A little boy, wearing a big red fire hat, was riding a toy fire truck down the street. The truck was being pulled by a beautiful Labrador Retriever. Unfortunately, the rope was tied around the dog's privates, and as a consequence, the truck was going very slowly. A man walking down the street noticed how slowly the boy was being pulled and gently said to him, 'You know, son, that truck would go a lot faster if the rope was tied around your dog's neck.'
The boy nodded in agreement and said, 'But then there wouldn't be a siren.'
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Oh my.
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Ouch!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
I think my Dad told me that one when I was younger. Hahaha, it's still funny.
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Great. Just, great. That gave me my CHUKLE on this THURSDAY MORNING. Even if it is 20 after 1 here. It's moring for me till 3!
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