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#51

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 1:35am

The LAST FIVE YEARS room. Designed so you never have to spend a minute with your partner.

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#52

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 8:26am

The SUGAR BABIES room. It's rather eclectic and much of the decor is in bad taste. The maids wear wigs that are very reminiscent of Ann Miller's.

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#53

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 8:29am

The ETHEL MERMAN Room: The alarm clock wakes you in the morning by belting an F sharp and holding it till you wake up screaming.

#54

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 8:36am

I don't think I'd want to stay there, PJ.

#55

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 8:37am

The LORETTA SWIT room. It's comfortable but sparsely furnished. It's the perfect place to sit and wait for your big break on Broadway.

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#56

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 8:40am

The MARY POPPINS room. Only accessible through the chimney. Always has a bird outside its window waiting for a sing along. Minibar provides the guest with rum punch and some spoons full of sugar.

In the real world the only people who burst into song are the hopelessly deranged...

#57

The Mary Poppins room where child care is provided by the finest of nannies. Nightly turn down service with spoon full of sugar and a spacious balcony overlooking the courtyard where you can feed the birds.

"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.

#58

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 8:44am

We posted our thoughts about a Mary Poppins room exactly at the same time... Fascinating!

In the real world the only people who burst into song are the hopelessly deranged...

#59

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 8:45am

The TARZAN room. (For swingers only!) The room is a veritable jungle of vines and foliage. The room features a tree house from which one can jump onto a trampoline. There is a constant soundtrack of Phil Collins' banal music.

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#60

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 8:46am

Great minds think alike.

"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.

#61

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 8:48am

There should definitely be a sling in the Tarzan room...

In the real world the only people who burst into song are the hopelessly deranged...

#62

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 9:41am

I thought the sling would be more appropriate in the NINE room.

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#63

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 9:46am

What about kites? Are there kites in the Mary Poppins room? I'm only staying if there's kites? OH! And is there a complimentary medium-sized carpetbag so my five bags can fit into one?

#64

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 9:53am

Maybe we should just put a sling in... every room?
It's the BWW hotel after all and most of the people here would appreciate it!

In the real world the only people who burst into song are the hopelessly deranged...

#65

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 10:45am

The CAMELOT room. This circular room accommodates a large round table that resembles the Wheel of Fortune. It is spun periodically and the winner gets to joust with Sir Dinaden and dine with Morgan Le Fey.

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#66

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 10:50am

As long as there aren't any castles.

#67

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 10:52am

The spacious lobby of this hotel will have a section devoted to Corine's Corner. There, guests will be able to obtain tips on where to dine and listen to interviews with Harvey Feirstein's dresser. They may also make charitable purchases of snow globes and other tasteful items.

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#68

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 10:54am

The Blue Room...where all your inner-most fantasies come true! The focal point of the room will be a sunken heart shaped bathtub, and an Italian marble sculpture of Nicole Kidman.

The Boom Boom Room...comes with its own trampoline and drumsets, complete with percussion.

The Changing Room...with a medley of mood enhancers and colored lighting.

Of course, the place should be called GRAND HOTEL!

#69

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 10:55am

The CARRIE room is spare, just a table and chair...but it does have a keen trap door.

beware of blood.

dancing shoes and hairbrush extra.

"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

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#70

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 10:55am

I was thinking about that. What should the lobby area look like? I think it should look like a standard hotel, so the unsuspecting tourists, I mean guests, won't know their rooms are Broadway themed.

#71

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 10:58am

Unsuspecting tourists will be consigned to the Flop House. That's where everyone who loves flop musicals stays.

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#72

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 11:07am

The THOROUGHLY MODERN MILLIE room. Watch out ofr the hel--they may be trying to put you into slavery. Also, watch out for the elevator--you have to tap-dance to make it work. Everything is thouroughly "modern" but very bright and perky. Girls only.

"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

#73

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 11:08am

"Unsuspecting tourists will be consigned to the Flop House. That's where everyone who loves flop musicals stays."

WithoutATrace and muscle23ftl have that room booked through 2007 already.

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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Updated On: 8/3/06 at 11:08 AM

#74

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 11:09am

OOH OOH.

The INTO THE WOODS room. The furniture moves around. A lot. And watch out for those giants!

#75

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 11:36am

The OUR TOWN ROOM: Very sparsely decorated with two ladders and two kitchen tables. The rest of the decor is imaginary.

"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

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