I have no doubt that he's a nice man. I'm not criticizing his personality per se. What I am criticizing is the fact that I think he's a celebrity for no good reason. And, before you ask, I despise American Idol, so my opinion is probably colored by that. I just feel like he has no onscreen personality and I, therefore, do not like him as a television personality. This, in my opinion, legitimizes my tool claim. But I respect your opinion and your right to disagree with mine.
You promised me poems. ~Tricky