The BroadwayWorld Hotel — Page 5

#101

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 7:48pm

the CINDERELLA room: (Did we do Cinderella yet?) Instead of room service, or conceirge, there's a Fairy Godmother to get you anything you need. The entire room is made of glass.

When you want to go somewhere, a carriage, drawn by 4 white horses, will take you there.

But, we have reports that Cinderella lost one of her slippers, so if you find it, please return it the front desk.

Thank you,
The Management

#102

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 7:52pm

FW, I believe a girl from Kansas found Cindy's slipper. She mistook it for a pair of ruby slippers. She apologizes for any inconvenience she has caused.

#103

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 7:56pm

Well, hell, so that's why we have one of each. Oh well. We'll sell them for half off.

#104

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 8:09pm

When will this hotel be built?

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#105

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 8:11pm

They've already started construction. It's right next to the BroadwayWorld Theme Park.

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#106

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 8:13pm

The Hello Dolly Suite - Dollypop is your butler & Carol Channing is your maid. In the middle of the night, you wake up to a line of dancing waiters in the room

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#107

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 8:19pm

{Mr Roxy, I ought to kick you until you're dead!}

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#108

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 8:27pm

Roxy, that's awful!

But so damn funny!

#109

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 8:53pm

The ON THE TOWN room where a map of NYC is conveniently mounted on the wall giving the occupant precise directions....The Bronx is up, and the Battery down. Generally occupied by sailors on 24-hour leave.

Updated On: 8/3/06 at 08:53 PM

#110

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 8:54pm

Did not mean to offend Dolly - Sorry

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#111

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 9:42pm

Okay, Roxy. I accept your apology. So now I won't kick you until you're dead. Instead, I'll bitch slap you from here to the curb.
(At least you won't die)

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#112

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 9:49pm

The Carousel Room---Decorated as a carnival in a quaint seaside town in Maine, it's main attraction are the beautiful carved carousel horses. Only problem is, room service will only deliver clams to this room. And watch out for the room service delivery boy, he's been known to get violent. However, afterward you won't feel a thing and you'll be compelled to sing uplifting ballads.

#113

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 9:59pm

The JennaHaze room...






I won't even go there.

#114

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 10:01pm

Oh God

#115

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 10:12pm

The GYPSY room: The room is painted purple that sparkles. In the middle, there's a litle curtain. Every night at midnight, the curtain opens and a stripper comes out, sings a song and REALLY entertains you...

Everything's coming up roses alright...

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#116

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 10:18pm

The Producers Room....which is white...and just plain boring...

#117

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 10:19pm

Um, Management - would you please check out the room that is decorated in black and white, ceiling fans and contains a long table with many chairs. Shouting and loud arguing can be heard all up and down the corridor. I do believe if you look into it, you will find 12 ANGRY MEN.

Thank You.

#118

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 10:20pm

Damnit, someone beat me to the Gypsy room!

It also comes with discounts on Chinese food (eggrolls are complementary!!!).

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GO CARDINALS!!!

#119

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 10:21pm

But the food is good in the Producer's room - many different herrings :)

#120

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 10:23pm

...that makes no sense...

Thanks,
The Management

#121

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 10:24pm

The Waiting for Godot room, no one ever checks in!

#122

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 10:27pm

The Urinetown room: Coin operated toilet; the rest of the room is ickky and smells like,...well, you know.

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"Who is Stephen Sondheim?" -roninjoey
"The man who wishes he had written Phantom of the Opera!" - SueleenGay

GO CARDINALS!!!

#123

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 10:45pm

The BARBRA STREISAND ROOM - Flowers are the dominate theme for this little suite. Flowered wallpaper, sheets, curtains, cushions. Pastels only, OF COURSE. The shower spout is a large misshapen nose which, at the flick of a switch, will turn from water to honey flavored tea. Upon entering this room you will be required to match the space with your wardrobe. If not, then you are barred admission. Be warned that the furniture constantly rearranges itself depending on it's mood that day.

#124

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 10:54pm

Can I just say that I absolutly love this thread.

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#125

re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Posted: 8/3/06 at 10:55pm

It's really up to you to make that decision...