The Late Joan Rivers: 'Does this urn make my ash look fat?' — Page 18
#427
Posted: 9/3/14 at 11:58am
I want to come!
HUSSY POWER!
------ HUSSY POWER!
#428
Posted: 9/3/14 at 12:01pm
One of these things, is not like the others! One of these things just doesn't belong.
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#429
Posted: 9/3/14 at 12:05pm
I will even help PJ pay for your ticket. And I can buy us all a round.
HUSSY POWER!
------ HUSSY POWER!
#430
Posted: 9/3/14 at 12:07pm
If I were a rich man, ya da da deeda,etc
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#431
This will be an epic evening.
Joan--if you can hear me...HEAL!
Posted: 9/3/14 at 12:09pm
This will be an epic evening.
Joan--if you can hear me...HEAL!
#432
Posted: 9/3/14 at 12:13pm
I will not laugh at awful things to be polite. However, I will not hiss in order to be.
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#433
Posted: 9/3/14 at 12:14pm
Echoing PJ. It would be fun for those of us pulling for her to get the chance to see her together.
#434
Posted: 9/3/14 at 1:06pm
I can't wait! It's going to be a fabulous night. Keep me posted.
#435
Posted: 9/3/14 at 1:18pm
We won't!
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#436
Posted: 9/3/14 at 2:37pm
The family reports that Joan is out of intensive care.
Apparently, someone told her that if she makes a comeback, Namo has agreed to sit through it and not hiss.
She beckoned to Cooper to come closer so she could whisper something in his ear. He tried to make out the words she was saying, but he couldn't make any sense of it.
He said, "Nana New Face, I'm sorry but I just can't understand. I love you and I want to know what you have to say."
Joan scowled and motioned for a small chalkboard, on which she scrawled:
DON'T
LET
THEM
BRING
LIZA'S
F*CKING
HEADBAND
Everyone shook their heads, and Melissa said, "I think she's finally lost it."
Apparently, someone told her that if she makes a comeback, Namo has agreed to sit through it and not hiss.
She beckoned to Cooper to come closer so she could whisper something in his ear. He tried to make out the words she was saying, but he couldn't make any sense of it.
He said, "Nana New Face, I'm sorry but I just can't understand. I love you and I want to know what you have to say."
Joan scowled and motioned for a small chalkboard, on which she scrawled:
DON'T
LET
THEM
BRING
LIZA'S
F*CKING
HEADBAND
Everyone shook their heads, and Melissa said, "I think she's finally lost it."
Updated On: 9/3/14 at 02:37 PM
#437
Posted: 9/3/14 at 2:43pm
According to an update, there was a scan that showed that Joan is not brain dead which is a good sign.
Updated On: 9/3/14 at 02:43 PM
#438
Posted: 9/3/14 at 3:01pm
PalJoey,
If there were such a list, your last post would certainly be atop the list of All Time Best BWW Posts for both cleverness and content.
Count me in on a Joan Rivers field trip.
If there were such a list, your last post would certainly be atop the list of All Time Best BWW Posts for both cleverness and content.
Count me in on a Joan Rivers field trip.
Love is Love Love is Love Love is Love Love is Love Love is Love Love is Love
#439
Posted: 9/3/14 at 3:33pm
PalJoey. I have a surprise gift for you. It will be publicly revealed on this message board on Friday at 10:00am (or around there). Get ready.
#440
Posted: 9/3/14 at 3:41pm
OOOO a threat! or a promise. A promise of a threat?
(PS youse guys are stealing focus from Joanie !)
(PS youse guys are stealing focus from Joanie !)
#441
Posted: 9/3/14 at 3:43pm
Oh, good grief. Since when is a gift considered a "threat"? People overanalyze sh!t on here wayyyyyy tooooo muuucchhhh (take this thread, for example)
My best wishes and prayers for Joan. Hoping for a speedy recovery.
My best wishes and prayers for Joan. Hoping for a speedy recovery.
#442
As Dolores Gray sang, "Thanks a lot but no thanks!"
Posted: 9/3/14 at 3:48pm
As Dolores Gray sang, "Thanks a lot but no thanks!"
#443
Posted: 9/3/14 at 3:49pm
You'll have no choice in the matter. You shall be receiving this gift, either way! 
#444
Posted: 9/3/14 at 3:50pm
How very Maleficent of you.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#445
Posted: 9/3/14 at 4:01pm
"...there was a scan that showed that Joan is not brain dead..."
Honey, your scanner may say one thing, but we’ve heard her material…
OH! I MEAN! ISN’T IT JUST!
Honey, your scanner may say one thing, but we’ve heard her material…
OH! I MEAN! ISN’T IT JUST!
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#446
Posted: 9/3/14 at 4:15pm
Be nice. Even if you don't care for her material, understand she's got a family who loves and cares about her. She's a tough lady-and there is reason to hope she might be ok.
#447
Posted: 9/3/14 at 4:17pm
^ I think that's been covered already.
Beyoncé is not an ally. Actions speak louder than words, Mrs. Carter. #Dubai #$$$
#448
^lol
Let's start the whole thing over, thematically, from the beginning, right here.
Posted: 9/3/14 at 4:27pm
^lol
Let's start the whole thing over, thematically, from the beginning, right here.
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#449
Posted: 9/3/14 at 4:29pm
Hey, growl.... You've got sumthin growin on yer face. FYI.
#450
Posted: 9/3/14 at 4:30pm
Growl...I've been saving up my quarters. How much is the mustache ride?
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