The BroadwayWorld Theme Park- Page 4

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 2:59pm

Maybe we'll just have TWO Harmonia Gardens REstuarants. I certainly won't mind making that scarlet descent twice a night!

[beenthere]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 4:23pm

Into the Hood a dark ride through the Hood featuring a new score by Bleedin' Stephen Sondheim

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 4:26pm

Captain Hook's "Jolly Roger". This is a full sized replica of the original ship. Guests may explore the whole trip and be scared out of their wits by the infamous "doodle-doo"

Updated On: 8/25/05 at 04:26 PM

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 5:37pm

This thread is wonderful. It is so nice to kick back and laugh.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 5:59pm

At the BEAUTY AND THE BEAST attraction, guests find themselves singing and dancing with life-sized plates and cutlery.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 6:08pm

The ASCOT RACES. Every Duke and Earl and Queer will be there and the live horses will stample naughty children who sneek into the BroadwayWorld Theme Park.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 6:15pm

Are you looking to find your true love? Come on over to the Two By Two Pavillion. Just let nature take it's course and you will go home woth Mr. or Ms. Right.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 6:23pm

Instead of a huge castle serving as the centerpiece of the park, we will feature a giant replica of a Tony Award, surrounded by fountains and a laser light show.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 6:26pm

This is a smoke-free park. Anyone caught smoking in the BroaddwayWorld Theme Park will be subject to a mandatory viewing of every single picture Liam took during his last trip to Ireland.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 6:29pm

Periodically the Girl In The Yellow Dress will prance through the crowds. She will be persued by the one or two heterosexual men who are in attendance.

[Carl Magnum]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 6:57pm

Gotta have the Buried Child Treasure Hunt and the One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest Flying House of Horrors.....

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 6:59pm

Could someone please think of something with the La Cage Au Folles thrme? I cant seem to come up with anything.

[Carl Magnum]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 7:01pm

How about the Broadway Flops Anamatronic Ride. Like the movie ride at Disney only with scenes from broadway flops like Carrie, Legs Diamond....Oh and to make it really a scary ride add a scene from Parade, just to make it really wretched!

[Thenardier]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 7:01pm

THE PILLOWMAN HORROR COASTER

WIZ'N TWISTER RIDE

JOURNEY TO THE RUSSELL HOTEL: THE TIRE SWING

Updated On: 8/25/05 at 07:01 PM

[beenthere]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 7:06pm

"slide show" ride on our waterslide in a special suit, attached to a complete stranger who looks nothing like you, better yet just lie next to eachother and pretend to be connected. The le Cage Ride will be a dark ride and all the buggies will be little compacts the ride will consist of scenes of costume designers and their work,william ivey long, bob mackie........

[nychick9876]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 7:25pm

this is great. please keep it up.

[Thenardier]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 7:26pm

Don't forget SAIGON RIDE ON, HELICOPTER RIDES from 3 - 5 every day and the Dreamgirls Concert at 8 pm every Saturday.

[beenthere]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 7:30pm

Runaway cart! It's miserable!
What starts out as a nice cart ride through a small french village quickly turns into a runaway adventure. Will Valjean stop the cart in time? will you crush anyone along the way? Find out in this wacky take on an old classic

[Sumofallthings]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 7:31pm

Drop the kids off at the Pajama Factory while you go out clubbin!

[jam_man]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 7:35pm

And of course, Eliza selling flowers!

[Prisoner 24601]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 7:41pm

Enjoy lunch at the ABC cafe, where the entire decor is red and black.

OH, and here's a horror ride: you have to sit through Cats!!!

Updated On: 8/25/05 at 07:41 PM

[jam_man]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 7:47pm

And of course, there's the "secret section," is the Fun House of Marcus Lycus - a buyer and seller of the fleash of beautiful women AND men!

Updated On: 8/25/05 at 07:47 PM

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 10:08pm

For those who travel great distances, we'll have a hotel called "The Broadway Flophouse" where each room is named after another Broadway flop: MOOSE MURDERS, KELLY, 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVEUE, THOU SHALT NOT, STEEL PIER, etc.

[DAME]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 10:10pm

And in line with the flop theme.. how about a floor of all Bernadette Peters musicals? The Gypsy room will be a suite.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 10:13pm

The gift shops will surely sell PURLIE pearls.