The BroadwayWorld Theme Park

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 9:17pm

Many moons ago, we did this on another site. It was fun then and could be fun now because so many new shows have come our way.

Here's the premise:

Rob and Craig have purchased the old west side yards and have turned to us to create the BroadwayWorld Theme Park. Money is no object because those two guys are loaded. All we have to do is provide ideas for attractions and they will become reality.

To start things off I propose the JAVERT SUICIDE JUMP. This is a huge bungee cord-type attraction, where guests climb up and take a leap off a realistic looking bridge.

The WHACK A TRAPP. Ever have the urge to whack one of the Von Trapp kids? Here's your chance, For 25 cents you get three chances to whack miniature versions of those urchins.

The first aid station will be called the TABOO-BOO because they will provide band-aids for everyone's boo boo's.

THE YENTA CAFE. It looks like the inn in FIDDLER, but in the corner sits Corine2 discussing anything and everything about Michael Musto. Diet Coke with Lime is served.

GLINDA'a MAGIC BUBBLE RIDE. Here's your opportunity to float above the theme park in a bubble just like the one Ginda rides in in WICKED.

Updated On: 8/25/05 at 09:17 PM

[Born2cthelightsofbway]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 9:20pm

I got another one. How about a Phantom boat ride? In the same boat like the one in the show you go through the lake?

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 9:21pm

You buy your tickets at the Caroline-or-Change Booth.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 9:22pm

Then there is the Funny Girl Flume Ride. Riders get in a long boat shaped like Barbra's nose and shoot through the rapids.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 9:22pm

You purchase your hamburgers at Audra MacDonald's.

Updated On: 8/25/05 at 09:22 PM

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 9:23pm

There's the Ruprecht Chamber.

[zepka102]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 9:23pm

better not have a sweet charity ferris wheel...

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 9:24pm

The vending machines serve Enoch Snowcones.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 9:25pm

The Sweeney Todd Pie throwing booth. And you all know the ingredients for those pies!

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 9:25pm

When you get hungry you can get some Chinese at Rose's Turn.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 9:26pm

Is that going to be called "Rose's Turn" or "Mr. Goldstone's"?

[RobbO]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 9:27pm

ron jeremy?

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 9:28pm

The Chinese place is Rose's Turn. Mr. Goldstone's serves lamb.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 9:30pm

THE NAKED BOYS SINGING! ring toss. For 50 cents you get three embroidery hoops which you get to toss at Disney-style robots of the NAKED BOYS cast. When your hoop makes a connection with an erection, you get a free Diet Coke with Lime at Yenta's Cafe.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 9:31pm

I think that we should establish that this theme park is a Wicked Free Zone.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 9:31pm

I think Mr. Goldstone's should serve a LITTLE lamb.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 9:34pm

The ALTAR BOYZ ECUMENICAL CHAPEL. It's a lovely little place with stained glass windows depicting Scott Porter in ecstacy. It's a nice place for parents to escape from their kidz.

Updated On: 8/24/05 at 09:34 PM

[RobbO]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 9:41pm

ron jeremy?

[liotte]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 9:48pm

Can we have an All Shook Up roller coaster please? You ride a super fast, upsidedown looping, major drops roller coaster til you feel all shook up inside! (not for the faint of heart or stomach!)

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 9:50pm

We'll have the world's longest slide - Jack's Beanstalk.

[KelRel]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 9:53pm

RENT's "Over the Moon" ride where you get on a cow shaped car and ride around in the air over the moon.

[zepka102]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 9:54pm

parks usually have those misters on the hot days for people to cool down... ours can be in the shape of giant ultra clutch cans!

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 10:03pm

And of course the Carousel Carousel.

[KelRel]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 10:06pm

All of the guessing games would be called Doubt.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 10:16pm

Ok folks, this is going to be a bad one. I am warning you. Hunt for buried treasure hidden deep in the caves at the Vagina Monologues Thrill Ride. There, I said it.