She's baaaaaaaack!
She's baaaaaaaack!
#1She's baaaaaaaack!
Posted: 7/9/10 at 10:35am
Anita Bryant is emerging from the shadows to sing at some tea party/we-hate-non-christians/reclaiming-america claptrap in Oklahoma, to be headlined by a guy chummy with neo-Nazis. Will they stone her for her divorce first?
BTW, her outfit in the photo looks like someone ate a boy scout and vomited on her.
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Q
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
#2She's baaaaaaaack!
Posted: 7/9/10 at 11:17amDear lord, that picture of her is like a crystal ball of what Sarah Palin will look like in twenty years.
"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe."
-John Guare, Landscape of the Body
#3She's baaaaaaaack!
Posted: 7/9/10 at 11:21am
But I thought the Tea Party was mostly Pro-Gay?
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
#4She's baaaaaaaack!
Posted: 7/9/10 at 11:26am
And I thought this was going to be a 'Missing Heather O'Rourke' thread.
What a disappointment.
#5She's baaaaaaaack!
Posted: 7/9/10 at 11:39am
I'm sure there will be plenty of Kane lookalikes at the conference!
Didn't even Briggs somewhat repent of his ways later on?
Updated On: 7/9/10 at 11:39 AM
#6She's baaaaaaaack!
Posted: 7/9/10 at 11:40amSorry Calvin. I just bumped my old thread not knowing this thread was about our beloved Anita.(sorry)
'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently'
-Robert Evans-
#7She's baaaaaaaack!
Posted: 7/9/10 at 11:43am
No prob -- always a pleasure to see the pie video again. 
#8She's baaaaaaaack!
Posted: 7/9/10 at 11:46am
C'mon people! Who can hate this face?
'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently'
-Robert Evans-
#10She's baaaaaaaack!
Posted: 7/9/10 at 2:25pmWow, time has hit Ms Bryant in the face with a two by four hard, numerous times it appears!
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
iflitifloat
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/03
#11She's baaaaaaaack!
Posted: 7/9/10 at 2:36pmDamn. I was under the impression she has been dead for years. Who knew.
Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10
#12She's baaaaaaaack!
Posted: 7/9/10 at 2:39pm
This is exhibit one why Ms. Bernadette Peters keeps out of the sun.
She's got the face of a catcher's mitt.
Q
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
#13She's baaaaaaaack!
Posted: 7/9/10 at 2:47pm
"She's got the face of a catcher's mitt."
After a long game with a hard-throwing pitcher.
WOSQ
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/18/03
#14She's baaaaaaaack!
Posted: 7/9/10 at 3:33pm
Anita's face looks like someone who is in her early-to-mid 70s. It looks as it sort of ought to look.
However, her hair is telegraphing something else. This is late life lesbian hair as ever was.
"If my life weren't funny, it would just be true. And that would be unacceptable."
--Carrie Fisher
#15She's baaaaaaaack!
Posted: 7/9/10 at 3:56pmShe really needs a gay man to rework her look.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#16She's baaaaaaaack!
Posted: 7/9/10 at 5:28pm
BTW, her outfit in the photo looks like someone ate a boy scout and vomited on her.
That is exactly what it looks like.......LOL
KFTC!!!!!
#17She's baaaaaaaack!
Posted: 7/9/10 at 10:01pmThat pie never fails to make me hungry. Paybacks a bitch...eat up Anita!
I'm a professional. Whenever something goes wrong on stage, I know how to handle it so no one ever remembers. I flash my %#$&.
"Jayne just sat there while Gina flailed around the stage like an idiot."
#18She's baaaaaaaack!
Posted: 7/9/10 at 11:57pm
Well she definitely hasn't been on the orange juice in a number of years.
That jacket is so hideous. And do I see medals like the purple heart on it? That better be from her husband cuz they sure do not give out purple hearts to pie throwing survivors.
#19She's baaaaaaaack!
Posted: 7/10/10 at 12:28amHungry for some seconds, bitch?
I'm a professional. Whenever something goes wrong on stage, I know how to handle it so no one ever remembers. I flash my %#$&.
"Jayne just sat there while Gina flailed around the stage like an idiot."
#20She's baaaaaaaack!
Posted: 7/10/10 at 8:10am
She's been trying to be back for years. She built a huge theatre in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee next to the Alabama Theatre and performed there nightly. I cringed every time I drove past. The last time I was down there in like 2005, I noticed it was closed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX6i5Y6t1nI
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
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