The BroadwayWorld Hotel

Here's the premise:

Rob has just won the lottery and has decided to build a huge hotel in the heart of the theater district. It will be devoted solely to theater-lovers and each room will be inspired by a Broadway play or musical either from the present or the past. We are asked to come up with suggestions.

For example:

The HOUSE OF FLOWERS suite. Here guests can recline on rope hammocks slung between banana trees while listening to the silence of sleeping bees in the palms of their hands.

The BARNUM room. Everything herre is done in a circus motif and there are large lollipops available in the mini-bar. Why? 'Cause there's a sucker born every minute.

The BYE BYE BIRDIE room. This room is tastefully decorated with a variety of Princess telephones and the bed is shaped like a huge pair of lips which will certainly provide One Last Kiss to anyone who rests upon them.

...your turn.

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Updated On: 8/2/06 at 07:09 PM

THE SOUND OF MUSIC SUITE: Enjoy a lovely view of the Austrian Alps from your balcony while enjoying a traditional meal of Weiner Schnitzel and noodles served by obnoxious kids incessantly singing songs. Do you like the curtains in your room? Then visit our gift shop and purchase clothing items fashioned in the same material designed by a former nun who is about to lose her virginity and move to Vermont.

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Can I book this hotel jointly with the BroadwayWorld Theme Park?

SWEENEY TODD SUITE: Two moslty black rooms with strange red streaks on the walls. Once in a while you'll hear a whistle meaning the baking is done. The pies are tasty and free as long as you don't ask any questions. Then they'll cost much more than you know. Your choice of the Prince room or the Doyle room - one being large and overwhelming and the other being smaller and cheaper. Remember, though, the Doyle room has sharp tools laying around everywhere that need to be cleaned. And the beds in the Doyle room are very uncomfertable.

Oh, and with either room, "beware the stink of evil."

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I think it should be the Sweeney Todd Barber Shop

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The Dirty Rotten Room (wheelchair accessible) where you can make out with a member of the military and where your balcony opens up on a chorus holding a candlelight sing-a-long. (Candles not included in price of room) :)

The FLOWER DRUM SONG room. The bed is shaped like a large carton of Chinese take-out food and you are served unlimited amounts of chop suey.

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The GRAND HOTEL room. It's furnished with a lot of chairs.

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The THOU SHALT NOT room. This comes with a revolving bed that has a headboard you can...

Naw, forget it.

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Of course, if the WICKED room gets a cherry-picker, then in the CATS room, the bed should be a giant tire which rises to the ceiling. Bizarre UFO/Basket-thingy extra.

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The Jekyll & Hyde Room - When you go out to sightsee, management come in & changes the room totally from elegant to fleabag motif

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The PRODUCER'S room where you are charged $10,000 per night when the rack rate is $10 per night. Hotel staff include little old cleaning ladies and a doorman wearing leiderhosen.

The PIPPIN room, no one can find the corners!

The Boy From Oz Room - There is a party going on 24/7

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