Rob Maitner Makes Playbill Headline! — Page 2
#27
Posted: 6/23/05 at 1:09pm
Who taught her ev'rything she knows?
I taught her ev'rything she knows--
She sings like a bird--
Yes, indeed!
But who used to stand there
And feed her the seed?
Who taught her how to pick her clothes?
Yeah, but who taught her her how to tap her toes?
But will she admit it?
Kid, you said it.
They all forget they know ya
When it comes to credit.
Tell me have you ever seen her take this pose?
I taught her ev'rything--
How to hoof,
And how to sing,
I taught her ev'rything she knows.
I taught her ev'rything she knows--
She sings like a bird--
Yes, indeed!
But who used to stand there
And feed her the seed?
Who taught her how to pick her clothes?
Yeah, but who taught her her how to tap her toes?
But will she admit it?
Kid, you said it.
They all forget they know ya
When it comes to credit.
Tell me have you ever seen her take this pose?
I taught her ev'rything--
How to hoof,
And how to sing,
I taught her ev'rything she knows.
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#28
Posted: 6/23/05 at 1:39pm
It's funny just the other day I walked by robbiej having a caesar salad (dry-dressing on the side) and a tonic water in the cafeteria of the midtown Scientology Center(I was there for my free daily stress test) while discussing his future with Tom Cruise, it was strange because Tom was sitting very close to him saying, "Anything you want can come true,just ask Isaac Hayes, ANYTHING and EVERYTHING"....robbie's unfocused reply was simply "What about Katie?" after hiding behind a stack of soft cover large print editions of Dianetics, I approached them both, which sent young Mr. Maitner into a screeching fit of horror, he kept repeating 'He's not CLEAR..HE'S NOT CLEAR!"
Next thing I know I'm at the corner of 48th and 8th with my underpants gone and John Travolta's phone number scribbled on my stomach in orange marmalade....and now Robbie's in this new production and on Playbill's headline, what's next?!
Mission Impossible III?!
Next thing I know I'm at the corner of 48th and 8th with my underpants gone and John Travolta's phone number scribbled on my stomach in orange marmalade....and now Robbie's in this new production and on Playbill's headline, what's next?!
Mission Impossible III?!
#29
Posted: 6/23/05 at 1:40pm
At least you weren't forced to watch Battlefield Earth.
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#30
Posted: 6/23/05 at 2:06pm
Robbiej forced me to watch it, Priest. While strapped to a chair with my eyelids held open. He was kind enough to periodically moisten them with drops.
But, to this day, whenever I'm prepared for a bit of the old ultraviolence, I see images of Travolta and...I just can't.
Oh, and by ultraviolence I meant homo love.
But, to this day, whenever I'm prepared for a bit of the old ultraviolence, I see images of Travolta and...I just can't.
Oh, and by ultraviolence I meant homo love.
Updated On: 6/23/05 at 02:06 PM
#31
Posted: 6/23/05 at 2:10pm
Cheese and Rice! There's BDSM and RobbieJ on the same thread? This is too hot for TV.
Hamlet's father.
#32
Posted: 6/23/05 at 2:13pm
bway used robbie and moist in the same sentence?
#33
Posted: 6/23/05 at 2:26pm
Cookie, Robbie is the moist-maker!
#34
Posted: 6/23/05 at 2:27pm
I believe there is no truth to this rumor. If Robbie WERE a Scientologist, he would have been posed next to James Barbour in ESLG8's photo.
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#35
Posted: 6/23/05 at 2:28pm
Silly Namo. We all know Barbour is Irish Catholic.
#36
Posted: 6/23/05 at 2:43pm
Look...this has all gotten out of control. I'm suffering 'exhaustion' and I'm heading to the Visitor's Center right away!
Tell Kirstie and Jenna to meet me there right away!!
Tell Kirstie and Jenna to meet me there right away!!
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#37
Posted: 6/23/05 at 3:07pm
Jenna...Jameson?
Wait a sec, I thought Jenna was a Republican, not a Scientologist.
Wait a sec, I thought Jenna was a Republican, not a Scientologist.
#38
Posted: 6/23/05 at 6:35pm
But etoile, since you only date gay men, this event is perfect for you - you'll have a roomful of dates!!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#39
Posted: 6/23/05 at 7:04pm
Damn Rath beat to the punchline.
Addy, I'll start the bidding at fifty cents for the video. I've seen the performance and it ain't worth that much...unless you're talking about a video of his onstage performance.
