Rob Maitner Makes Playbill Headline! — Page 4

#76

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Posted: 6/26/05 at 9:54am

gawd, why do gay events have to be so...well...gay?

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

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#77

rob maitner playing with friends' playbills

Posted: 6/26/05 at 10:01am

Bleeder! Or whatever it is the young gay kids of today call the straighties.

BTW, it was delightful to see you again Iflit.

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#78

rob maitner playing with friends' playbills

Posted: 6/26/05 at 10:03am

that hurts, namo. when i get back from sunday school and after i finish my chores, i'm gonna give you such a pinch!

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#79

rob maitner playing with friends' playbills

Posted: 6/26/05 at 10:07am

It's always a pleasure, Namo!

And back on topic...Robbie's gonna be a star, don't you think?

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#80

rob maitner playing with friends' playbills

Posted: 6/26/05 at 10:10am

Hell yeah. I put my considerable reputation as a star predictor on the line with my rave for Basket Case without batting an eye.

ADORE HIM.

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#81

rob maitner playing with friends' playbills

Posted: 6/26/05 at 10:11am

It warms my heart to hear such great things about someone so dear. Iflit, did you ever get that massage? I know you were gonna try to find some magic fingers before the show. I hope he worked out all your kinks.
Oh, and just how "GAY" was this event? Were there ANY straight guys there?

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PEACE.

#82

rob maitner playing with friends' playbills

Posted: 6/26/05 at 10:13am

i just hope robbie will remember all those people he steppped on in is meteoric rise to fame.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#83

rob maitner playing with friends' playbills

Posted: 6/26/05 at 10:39am

Oh, Sueleen. Who needs magic fingers when you can see great theater?

But seriously, it was a very mixed crowd. There were several (apparently hetero) couples in different age groups, groups of friends, and individuals who came alone. Given the title, it drew a surprisingly "non-specific" audience.

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Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10

#84

rob maitner playing with friends' playbills

Posted: 6/26/05 at 8:40pm

Anyone back from today's festivities at The Duplex?

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Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10

#85

rob maitner playing with friends' playbills

Posted: 6/26/05 at 8:51pm

Robbie was stepping on people? I miss all the fun.

#86

rob maitner playing with friends' playbills

Posted: 6/26/05 at 8:55pm

After six hours of covering the parade for The Duplex, I can't even begin to imagine what shape he's in... An amorphous puddle on the floor maybe? Hope he had a great time, because then I'd imagine EVERYONE had a great time!

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Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10

#87

rob maitner playing with friends' playbills

Posted: 6/26/05 at 9:55pm

"But seriously, it was a very mixed crowd. There were several (apparently hetero) couples in different age groups, groups of friends, and individuals who came alone. Given the title, it drew a surprisingly "non-specific" audience."

Dear god, Iflit - you're not seriously meaning to imply that this was a theatrical event open to anybody and everybody, are you?

#88

rob maitner playing with friends' playbills

Posted: 6/26/05 at 9:56pm

Shocking, isn't it?

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Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10

#89

rob maitner playing with friends' playbills

Posted: 6/26/05 at 9:58pm

no, no, i heard it was gay, gay, gay!

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#90

rob maitner playing with friends' playbills

Posted: 6/26/05 at 10:02pm

Ah, if only you had been there to up the testosterone quotient in the crowd, eh, papa?

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Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10

#91

rob maitner playing with friends' playbills

Posted: 6/26/05 at 10:06pm

please, after 2 hours i wouldn't have known my own name and after 4 i'd have been speaking in tongues and sometime between the 5th and 6th hour they woulda had to have me airlifted out after robbie profusely protested any knowledge of who i was even though i was laying on the stage.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#92

rob maitner playing with friends' playbills

Posted: 6/27/05 at 8:10am

Oh, c'mon. *Someone* who was there yesterday must be back and awake...and have somethin' to say.

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Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10

#93

rob maitner playing with friends' playbills

Posted: 6/27/05 at 8:26am

I heard there was pinching...

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#94

rob maitner playing with friends' playbills

Posted: 6/27/05 at 8:29am

Stepping and pinching ... so it was hardcore.

#95

rob maitner playing with friends' playbills

Posted: 6/27/05 at 11:21am

Well, I DID manage to get a beautiful young man, who I termed Bottom Scott, to show me his pee-pee.

And it was impressive.

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"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."

#96

rob maitner playing with friends' playbills

Posted: 6/27/05 at 11:25am

As I'm sure you were, dear. Any other detail of the day?

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Rest in peace, Iflitifloat.

#97

rob maitner playing with friends' playbills

Posted: 6/27/05 at 11:27am

Details. Yes! Did it curve? Was it "natural"?

#98

rob maitner playing with friends' playbills

Posted: 6/27/05 at 11:39am

Wait, wait, wait...Robbie, someone finally flashed you? What happened to those 2(x)ist boys? They needed to show us their money shots.

#99

rob maitner playing with friends' playbills

Posted: 6/27/05 at 12:04pm

Oh please...the 2(x)ist boys were wussies...not showing us their hoo-has!

Bottom Scott, who took to showing EVERYONE his adorable pink undies, had a beautifully shaped hoo-ha and was as proud of that as he was his undies.

All shapes, sizes, colors and genders were represented in the room and everyone was H-O-T. I even gave someone a new nickname for life. He was short, but apparently well-endowed (he wouldn't show it), so he will henceforth be known as 'Kickstand'.

Davey sang Defying Gravity and brought the house down. Brandon Cutrell belted out 'See What I Wanna See' to a thrilling response and, after some technical difficulties, Eddie and I held our second workshop of Losing My Mind: The Self-Immolation of Tom Cruise.

It was a rockin' day with fab lesbians, hot boys, fierce drag queens and lots of booze!! And a really hot bottom from Philly named Brad...I hope he got what he wanted!!!

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"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."

#100

rob maitner playing with friends' playbills

Posted: 6/27/05 at 12:14pm

Ah, that was Bottom Scott! I saw the undie show a few times.