The BroadwayWorld Hotel
The BroadwayWorld Hotel
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
The BroadwayWorld Hotel#0
Posted: 8/2/06 at 7:09pm
Here's the premise:
Rob has just won the lottery and has decided to build a huge hotel in the heart of the theater district. It will be devoted solely to theater-lovers and each room will be inspired by a Broadway play or musical either from the present or the past. We are asked to come up with suggestions.
For example:
The HOUSE OF FLOWERS suite. Here guests can recline on rope hammocks slung between banana trees while listening to the silence of sleeping bees in the palms of their hands.
The BARNUM room. Everything herre is done in a circus motif and there are large lollipops available in the mini-bar. Why? 'Cause there's a sucker born every minute.
The BYE BYE BIRDIE room. This room is tastefully decorated with a variety of Princess telephones and the bed is shaped like a huge pair of lips which will certainly provide One Last Kiss to anyone who rests upon them.
...your turn.
re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel#1
Posted: 8/2/06 at 7:15pmTHE WICKED ROOM: Painted in lovely shades of black and green. Very POPULAR with Idina crazed fans.
re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel#2
Posted: 8/2/06 at 7:33pmTHE SOUND OF MUSIC SUITE: Enjoy a lovely view of the Austrian Alps from your balcony while enjoying a traditional meal of Weiner Schnitzel and noodles served by obnoxious kids incessantly singing songs. Do you like the curtains in your room? Then visit our gift shop and purchase clothing items fashioned in the same material designed by a former nun who is about to lose her virginity and move to Vermont.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel#3
Posted: 8/2/06 at 7:39pmthe BROOKLYN room. It's decorated with trash and garbage cans. The bedheets are actually Hefty garbage bags. Who would want to stay there?
re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel#4
Posted: 8/2/06 at 7:41pm
Can I book this hotel jointly with the BroadwayWorld Theme Park?
SWEENEY TODD SUITE: Two moslty black rooms with strange red streaks on the walls. Once in a while you'll hear a whistle meaning the baking is done. The pies are tasty and free as long as you don't ask any questions. Then they'll cost much more than you know. Your choice of the Prince room or the Doyle room - one being large and overwhelming and the other being smaller and cheaper. Remember, though, the Doyle room has sharp tools laying around everywhere that need to be cleaned. And the beds in the Doyle room are very uncomfertable.
Oh, and with either room, "beware the stink of evil."
"The man who wishes he had written Phantom of the Opera!" - SueleenGay
GO CARDINALS!!!
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel#5
Posted: 8/2/06 at 7:43pmI think it should be the Sweeney Todd Barber Shop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel#6
Posted: 8/2/06 at 7:43pmI think it should be the Sweeney Todd Barber Shop
re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel#7
Posted: 8/2/06 at 7:44pmthe rent room is a dump were nothing works.
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Joined: 12/31/69
re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel#8
Posted: 8/2/06 at 8:27pmThe Dirty Rotten Room (wheelchair accessible) where you can make out with a member of the military and where your balcony opens up on a chorus holding a candlelight sing-a-long. (Candles not included in price of room) :)
re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel#9
Posted: 8/2/06 at 8:29pm
The CATS room.
Instead of regular lights you have little lights decorate the ceiling... there's a litter box in the bathroom instead of a toilet. And garbage hangs from the ceiling.
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel#10
Posted: 8/2/06 at 8:43pmThe FLOWER DRUM SONG room. The bed is shaped like a large carton of Chinese take-out food and you are served unlimited amounts of chop suey.
re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel#11
Posted: 8/2/06 at 8:47pm
The WICKED room needs to come with a cherry-picker, and strident shrieking noises should emanate from a hidden sound system at random intervals.
(NOTE - the sound system is a good investment, as it can pull double-duty in the BROOKLYN room.)
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel#12
Posted: 8/2/06 at 8:48pmThe GRAND HOTEL room. It's furnished with a lot of chairs.
re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel#13
Posted: 8/2/06 at 8:49pmHow about the BWW Little Whorehouse Hotel and get it over with?
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel#14
Posted: 8/2/06 at 8:49pm
The THOU SHALT NOT room. This comes with a revolving bed that has a headboard you can...
Naw, forget it.
re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel#15
Posted: 8/2/06 at 8:54pm
Les Miz room: Everything is black and the floor spins non-stop. You're only allowed to use this room if you're staying for a long time, however. Though it's very easy to fall asleep in this room. 
"The man who wishes he had written Phantom of the Opera!" - SueleenGay
GO CARDINALS!!!
re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel#16
Posted: 8/2/06 at 8:55pmOf course, if the WICKED room gets a cherry-picker, then in the CATS room, the bed should be a giant tire which rises to the ceiling. Bizarre UFO/Basket-thingy extra.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel#17
Posted: 8/2/06 at 8:57pmThe LA CAGE AUX FOLLES room. It has lots of closets that you can come out of.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel#18
Posted: 8/2/06 at 9:05pmThe Jekyll & Hyde Room - When you go out to sightsee, management come in & changes the room totally from elegant to fleabag motif
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel#19
Posted: 8/2/06 at 9:09pmThe IN MY LIFE room. It's decorated with huge l-e-m-o-n-s.
Joined: 12/31/69
re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel#20
Posted: 8/2/06 at 9:10pmThe PRODUCER'S room where you are charged $10,000 per night when the rack rate is $10 per night. Hotel staff include little old cleaning ladies and a doorman wearing leiderhosen.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel#21
Posted: 8/2/06 at 9:12pmThe WHO'S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF? room. This is really a boxing ring and the guests are provided with boxing gloves.
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel#22
Posted: 8/2/06 at 9:16pmThe PIPPIN room, no one can find the corners!
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel#23
Posted: 8/2/06 at 9:18pmThe ON A CLEAR DAY YOU CAN SEE FOREVER room. It's one long hallway that never seems to end.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
re: The BroadwayWorld Hotel#24
Posted: 8/2/06 at 9:18pmThe Boy From Oz Room - There is a party going on 24/7
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