Short Jews
Short Jews
bwaylvsong
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/28/05
#0Short Jews
Posted: 10/8/06 at 6:19pmHi. I just wanted to start a thread in honor of my fellow vertically challenged Jews.
crywoof
Chorus Member Joined: 10/5/06
#1re: Short Jews
Posted: 10/8/06 at 6:22pmI'd just like to say that I too find short men very attractive.
#2re: Short Jews
Posted: 10/8/06 at 6:28pmI'm short. I'm a Jew.
#5re: Short Jews
Posted: 10/8/06 at 6:46pm
5'2" and a Jew as well!
I usually cheat my wearing heels or some kind of platform though...
~And let us try, before we die, to make some sense of life~
Jon
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/20/04
bwaylvsong
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/28/05
ikmbway
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/22/05
#9re: Short Jews
Posted: 10/8/06 at 7:47pmI'm 5'10" and not a Jew. I do have friends that are a Jewish couple. I think she is 5'1" and he is 5'5". They are adorable! I just feel very out of place in their house. It's like everything is made for smaller folks. Both sets of their parents are small, too.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
SweetQintheLights
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/12/05
#10re: Short Jews
Posted: 10/8/06 at 8:06pm
I'm 5'1" and a Jew.
And a size 5 1/2- 6 shoe.
"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule
"I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178
Link Larkin Wanabe
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/1/04
#11re: Short Jews
Posted: 10/8/06 at 8:14pm
I, nearing 6 feet, cannot join this club. But my roomate, best friend, and brother should all be card carrying members.
Akiva
#12re: Short Jews
Posted: 10/8/06 at 8:28pmMunk, I almost peed my pants when she said that.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#13re: Short Jews
Posted: 10/8/06 at 8:55pmI am 5ft9 and Jewish. My brother is is 6ft1. His daughter is 11 and is already 5ft 5. There are some of us who are tall.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
jimnysf
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/10/05
#15re: Short Jews
Posted: 10/8/06 at 9:12pm
No, David Wright isn't but Shawn Green is.
"I've lost everything! Luis, Marty, my baby with Chris, Chris himself, James. All I ever wanted was love." --Sheridan Crane "Passions"
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"Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it, I swear I'll never do it again til the next time company comes."--"Lulu"
from "Can't Stop The Music"
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"When the right doors didn't open for him, he went through the wrong ones" - "Sweet Bird of Youth"
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"Passions" is uncancelled! See NBC.com for more info.
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#16re: Short Jews
Posted: 10/8/06 at 9:16pmWith a name like Shawn Green he should be Irish.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
jimnysf
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/10/05
#17re: Short Jews
Posted: 10/8/06 at 9:19pm
David Wright has ThREE brothers!
David Allen Wright was born on December 20, 1982 in Norfolk, Virginia, to Elisa and Rhon Wright. Three more brothers followed—Stephen, Matthew and Daniel. The Wrights lived in the suburb of Chesapeake. David’s father was a police officer who rose to the rank of captain in the Norfolk Police Department...On the baseball diamond, David had great instincts and a lousy body when he was a kid. He didn’t look like a ballplayer, but he could hit and field and throw as well as anyone—including BJ Upton, who played in the same Little League. The two would become close friends, frequently playing against each other and occasionally teaming up with one another.
The two would become close friends, frequently playing against each other and occasionally teaming up with one another
"I've lost everything! Luis, Marty, my baby with Chris, Chris himself, James. All I ever wanted was love." --Sheridan Crane "Passions"
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"Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it, I swear I'll never do it again til the next time company comes."--"Lulu"
from "Can't Stop The Music"
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"When the right doors didn't open for him, he went through the wrong ones" - "Sweet Bird of Youth"
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"Passions" is uncancelled! See NBC.com for more info.
wexy
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/19/05
#18re: Short Jews
Posted: 10/8/06 at 9:27pmMy parents were both members of the Emerald City Synagogue in the Land of Oz so I wound up a short Jew as well.
'Take me out tonight where's there's music and there's people and they're young and alive.'
#19re: Short Jews
Posted: 10/8/06 at 11:41pm
5'5 and not growing Jew!
I think most of my bigness went to my nose :)
mejusthavingfun
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/12/06
#24re: Short Jews
Posted: 10/9/06 at 2:17am
Oh my gosh, this thread is hilarious!
I got you all beat so far at 5 feet even.
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