he CAN do Effie.

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#24

re: Rob Maitner Makes Playbill Headline!

Posted: 6/23/05 at 12:34pm

Core, stay away from his dresser, he is all mine!

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PEACE.

#25

re: Rob Maitner Makes Playbill Headline!

Posted: 6/23/05 at 12:38pm

Sue you bitch not funny. :P :) It's all about Robbie.

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