The BroadwayWorld Theme Park- Page 2

[zepka102]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 10:20pm

whoa!



there can be THAT but no rides based on wicked?!

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 10:22pm

Wicked has been done too often on this board.

[CostumeMistress]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 10:48pm

Of course, the Frozen Dollypop stand, featuring everyone's favorite frozen treat.

And Sundaes in the Park with George nearby.

Updated On: 8/24/05 at 10:48 PM

[insomniak]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 10:53pm

After you escape the Shill Maze, buy all of your commemorative souveneirs in the Little Shop of Horrors. And on your way out, stop and shoot the president.

[One Song Glory]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 11:09pm

How about a Chitty Chitty Bang Bang flying car ride?

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 11:18pm

MAME's "Rising of the Moon" ride will take guests over the skyline of NYC to the recorded voice of Bea Arthur singing "The Man in the Moon is a Lady"

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 11:26pm

The HARMONIA GARDENS RESTAURANT will be open for dinner every evening. It features the fastest service in town and at 9 PM every night Dollypop descends the elegant staircase wearing a stunning red gown.

Updated On: 8/24/05 at 11:26 PM

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 11:27pm

Come and test your knowledge of spelling at the 65th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee ride. Hosted by that ever popular dictionary wielding....................LIAM

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 11:30pm

Each afternoon the park will sponsor a "Patrick Wilson Look-Alike Contest". The winner gets to go home with Beacon1.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 11:31pm

The bathrooms in the BroadwayWorld Theme Park will be called "The Phantom of the Outhouses"

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 11:33pm

My brother would like to be a waiter at the HArmonia Gardens Restaurant.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 11:34pm

Of course the Minnelli Deli will have several locations within the park.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 11:37pm

How about lunch at The Burger King and I?

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 11:37pm

THE DIAMONDS ARE A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND PAVILION will be a place where rob Diamond can entertain his thousands of cousins who keep ruining his social life.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 11:41pm

At Tuptim's Dance Theater continuous performances of "The Small House of Uncle Thomas" will play.

[jam_man]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 11:42pm

We could have a Tilt-a-Whirl based on the turntable from Les Miz!

And how about an Assassins and Chicago shooting range? Eh?

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 11:44pm

Love the shooting range idea. When Liam shows up we'll use real bullets.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 11:47pm

Speaking of Liam:

No one under 4'1" will be allowed to enter the park until they grow up.

[jam_man]

Posted: 8/24/05 at 11:58pm

The bathrooms are called Public Amenity #9 in honor of Urinetown. At least the ones in the crappy part of the park (not that there is one).

And someone with an overcoat and kind of pointy beard that mumbles a lot (George Seurat, of course) draws your caricature. But you don't get to have it, though - it's not yours to begin with!

[hrh_annette]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 12:10am

Hernando's Hideaway---yet another place to hide from your kids.

[DefyingPopular]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 12:23am

can i just say this is hilarious!!!

How about a 'Welcome to the 60's Tilt A Whirl' thing?
and the food court could be the 'light in the piazza court' or not.

I'd say a defy gravity falling zone, but it's off limits

[hrh_annette]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 12:32am

A CABARET ride done in the style of It's a Small World. You sit in your little boat as the little singing dolls perform various scenes from the musical.

[hrh_annette]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 12:45am

The Titanic flume ride.

[BroadwayBaby315]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 1:17am

this is hilarious...
the bathrooms have to pay homage to Urinetown in one way or another

[DAME]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 1:19am

Where is the HUSSY ride? WHere is the Mojito watering hole?