Addy, I'll start the bidding at fifty cents for the video. I've seen the performance and it ain't worth that much...unless you're talking about a video of his onstage performance.
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#40
Posted: 6/23/05 at 7:15pm
Rathnait and Orion, you have me confused with someone else. You're both dead to me now!
But maybe Robbie can make it a brunch thing and we can have sushi.
But maybe Robbie can make it a brunch thing and we can have sushi.
Rest in peace, Iflitifloat.
#41
Posted: 6/23/05 at 7:17pm
Don't go back to Spice Market, though!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#42
Posted: 6/23/05 at 9:35pm
What about that place in the Village that serves Avenue Qshi?
Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10
#43
Posted: 6/23/05 at 9:40pm
Actually,
I can't make it after all.
I do have a date.
Straight men don't like going to gay events.
Maybe, I will go on Sunday instead.
Etoile. Must you always be mean spirited!
Really!!!! It is really annoying.
I can't make it after all.
I do have a date.
Straight men don't like going to gay events.
Maybe, I will go on Sunday instead.
Etoile. Must you always be mean spirited!
Really!!!! It is really annoying.
Updated On: 6/23/05 at 09:40 PM
#44
Posted: 6/23/05 at 9:49pm
And my comment was about you, Corine, how?
Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10
#45
Posted: 6/23/05 at 9:53pm
Sorry Iff,
It was Rath this time. I can't believe Rath was rude to me.
Unlike her.
It was Rath this time. I can't believe Rath was rude to me.
Unlike her.
#46
Posted: 6/23/05 at 11:56pm
Wow. What a shocker. Corine can't be there! I was finally going to introduce myself to her, after seeing her in public so many time without saying anything.
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#47
Posted: 6/24/05 at 12:39am
I thought you said "Hi Corine" to her once at some market in the village, no?
PEACE.
#48
Posted: 6/24/05 at 12:55am
Wow, where to begin?
" Etoile. Must you always be mean spirited!
Really!!!! It is really annoying. "
Really???? Please point out where I was mean spirited!!!! Though I do admit to being annoying at times. Guess mean spirited is better than you calling both myself and Iflit bitches like you had before you edited.
See, I consider someone who would presume to make a declarative statement for an entire subculture, of which and to whom they're not a member, to be a bitch. So if someone wrote, "Straight men don't like going to gay events." and they weren't in a position to speak for straight men (since they're not a straight male) then I would consider that person a bitch. Along with being ignorant and a few other terms.
I would also suspect, but could never speak with certainty, that there are more than a few straight men on this board who would say you were WRONG. But then, they would be speaking from a position of authority.
You know who else I would consider a bitch? Someone who would feign an interest in another's activities or career in the hope that it could be used to benefit them. To me, that's being a bitch, to say nothing of being annoying.
"Maybe, I will go on Sunday instead." How is that possible being that it's a one night event? Or wasn't that noticed when tickets were purchased?
" Etoile. Must you always be mean spirited!
Really!!!! It is really annoying. "
Really???? Please point out where I was mean spirited!!!! Though I do admit to being annoying at times. Guess mean spirited is better than you calling both myself and Iflit bitches like you had before you edited.
See, I consider someone who would presume to make a declarative statement for an entire subculture, of which and to whom they're not a member, to be a bitch. So if someone wrote, "Straight men don't like going to gay events." and they weren't in a position to speak for straight men (since they're not a straight male) then I would consider that person a bitch. Along with being ignorant and a few other terms.
I would also suspect, but could never speak with certainty, that there are more than a few straight men on this board who would say you were WRONG. But then, they would be speaking from a position of authority.
You know who else I would consider a bitch? Someone who would feign an interest in another's activities or career in the hope that it could be used to benefit them. To me, that's being a bitch, to say nothing of being annoying.
"Maybe, I will go on Sunday instead." How is that possible being that it's a one night event? Or wasn't that noticed when tickets were purchased?
Rest in peace, Iflitifloat.
#49
Posted: 6/24/05 at 2:11am
I just bought my ticket.
Actually,
I can't make it after all.
I do have a date.
Straight men don't like going to gay events.
Maybe, I will go on Sunday instead.
First of all, Core, I don't believe tickets are bought in advance, so you didn't actually put any money out.
