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#126

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/8/06 at 11:52am

Keep reading - there are other interesting posts re: BWW on that thread.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#127

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/8/06 at 11:56am

Some people just have a hard time saying good bye.

#128

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:07pm

I might have to give up my COOTTS King title. I got gift cards. For the Gap. There is no way a white trash person wears the Gap.
I'm going to see if I can use them at Conway.

#129

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:08pm

Hey y'all!

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#130

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:09pm

"Wish I could stay longer, but some hags and I have to go to TJMaxx to pick out bridesmaid's dresses"

I may meet you there-after brunch at the Park with the boys. If TJ has my size, I may have to take the dress at JC Penney off layaway.

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#131

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:12pm

Has anyone seen my puppy?

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#132

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:13pm

Where are you, Cookie? Your place is, as you know, always underneath Addy.

Oh, by the way, that wedding cake has ding dongs on top.

Updated On: 1/8/06 at 12:13 PM

#133

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:14pm

I want that for my wedding cake!! My fifth wedding is coming up next week.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#134

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:14pm

Do any of you speak Texan?

Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10

#135

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:22pm

Yes where is that sweet old daring? Not to mention the Ho Ho's on the cake as well!

"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

#136

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:23pm

Ho Hos.
Ding Dongs.
Twinkies.

Yep, this is truly a BWW topic!

#137

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:24pm

That's hot, Bway!

Trash and porn all in one post!

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#138

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:25pm

And good food too!

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#139

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:25pm

Mmm!

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#140

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:26pm

I'm wearing the same clothes right now at work that I wore last night when I went to a party. How COOTTS is that?

"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey

#141

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:26pm

Addy, honey, it's even best when the FOOD itself is soft-core!

Now, I know you don't like twinkies...but I'm thinking you might like a ding dong?
*munches*

#142

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:26pm

ditto the MMMMMMMMMM snack cakes!

#143

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:28pm

Pink Sno Balls, baby!

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#144

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:29pm

My faves are the raspberry zingers-frozen of course!

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#145

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:29pm

Ooh, Addy, those are only for special occasions. Graduations and such. Weddings, baptisms, and funerals.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#146

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:31pm

But, the soft pink and the coconut on top... with the chocolate surprise in the middle is my favorite!

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#147

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:31pm

I guess I'll just have to save up a few of my checks. The kids won't mind going without shoes...

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#148

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:33pm

what I do is buy a package of oreos, open about ten of them and put all the cream inside of one. You can use the leftover chocolate parts to stir into cereal.

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#149

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:34pm

You can afford Oreos??? We buy Sunshine. Oreos are a waste of good money.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#150

re: The Nondenominational and Nonracist O.T. Trash Thread

Posted: 1/8/06 at 12:36pm

Well, I may have lied when I said I BOUGHT them.

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

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