Tell-tale signs that it's a sock puppet

#1

Tell-tale signs that it's a sock puppet

Posted: 7/25/13 at 2:05pm

1. An introductory post
2. Claims to have read the board for months/years before actually posting.
3. Is very familiar with all posters. See number 2.
4. Addresses posters by their full screen names.
5. Answers questions with questions.
6. DEFENSIVE
7. Will argue politics or religion to the death and always from a right viewpoint.
8. Disappears and reappears frequently usually in the summer months.
9. ...

#2

Tell-tale signs that it's a sock puppet

Posted: 7/25/13 at 2:10pm

9. Introudces itself as poor little Soviet defect girl new to country please help understand englishes, then a few weeks later poor little Ruskie now college girl born here live all life and know englishes perfect.

#3

Tell-tale signs that it's a sock puppet

Posted: 7/25/13 at 2:15pm

Me three! Followed by Jose, Papa, and Eddie Varley.

#4

Tell-tale signs that it's a sock puppet

Posted: 7/25/13 at 2:17pm

Wait, I hope this thread isn't about Liza's Headband. Because he/she's actually one of the nicest and best new posters this place has.

And there's MANY MANY MANY people who do actually read this board but don't post. I have friends who would never dream of posting here because they're intimidated by it but follow it like it's DAYS OF OUR LIVES.

#5

Tell-tale signs that it's a sock puppet

Posted: 7/25/13 at 2:34pm

I'm usually not immediately suspicious of number 2 unless it is combined with number 1.

#6

Tell-tale signs that it's a sock puppet

Posted: 7/25/13 at 2:36pm

When they start having conversations with themselves with their other screen names. Or so they say they have.

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#7

Tell-tale signs that it's a sock puppet

Posted: 7/25/13 at 2:46pm

God that creeps me out Marianne.

And so obvious.

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#8

Tell-tale signs that it's a sock puppet

Posted: 7/25/13 at 2:49pm

That one is my new favorite.

"How can I be these other people? I've had private conversations with them!"

Uh-huh!

#9

Tell-tale signs that it's a sock puppet

Posted: 7/25/13 at 2:50pm

Sue have many private conversation with people who never posting when she postings. Of course so obvious she still read but not post. Is so true yes no?

#10

Tell-tale signs that it's a sock puppet

Posted: 7/25/13 at 2:55pm

When people who should know better engage with them.

What's the definition of insanity, again?

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#11

Tell-tale signs that it's a sock puppet

Posted: 7/25/13 at 3:13pm

Jordan, ive told you many times in many threads that im not interested in engaging you in insults and nonsense.

FTR Ive never been inconsistent in my age, national origin, or anything but it is a good debating tactic right out of rush limbo

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#12

Tell-tale signs that it's a sock puppet

Posted: 7/25/13 at 3:15pm

There you are!! We were all just talking about you!

#13

Tell-tale signs that it's a sock puppet

Posted: 7/25/13 at 3:16pm

"FTR Ive never been inconsistent in my age, national origin, or anything..."

Oh you are SUCH A LIAR.

#14

Tell-tale signs that it's a sock puppet

Posted: 7/25/13 at 3:19pm

well you have cut and paste and search on your computer dont you?

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#15

Tell-tale signs that it's a sock puppet

Posted: 7/25/13 at 3:23pm

What is that growing out of the back of that girl's head?

Updated On: 7/25/13 at 03:23 PM

#16

Tell-tale signs that it's a sock puppet

Posted: 7/25/13 at 3:25pm

Ewww...gross.

#17

Tell-tale signs that it's a sock puppet

Posted: 7/25/13 at 3:26pm

Why can't we have a cool Russian character, like Kate Mulgrew on Orange is the New Black?

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#18

Tell-tale signs that it's a sock puppet

Posted: 7/25/13 at 3:27pm

Kate Mulgrew is in Orange is the New Black?!!! I had no idea! Now I must watch! Thanks for the heads up!

#19

Tell-tale signs that it's a sock puppet

Posted: 7/25/13 at 3:28pm

They are "new" and they have some weird obsession with long time posters. Always seems to be the same ones too.

That one really creeps me out.

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#20

Tell-tale signs that it's a sock puppet

Posted: 7/25/13 at 3:28pm

Yes she is and she is badass.

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#21

Tell-tale signs that it's a sock puppet

Posted: 7/25/13 at 3:38pm

We don't get cool ones like Kate. All we get are morons like SH*T Storm.

#22

Tell-tale signs that it's a sock puppet

Posted: 7/25/13 at 3:38pm

Sue IS Kate Mulgrew!

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#23

Tell-tale signs that it's a sock puppet

Posted: 7/25/13 at 3:40pm

How DARE you insult Kate's good name like that!

#24

Tell-tale signs that it's a sock puppet

Posted: 7/25/13 at 3:41pm

Hush yo mouth doodles! Do NOT insult La Mulgrew!

#25

Tell-tale signs that it's a sock puppet

Posted: 7/25/13 at 3:44pm

What about Kate Mulgrew in Throw Momma from the Train?