The BroadwayWorld Theme Park- Page 5

[Thenardier]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 10:16pm

And for those of you who would like to see a concert, LENNON is playing.

And for those who never had a chance to see AMERICAN IDOL, BROOKLYN is devastating audience each week!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 10:26pm

The gift shops will also sell a BROOKLYN clothing collection: trash bags, hubcaps, Dixie Cups, etc.

[Marquise]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 10:27pm

Take a spin on the 'QuiseCoaster. Ride m- - it all nite long.

[Thenardier]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 10:29pm

The Q train will take you around the park.

[DAME]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 10:31pm

Mama Mia Italian Reatsaurant.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 10:33pm

THE JUKEBOX MUSICAL JUKEBOX. Come and put your coins in the box that will play tunes form ALL SHOOK UP, MAMMA MIA and THE BOY FROM DOZE.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 10:36pm

Also available in the gift shops: WONDERFUL TOWN gowns

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 10:57pm

There will be a ConvinceMe2 Meditation Garden. Here a 10' marble sculpture of the king of Avatars stands in reflecting pool, where gay men the world over come to ponder his gorgeousness.

[DAME]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 10:59pm

And of course.. "The fag Hag Saloon". thats where we give Corine a job.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 11:01pm

Also in the gift shops: Chad Kimball thimbles. (They're all milky white!)

[Lavieboheme3090]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 11:03pm

I think Les Miz would be the tilt a whirl

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 11:06pm

Perhaps a Mamma Mia Bridal Chapel is in order.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 11:07pm

Do you need to take some time off and meditate or pray? Go one over to visit the Little Sisters of Hoboken at the Nunsense Chapel and Bingo Hall.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 11:09pm

(For a Theme Park we have a great spiritual side: we've got the Mama mia wedding chapel, the AltarBoyz Ecumenical Chapel and the ConvinceMe2 meditation garden)

[Bret]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 11:16pm

For the dieters, how about Fraulein Salad Bowles, for a lighter lunch option.

Also, how about a beach-style pool,the Chita Riviera.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 11:19pm

Bret!!!! I haven't seen you since I bumped into you at the Minnelli Deli!!!!!!!

[Bret]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 11:28pm

I know, DP! I've been very busy at the School for Scandal attraction! Speaking of The Minnelli Deli, how about a Rink skating rink?

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 11:31pm

Terrific idea.

How about a LION KING tundra? You can rompa and frlic to your heart's delight.

[Bret]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 11:35pm

Excellent! And for some night time entertainment, Gypsy Rose Lee's Burlesque Palace, where all the artistes have a gimmick!

[vbplayer]

Posted: 8/25/05 at 11:46pm

Ok, so a restaurant called "Empty Chairs At Empty Tables" would be a bust, but a photo booth called "I Am What I Am" would be a hit!

[bwayballerina]

Posted: 8/26/05 at 12:09am

From West Side Story... a pleasant boat ride into "Somewhere"

For those with disfunctional tastebuds, there is the option of ordering some "spamalot" from any of the food places in the park.

There is a group of musicians that travel around the park, known as the "Music Men"

And another religious/spriritual addition: Reno Sweeney will be saving sinners every night in the ship's lounge (so those people that are old enough can party away and still leave with a good conscience)

[hot_brdwy_diva]

Posted: 8/26/05 at 12:22am

Of course at the gift shops you can purchase your very own Amazing Technicolored Dreamcoat, Ruby Slippers, Phantom Mask, The Beauty and the Beast Collection(complete with mantle clock, small candleobre and tea set.) and our new item -Light in the Piazza Skin Care treatment!(it is sure to make your skin as soft as milk!)

[jam_man]

Posted: 8/26/05 at 12:26am

And for those of you who don't like how comercial The Broadway World Theme park has gotten can go to a neighboring park which makes fun of Broadway World Theme Park - Forbidden Broadway World Theme Park!



Okay, I'm running out of ideas.

[Justice]

Posted: 8/26/05 at 1:03am

Coming soon: The Greased Lightening roller coaster: Goes from 0 to 85 in 0.2 seconds...and on each car are the letters P-U-S-S-Y-W-A-G-O-N.

Jump into the Time Warp, where you will be blasted of to the planet of Transexual Transylvania.

Take the bus where another hundred people will join you after getting off of the plane with another hundred people who got off of the train...

Take a ride on the Big River raft...a fun rapid ride.

[jasonf]

Posted: 8/26/05 at 1:30am

This IS the greatest thread of all time!!!

The entrance to the park should be a giant Audrey 2 (like Big Bird in Sesame Place).

There should be a funhouse with mirrors that show you with every style of Hair mentioned in the song....

The Getting Married Today chapel with armed guards to prevent runaway brides.

The shopping area MUST have a store called "Baubles, Bangles and Beads."

A ride that goes us and down a simulation of the Grand Canal in Venice nine times.

Guests, of course, would stay at the Grand Hotel, but nothing ever happens there, and you have to take a train to the park, but can only get on if you have roses at the station - red roses - for passion. Of course, your wallet gets stolen every time and you get shot, but hey, if love can't happen anyway....

If you happen to make it on the train, you'll be accosted by a very unattractive woman singing incessantly about loving you, but you'll suddenly realize halfway there that you're really just riding on the back of a guy on roller skates.