TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/23/05 at 5:06am
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).
These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and will be given the following facts about Terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.
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#1re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/23/05 at 5:13amdon't forget the free Budweiser! instead of MRE's (?) Meals Ready to Eat
#2re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/23/05 at 5:24amI DEFINITELY want front row tickets to THAT bonanza!
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#4re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/23/05 at 6:07amSome of us don't sleep -- it's 3 a.m for me!
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#5re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/23/05 at 7:07am
HA, HA!!! Even if I am natural born Texan.
I moved when I was 4, but I'm born Texan, none the less.
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#6re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/23/05 at 9:32am
LOL Bboobs, L-O-L!!!!
I know folks who would be part of that group.
Heck, I'm RELATED to some of that group!
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
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#8re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:34amgood one BB!
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#9re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/23/05 at 2:13pmThis is very funny. The MRE's should consist of chicken fried steak, okra and cornbread. What will their uniforms look like?
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