The BroadwayWorld Hotel — Page 4

The "No Exit" room, where you are stuck with two other people who have a keen gift for driving you crazy and picking apart your flaws, insecurities and faults. There is one door that doesn't open once you've gone in and a bellboy who is a bit devilish.

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Fictionwriter..........OUR TOWN is traditionallt performed with two ladders. One is for Eemily and the other is for George. They represent the stairs in the Webb and Gibbs houseolds leading to their rooms. I know this.......just check out my screenname!

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Yeah, when our school did it with just had the tables and ladders. We also didn't have a lot of money, so it was good to pick such a sparse play.

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If I pay extra, can I get that hidden tile marked with a huge "DO NOT STEP" sign?

Okay.

*puts a lifejacket in his suitcase.*

Gross. I won't stay there either.

What about The Importance of Being Earnest room? Mainly the second act. A nice little garden... Nothing dead.

(Correct me if I'm wrong. It's been a while since I read the play.)

The BEAUTY AND THE BEAST room. This lavishly appointed room has a ceiling which exposes the guest to the sky above. It's lovely at night when the stars are out. There is a glas encased rose that drops a single petal every hour. Those who sleep in the compfortable bed awaken feeling refreshed and looking exactly like Terrence Mann.

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Is that a good thing?

There's no speaking inanimate objects? I want my toilet to say "Thank you" when I flush!

The DUDE Room - So bad no one is allowed in. The hotel keeps it empty

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No. The bidet will just gurgle.

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WW - I made fried pickles last night! They were tasty.

In the STEEL MAGNOLIAS room, the only thing you'll be fed by the room service is an Armadillo's ass.

THE WEDDING SINGER SUITE - The bed is coin operated with Go-Go's sheets. There is a moving staircase which leads to an upstairs dance club with a large disco ball. There is free 24 hour "Pong" available on all televisions. The room comes with a CD player but no CDs because they haven't been made yet. There is no shower in the bathroom, just a chair with a pull chord attached to the ceiling immediately drenching any guest sitting in the chair when pulled.

CABARET SUITE - The room is very dimmly lit and musty. The only furnishings are a small futon and a desk with a type-writer. Each morning a nice Jewish man will bring you a fresh pineapple and sailors may enter your room at any time mistaking your room for someone else's. There is a very old phone in the middle of the room...Girls call you...Boys call you. Oh, and there are already three people sleeping on your futon...but there's room on the bottom if you drop in some night.

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