The BroadwayWorld Theme Park- Page 3

[shira467]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 1:21am

I want a The MOJITO HOLE...we all sit with mojitos and gossip. It's like the Corine corner...but drunk!

Can we have the "'Tea Leaves'" at 420"?

[nztheatreluva]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 1:26am

An 'It's a small world' style Avenue Q ride, where you listen to The Internet is for Porn over and over.

[Justice]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 2:28am

More like "It sucks to Be You" a walk-through ride where puppets tell you how much your life sucks.

And let's not forget the Giant stratosphere in the middle of the park - shaped like a tire, with Old Duetoronomy controlling it to bring you up, so that you can see the park from miles high.

And then there's the Showboat Ferry that takes you around the park in a surrounding moat.

Let's not forget the Tommy video arcade which features, not only the presidential shooting range, but also "Bye Bye Birdie" - see how many birds and Happy faces you can shoot.

Of course, all the bathrooms are labeled "Guys and Dolls"

And in the evening, throughout the park, listen to the sounds of A little Night Music.

[way_to_spend_the_day]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 2:35am

I love this thread...keep it up!

[wickedrentq]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 2:40am

Evelyn Nesbit's Swing Ride

The Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Con Game-the first person to extract a fixed amount of money from a patron in the park wins a big pencil!

Make one of those Disney fantasyland houses(Winnie the Pooh, Peter Pan's Flight, Snow White's Adventures, etc.) into an Into The Woods ride where you follow all the fairy tale characters into the house and narrowly avoid being squished to death by the giant!

A La Cage Aux Folles dinner/performance restaurant

Camelot's Jousting Duel

[Justice]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 2:55am

Ride around the park in a Model T, driven by Coalhouse Walker Jr.

Climb the Ti Moune tree, where, if you're lucky, you'll meet Asaka, Erzulie or Agwe...But if you're unlucky and fall out, you will meet Papa Ge.

Take a break in the Princess Puffer's pen where Crime Don't Pay, but you can smoke a lotta Opium...

Eat at "Having Our Say" where the Delaney sisters will cook you a fantabolous meal.

Step into "All That Jazz" where you get to ride on the leg of a kicking chorus girl.

Walk through the Music and the Mirror Funhouse.

Recently closed: Dracula - no one was going on the ride, so they decided to make space for a simulated slave boat, entitled "Gem of the Ocean".

[jam_man]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 7:11am

Justice, you made a DROOD reference!!!!! You're my new favorite person!!!!! :)

[Sumofallthings]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 10:17am

" And someone with an overcoat and kind of pointy beard that mumbles a lot (George Seurat, of course) draws your caricature. But you don't get to have it, though - it's not yours to begin with! "

Jam_Man that was perfect! May I suggest (if it hasn't been already):

Sweeney Todd's Meat Pie, Custard and Tonsorial Parlor

[RobbO]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 10:23am

ron jeremy?

[beenthere]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 11:06am

Can't forget about the "swings"
grab a sandwich at the "Scarlet pumpernickel".....
Wait in a few years we can just go to disney to "Ride the Musicals" Updated On: 8/25/05 at 11:06 AM

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 11:10am

Why not come and visit Annie Town? As you enter you are handed a mop, bucket and rags and then you proceed to scrub the floors complaining about your Hard Knock Life. And of course upon leaving this ride one must utter the immortal words..........WE LOVE YOU MISS HANNIGAN.

[One Song Glory]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 11:17am

A One Song Glory song contest. People can enter to write one great song. The person who writes the best one gets free rides all day.

[beenthere]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 11:21am

and for the older folks, check out the "hall of Tony winners" a 45 minute audio-animatronic show featuring all your favorites and their acceptance speeches

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 1:12pm

Buy your pizza slices in kiosks called "Pizza in the Piazza" which are located throughout the park.

[Sumofallthings]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 1:16pm

The Elaine Stitch Effin' Great Rollercoaster

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 1:18pm

I'm so glad that Rob and Craig are multi-millionaires. There money is going to be needed if all these wonderful ideas become a reality!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 1:24pm

THE PRODUCERS "Little Old Lady Land", where those over a certain age (eg: those of us who are old enough to have seen Angela Lansbury in THE KING AND I) get to put down our walkers and ride on swings and ferris wheels.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 1:32pm

CORINE'S "NIGHT OF THE IGUANA" CAFE.

Here you can purchase iguana steaks and iguana stews...that is if you wanna piece of iguana.

Updated On: 8/25/05 at 01:32 PM

[MagicToDo82]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 1:40pm

Best. Thread. Ever.

and I think the inclusion of the "Chitty" car ride goes without saying.

[beenthere]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 1:50pm

ride the falling chandelier, enjoy a free fall aboard the three tiered chandelier and splash down to the phantoms lair. a new attraction in mcintosh/alw land coming soon!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 2:49pm

The MISS SAIGON Helicopter ride takes to up and around the theme park every 20 minutes.

[Sumofallthings]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 2:50pm

The Spitfire Grill...sort of speaks for itself!
FindingNamo's Alternative Sushi Bar!

[DAME]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 2:51pm

Of course.. the park has to have one classy reataurant. the " Harmonia gardens" cafe Which features Dollys arrival every evening.

Updated On: 8/25/05 at 02:51 PM

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 2:53pm

(I think you'll find the Harmonia Gardens Restuarant was posted on page two of this thread!)

[DAME]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 2:55pm

And I think you wil agree some things are worth mentioning twice. ( Or at least once correctly)