#26
Posted: 8/25/04 at 4:50pm
Meanwhile... Donna Murphy is perusing the knockoff LV bags displayed near the alleyway to replace the one Ziemba stole
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#27
Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:14pm
Tonya appears out of nowhere and flings a shoe at Murphy. The heel of the shoe gets stuck in Murphy's head.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#28
Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:15pm
Donna grabs a bleach cup and shoves it into Tonya's mouth. "Take that, bitch!"
(I'd have her shove it somewhere else...but...you know)
(I'd have her shove it somewhere else...but...you know)
#29
Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:17pm
tonya takes the cup out of her mouth and slaps donna in the head with it.
"People asking questions, lost in confusion. Well I tell them there's no problems, only solutions."
~The one and only John Lennon
#30
Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:18pm
While Tonya foams at the mouth, she kicks Donna with all of her might, breaking her left kneecap, causing Donna to scream so loud the shoe pops out of it's resting place upon Donna's head.
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#31
Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:21pm
Suddenly Jon Secada appears! He is dressed in his full Emcee getup. Donna screams and passes out from sheer horror.
#32
Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:21pm
Chenoweth appears with a box of tampons to stop the blood from dripping down Murphy's head.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#33
Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:21pm
Ziemba runs by, grabs the shoe, and takes off.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#34
Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:21pm
Tonya turns to stone, horrified.
#35
Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:23pm
the tampon was not super absorbant as originally planned, so Donna bled to death.
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#36
Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:27pm
But with the multitude of Angels Singing "Your Eyes" from RENT, Donna is miraculously healed and the gap in her head closes leaving no scar behind.
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#37
Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:28pm
Kristin Chenoweth cheered "Another actress I don't have to worry about!" while running from the scene, she heard the angels. "Damn you!"
Updated On: 8/25/04 at 08:28 PM
#38
Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:28pm
Ziemba, having witnessed Murphy's unfortunate demise, dons her shoes and runs all the way down Broadway, just making half hour of WONDERFUL TOWN, and gives a spectacular performance as Ruth, receiving 14 standing ovations.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#39
Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:29pm
Then Tom Hewitt in Frank-n-Furter clothing showed up. And all of a sudden the Time warp was started again
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
Updated On: 8/25/04 at 08:29 PM
#40
Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:29pm
(Spider- making Donna alive again ruined EVERYTHING! 
I had to re-edit the post. )
While Karen took her bow at the curtain call, Donna snuck up behind her and attacked her with her left shoe.
I had to re-edit the post. ) While Karen took her bow at the curtain call, Donna snuck up behind her and attacked her with her left shoe.
Updated On: 8/25/04 at 08:29 PM
#41
Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:31pm
As Karen was falling, she summoned her SARAH BRIGHTMAN powers and hit an ungodly high note, causing Donna's head to explode with a might BOOM!
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#42
Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:31pm
... right after Donna had hit her, while saying through her teeth, "Triple threat THAT, bitch. And oh yeah - STEEL PIER!!!!!!!"
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Updated On: 8/25/04 at 08:31 PM
#43
Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:36pm
Donna, her head in pieces on the floor, was able to stand up. "To hell with triple threat, at least I can still dance," she thought (thought?) as she crawled to the stage door.
(Lol. This is too morbid)
(Lol. This is too morbid)
#44
Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:39pm
Tom Hewitt shows up in his Dracula costume and sucks all the blood out of Murphy and gives her some of his own blood, so now she is a vampire.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Updated On: 8/25/04 at 08:39 PM
#45
Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:41pm
But then, the clouds part and the vocal god known as ANTHONY WARLOW desends from the sky and sets all back to normal, erasing all the day's events from everyone's minds. When all of a sudden Mandy Patinkin, with is whiney crappy falsetto voice, causes Anthony to quickly accend to the heavens and all is set wrong again
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#46
Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:41pm
She does the same to Ziemba, and the three of them roam the streets of the theater district, looking for other worthy victims.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#47
Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:42pm
Due to the publicity (after half of New York is victimized), Dracula is slated to stay open just one more month.
#48
Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:44pm
causing Michael Crawford in DANCE OF THE VAMPIRE gear to start a rebellion against Tom Hewitt for stealing his publicity and babes
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#49
Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:47pm
Rath,LG,Spider and Boobs roam Broadway looking for Mandy Patinkin to drive a stake through his heart.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#50
Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:48pm
and cut out his vocal chords so even in death he can not use it. BOOHAHA
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
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