But I have a couple of sincere questions for you. Did you have this "date" prior to tellng us you "bought" your ticket? If so, did you tell your "straight" date what you wanted to attend with him? Did he say, "Shorty, straight men don't like to attend gay events, let's go to Bubba Gump Shrimp Company instead."
Or did you just assume that he wouldn't want to go, because YOU don't think straight men like to attend gay events?
Let me tell you something that may come as a shock to you. Self assured straight men who are not questioning their sexuality have NO PROBLEM attending "Gay" events. As long as they are fun and entertaining! Why would they mind unless they were afraid of enjoying themselves a little too much or they are homophobic. Ask Rob Diamond how much he hates those kinds of "Gay events."
Now the other scenario may be that YOU are afraid he might like it too much and so decided for him that you would do something a little more straight.
Your post is so ****ing offensive, especially from someone who seems to love Gay men as much as you do, (and that is another issue that you really need to see someone about) that I hope you end up with some homophobic closet case that wouldn't be caught dead at La Cage to save your life.
By the way, there is no show on Sunday. Sunday is the Pride Parade Extravaganza, but I am sure, as much as you would love to be there, you will find some excuse to miss it.
And why are almost all of your posts edited? Can't you post something and stick to your convictions?
End of rant...for now.
Actually,
I can't make it after all.
I do have a date.
Straight men don't like going to gay events.
Maybe, I will go on Sunday instead.
First of all, Core, I don't believe tickets are bought in advance, so you didn't actually put any money out.
But I have a couple of sincere questions for you. Did you have this "date" prior to tellng us you "bought" your ticket? If so, did you tell your "straight" date what you wanted to attend with him? Did he say, "Shorty, straight men don't like to attend gay events, let's go to Bubba Gump Shrimp Company instead."
Or did you just assume that he wouldn't want to go, because YOU don't think straight men like to attend gay events?
Let me tell you something that may come as a shock to you. Self assured straight men who are not questioning their sexuality have NO PROBLEM attending "Gay" events. As long as they are fun and entertaining! Why would they mind unless they were afraid of enjoying themselves a little too much or they are homophobic. Ask Rob Diamond how much he hates those kinds of "Gay events."
Now the other scenario may be that YOU are afraid he might like it too much and so decided for him that you would do something a little more straight.
Your post is so ****ing offensive, especially from someone who seems to love Gay men as much as you do, (and that is another issue that you really need to see someone about) that I hope you end up with some homophobic closet case that wouldn't be caught dead at La Cage to save your life.
By the way, there is no show on Sunday. Sunday is the Pride Parade Extravaganza, but I am sure, as much as you would love to be there, you will find some excuse to miss it.
And why are almost all of your posts edited? Can't you post something and stick to your convictions?
End of rant...for now.
PEACE.
#50
Posted: 6/24/05 at 7:04am
Where to start:
First off, I was not saying I dislike gay men. Please. Anyone who knows me, knows I am pro gay rights.
I just made the mistake of taking a date once to a Carol Channing impersonation event and it did not appeal to my date.
He felt uncomfortable at the Duplex. I don't date him anymore but he was hot and I liked him. He thought my friends were to colorful and he was not. Good riddance to him.
This date just wants to spend time with me alone and to be honest if I had to choose on spending a romantic night out with a hot straight guy or a gay event, I would choose the romantic evening with a date.
Gay men are fun but I can't marry them.
But I am and always will be friends with gay men.
I am really sick of all the attacks though.
PS I saw La Cage last week with a straight man.
And my guess if a gay man got asked on a date with a cute guy he liked or he could spend it seeing a show with a girlfriend, my guess is he would go on the date with the hot guy.
It makes perfect sense.
First off, I was not saying I dislike gay men. Please. Anyone who knows me, knows I am pro gay rights.
I just made the mistake of taking a date once to a Carol Channing impersonation event and it did not appeal to my date.
He felt uncomfortable at the Duplex. I don't date him anymore but he was hot and I liked him. He thought my friends were to colorful and he was not. Good riddance to him.
This date just wants to spend time with me alone and to be honest if I had to choose on spending a romantic night out with a hot straight guy or a gay event, I would choose the romantic evening with a date.
Gay men are fun but I can't marry them.
But I am and always will be friends with gay men.
I am really sick of all the attacks though.
PS I saw La Cage last week with a straight man.
And my guess if a gay man got asked on a date with a cute guy he liked or he could spend it seeing a show with a girlfriend, my guess is he would go on the date with the hot guy.
It makes perfect sense.
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