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lildogs
#25re: Short Jews
Posted: 10/9/06 at 10:00am

I'm a short shiksa (5'6") married to a short jew (5'7")...and short guys do EVERYTHING well, lifeis.

blueroses
#26re: Short Jews
Posted: 10/9/06 at 10:13am

"Both sets of their parents are small, too."

Both sets? JG, you make it sound as if they registered for them at Fortunoffs. lol.

<--Tall for a Jewish girl...5'8" barefoot.

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Elphaba3
#27re: Short Jews
Posted: 10/9/06 at 3:16pm

I'm the shortest so far at 4'11". And I'm 100% Jewish.

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aspiringactress
#28re: Short Jews
Posted: 10/9/06 at 3:21pm

5'4' Jew.

Space Efficient


"We don't value the lily less for not being made of flint and built to last. Life's bounty is in it's flow, later is too late. Where is the song when it's been sung, the dance when it's been danced? It's only we humans who want to own the future too." - Tom Stoppard, Shipwreck

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Popular
#29re: Short Jews
Posted: 10/9/06 at 3:28pm

In shock, Popular hands the torch to Elphaba. Wow! I'm not the shortest... not quite sure what to do. I'm usually not bumped out of my position of being the shortest. Out of my comfort zone.... AAAAAAAHHHHH.

LOL j/k

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Elphaba3
#30re: Short Jews
Posted: 10/9/06 at 4:11pm

LOL, I love being the same height as Judy Garland and Kristin Chenoweth!

Dabadoll
#31re: Short Jews
Posted: 10/9/06 at 6:29pm

5'4" and Jewish. I stopped growing in the seventh grade too, those were sad days.


Women should be obscene and not heard. ~Groucho Marx

Nepotism is only unfair when it helps other people.

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Ariella
#32re: Short Jews
Posted: 10/9/06 at 6:40pm

Short and half-Jewish. I'm sad to say I think I've stopped growing.

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dramatothemax
#33re: Short Jews
Posted: 10/10/06 at 12:02am

I am also 100% jew. Half Russian, half Romanian. They say that's why I have big eyes...wtf? hahah

Look at us here, all complaining about something. Typical hahah

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EverythingIsRENT
#34re: Short Jews
Posted: 10/10/06 at 12:24am

well i'm 4'11" and a Gentile...does that count for something?


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Borstalboy
#35re: Short Jews
Posted: 10/10/06 at 9:47am

The hippest jew alive--now that Sammy Davis Jr. is among the angels--is Adam Horowitz and that dude is TINY!


"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

bwaylvsong
#36re: Short Jews
Posted: 10/11/06 at 6:19pm

I can't believe I haven't posted my height in my own thread...

5'3", 17 y/o male and will probably only grow 2 inches or less, if at all.

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hannahshule
#37re: Short Jews
Posted: 10/11/06 at 7:23pm

dramatothemax- you eastern europeans all have big eyes, duh!
(Just kidding) but I've yet to meet one who doeasn't...


~And let us try, before we die, to make some sense of life~

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broadwaystar2b
#38re: Short Jews
Posted: 10/11/06 at 7:57pm

Half-Jewish at 5'4"
It has it's ups and downs re: Short Jews

bwaylvsong
#40re: Short Jews
Posted: 10/22/06 at 10:11pm

I created a myspace for us. I'll post the link in a sec.

bwaylvsong
#41re: Short Jews
Posted: 10/22/06 at 10:15pm


shortjewsmyspace

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Fiction Writer
#42re: Short Jews
Posted: 10/22/06 at 10:17pm

Wow.
I'm not Jewish, and I'm not short, but wow.
That's all I have to say.
Wow.

bwaylvsong
#43re: Short Jews
Posted: 10/23/06 at 6:28pm

Bump

SweMozArt
#44re: Short Jews
Posted: 10/23/06 at 6:45pm

To everybody who is short. It's expensive to be tall! You have to have big cars, big houses, big food budget and women straight from the catwalk. In the world of avatars it's a great advantage though! I am not jewish but i would like to say this. Humans are not extraordinary regarding height. Giraffes are taller. We are however the most intelligent animal. And intelligence is something the jewish people seems to have in abundance (just based on my own observations).

bwaylvsong
#45re: Short Jews
Posted: 10/23/06 at 7:00pm

Thank you, SweMozArt! re: Short Jews

And I tend to put very tall and very short people in the same category.

SweMozArt
#46re: Short Jews
Posted: 10/23/06 at 7:11pm

I am tall but not as tall as my temporary avatar. That's the tallest man in history according to Guiness Book of Records (they don't count Goliath). His name was Robert Pershing Wadlow. I think he was 2.72 meters tall. Personally i am close to 2 meters.

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muscle23ftl
#47re: Short Jews
Posted: 10/23/06 at 11:05pm

I am jewish and Im 5'5', but my brother is about 5'10' and so are my cousin and my uncle. My dad is about 5'8' but my mom is about 5'1' there are a lot of tall jews, but Im not one of them obviously!


"People have their opinions and that doesn't mean that their opinions are wrong or right. I just take it with a grain of salt because opinions are like as*holes, everyone has one". -Felicia Finley-

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TheatreDiva90016
#48re: Short Jews
Posted: 10/24/06 at 3:56am

Short Jews = HOT


"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2


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