Star Jones aint happy!

#1

Star Jones aint happy!

Posted: 11/17/04 at 11:04am

Get a load of this!

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix.htm

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#2

re: Star Jones aint happy!

Posted: 11/17/04 at 11:08am

You would think that Joy took a crap on the dancefloor of the Waldorf-Astoria.

I LOVE when things go wrong for bridezillas. It's sweet sweet justice.

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#3

re: Star Jones aint happy!

Posted: 11/17/04 at 11:08am

HILARIOUS! Does anyone have a video of this?!

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#4

re: Star Jones aint happy!

Posted: 11/17/04 at 11:08am

I'll bet they will be glad to be rid of her and her wedding mania for a while. And no doubt hoping fervently that they can MOVE ON when she comes back. Old news, over and done with.

#5

re: Star Jones aint happy!

Posted: 11/17/04 at 11:08am

I wish. So sorry I missed this! She's a train wreck.

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#6

re: star jones aint happy!

Posted: 11/17/04 at 11:08am

man! how much fun is that set gonna be?

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#7

re: star jones aint happy!

Posted: 11/17/04 at 11:09am

She sure is....and that trainwreck is gonna be big when she catches AL and one of his boys!

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#8

re: star jones aint happy!

Posted: 11/17/04 at 11:11am

I wish someone had....I would love to see it

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#9

re: star jones aint happy!

Posted: 11/17/04 at 11:11am

1. She seems the type to hold a grudge...

2. Exactly what was she before The View?

#10

re: star jones aint happy!

Posted: 11/17/04 at 11:12am

She was a talking-head lawyer.

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#11

re: star jones aint happy!

Posted: 11/17/04 at 11:12am

Allegedly, a lawyer.

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#12

re: star jones aint happy!

Posted: 11/17/04 at 11:14am

and a self-proclaimed "Diva" and I use that would loosely

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#13

re: star jones aint happy!

Posted: 11/17/04 at 11:15am

joeyjoe, you look stunning clean shaven, but that wig...

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#14

re: star jones aint happy!

Posted: 11/17/04 at 11:16am

Of course, Beav. She's a greedy pig - a well-established fact at this point.

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#15

re: star jones aint happy!

Posted: 11/17/04 at 11:24am

why are you apologizing Beaver?

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#16

re: star jones aint happy!

Posted: 11/17/04 at 11:26am

A free shopping tour of the mideast for her honeymoon?! Maybe she'll come back in a burkha.

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#17

re: star jones aint happy!

Posted: 11/17/04 at 11:32am

That self centered ass has been out of control for a long time. Even more so once she found some queen to marry and put up with her long enough to build a decent bank account.

I would love to her booted off the show for behaving that way. maybe then she would end up like the other former hosts, the equally annoying Lisa Ling whose latest gig was hosting some animal show on Animal Planet that aired at dinner time on Sunday. Or, that Debbie Snufalufagus woman who now appears as a judge on He's A Lady.

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#18

re: star jones aint happy!

Posted: 11/17/04 at 11:37am

auggie, you know darn well there ain't enough fabric in all of the middle east for that.

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he was the gimmicky sort

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#19

re: star jones aint happy!

Posted: 11/17/04 at 11:49am

My favorite deadpan du jour from (of all people) Marlo Thomas:

STAR: Marlo, you and Phil have been married 25 years.
Any advice for a gal new to the game?

MARLO: (MOUTH DROPPING) YOU just got married?! Really?
How have you managed to keep that a SECRET?!

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#20

re: star jones aint happy!

Posted: 11/17/04 at 11:49am

Is there enough fabric to cover her fat head?

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#21

re: star jones aint happy!

Posted: 11/17/04 at 11:52am

GO MARLO!!! Awesome.

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#22

re: star jones aint happy!

Posted: 11/17/04 at 12:02pm

I did not see the show yesterday, but heard that she made a total a** of herself. If she has any friends left after her reprehensible behavorior, I will be very surprised.

#23

re: star jones aint happy!

Posted: 11/17/04 at 12:03pm

This definitely made my day. Girlfriend is just going to have to get over it.

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#24

re: star jones aint happy!

Posted: 11/17/04 at 12:12pm

I feel bad for her.
People are always mean to the fat girl.
Not nice.
Why must you get joy out of others suffering.
Is there a german word for this.
Happiness at the misfortune of others.
I feel bad for her. It is her wedding. It should be private.
I would hate it if people wrote about my wedding like that.
How would you feel.

Updated On: 11/17/04 at 12:12 PM

#25

re: star jones aint happy!

Posted: 11/17/04 at 12:14pm

*shakes head*

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