calvin, i'm disturbed that you look like you're 12 in your new avatar. i'm also disturbed that i apparently find 12-year-old boys hot...
who rejected them?
probably his Mommy rejected them..I bet she even kicked him in his...well you know.
did valerie/valerie's family/the hogan family have a theme?
let's ask jeremy
"On 8/21/06, my girl and I got engaged :) While I'm typically a pretty private person, I wanted to share because you can never share too much good news! As for the papparazzi, you're not invited :)"
Was that really necessary?
did valerie/valerie's family/the hogan family have a theme?
let's ask jeremy
rath, are you suggesting that jeremy is not in high demand by the paparazzi?
I'm just askin'. Can't a gal ask a simple question?
wasnt the theme "An Unfunny Mess, with Peter Pan?"
rath, are you suggesting that jeremy is not in high demand by the paparazzi?
or were you asking why he needs to flaunt his heterosexuality in our faces?
He's connected to Edie McClurg, so his eternally coolness is ensured.
Speaking of her...
La la, la la la, la la la, la la
She's a small wonder
something about curls
She's a small wonder
Da da da da da da girls
She's a miracle, la la la la
La la la la la la la
Something about being fantastic and made of plastic...
OK, I don't remember the lyrics.
or were you asking why he needs to flaunt his heterosexuality in our faces?
Everyone is connected to Edie McClurg. She makes Bacon look like a slacker.
She eats too much bacon, as well.
I don't know why, but I suddenly feel like mentioning the Mama's Family theme.
Did you know there are words to it as well? Vicki Lawrence had written the lyrics to it, but the producers decided they just wanted the music for the opening. She sings it in the Vicki/Mama two-woman show.
was the "country/rock n' roll" song the official theme of "the donny and marie show" ?
Beverly Archer has that effect on people.
Small Wonder...OMFG!!! I had TOTALLY forgotten about that show!!!!!
I LOVED Vicki!!! I wanted my very own Vicki. I still do.
What's with you and Beverly Archer? Are you married to her or something?
She's my bitch.
Small Wonder was the stupidest show ever created.
I thought I was your Vicki.
And I thought I was your bitch.
Have you ever seen the Super Mario Brothers Super Show? It out-stupids Small Wonder by Nick Freno: Licensed Teacher-level proportions.
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