The Broawayworld.com add-a-sentance story.- Page 2

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 4:50pm

Meanwhile... Donna Murphy is perusing the knockoff LV bags displayed near the alleyway to replace the one Ziemba stole

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:14pm

Tonya appears out of nowhere and flings a shoe at Murphy. The heel of the shoe gets stuck in Murphy's head.

[LadyGuenevere]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:15pm

Donna grabs a bleach cup and shoves it into Tonya's mouth. "Take that, bitch!"

(I'd have her shove it somewhere else...but...you know)

[ponine24601]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:17pm

tonya takes the cup out of her mouth and slaps donna in the head with it.

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:18pm

While Tonya foams at the mouth, she kicks Donna with all of her might, breaking her left kneecap, causing Donna to scream so loud the shoe pops out of it's resting place upon Donna's head.

[newyorkuniq]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:21pm

Suddenly Jon Secada appears! He is dressed in his full Emcee getup. Donna screams and passes out from sheer horror.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:21pm

Chenoweth appears with a box of tampons to stop the blood from dripping down Murphy's head.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:21pm

Ziemba runs by, grabs the shoe, and takes off.

[LadyGuenevere]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:21pm

Tonya turns to stone, horrified.

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:23pm

the tampon was not super absorbant as originally planned, so Donna bled to death.

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:27pm

But with the multitude of Angels Singing "Your Eyes" from RENT, Donna is miraculously healed and the gap in her head closes leaving no scar behind.

[LadyGuenevere]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:28pm

Kristin Chenoweth cheered "Another actress I don't have to worry about!" while running from the scene, she heard the angels. "Damn you!" Updated On: 8/25/04 at 08:28 PM

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:28pm

Ziemba, having witnessed Murphy's unfortunate demise, dons her shoes and runs all the way down Broadway, just making half hour of WONDERFUL TOWN, and gives a spectacular performance as Ruth, receiving 14 standing ovations.

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:29pm

Then Tom Hewitt in Frank-n-Furter clothing showed up. And all of a sudden the Time warp was started again

Updated On: 8/25/04 at 08:29 PM

[LadyGuenevere]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:29pm

(Spider- making Donna alive again ruined EVERYTHING! I had to re-edit the post. )

While Karen took her bow at the curtain call, Donna snuck up behind her and attacked her with her left shoe. Updated On: 8/25/04 at 08:29 PM

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:31pm

As Karen was falling, she summoned her SARAH BRIGHTMAN powers and hit an ungodly high note, causing Donna's head to explode with a might BOOM!

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:31pm

... right after Donna had hit her, while saying through her teeth, "Triple threat THAT, bitch. And oh yeah - STEEL PIER!!!!!!!"

Updated On: 8/25/04 at 08:31 PM

[LadyGuenevere]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:36pm

Donna, her head in pieces on the floor, was able to stand up. "To hell with triple threat, at least I can still dance," she thought (thought?) as she crawled to the stage door.

(Lol. This is too morbid)

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:39pm

Tom Hewitt shows up in his Dracula costume and sucks all the blood out of Murphy and gives her some of his own blood, so now she is a vampire.

Updated On: 8/25/04 at 08:39 PM

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:41pm

But then, the clouds part and the vocal god known as ANTHONY WARLOW desends from the sky and sets all back to normal, erasing all the day's events from everyone's minds. When all of a sudden Mandy Patinkin, with is whiney crappy falsetto voice, causes Anthony to quickly accend to the heavens and all is set wrong again

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:41pm

She does the same to Ziemba, and the three of them roam the streets of the theater district, looking for other worthy victims.

[LadyGuenevere]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:42pm

Due to the publicity (after half of New York is victimized), Dracula is slated to stay open just one more month.

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:44pm

causing Michael Crawford in DANCE OF THE VAMPIRE gear to start a rebellion against Tom Hewitt for stealing his publicity and babes

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:47pm

Rath,LG,Spider and Boobs roam Broadway looking for Mandy Patinkin to drive a stake through his heart.

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:48pm

and cut out his vocal chords so even in death he can not use it. BOOHAHA