The Late Joan Rivers: 'Does this urn make my ash look fat?'- Page 18
The Late Joan Rivers: 'Does this urn make my ash look fat?'
Liza's Headband
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/28/13
DAME
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
#426God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/3/14 at 11:58amI want to come!
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#427God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/3/14 at 12:01pm
One of these things, is not like the others! One of these things just doesn't belong.
DAME
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
#428God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/3/14 at 12:05pmI will even help PJ pay for your ticket. And I can buy us all a round.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#429God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/3/14 at 12:07pmIf I were a rich man, ya da da deeda,etc
#430God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/3/14 at 12:09pm
This will be an epic evening.
Joan--if you can hear me...HEAL!
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#431God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/3/14 at 12:13pmI will not laugh at awful things to be polite. However, I will not hiss in order to be.
dreaming
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/24/09
#432God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/3/14 at 12:14pmEchoing PJ. It would be fun for those of us pulling for her to get the chance to see her together.
Liza's Headband
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/28/13
#433God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/3/14 at 1:06pmI can't wait! It's going to be a fabulous night. Keep me posted.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#434God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/3/14 at 1:18pmWe won't!
#435God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/3/14 at 2:37pm
The family reports that Joan is out of intensive care.
Apparently, someone told her that if she makes a comeback, Namo has agreed to sit through it and not hiss.
She beckoned to Cooper to come closer so she could whisper something in his ear. He tried to make out the words she was saying, but he couldn't make any sense of it.
He said, "Nana New Face, I'm sorry but I just can't understand. I love you and I want to know what you have to say."
Joan scowled and motioned for a small chalkboard, on which she scrawled:
DON'T
LET
THEM
BRING
LIZA'S
F*CKING
HEADBAND
Everyone shook their heads, and Melissa said, "I think she's finally lost it."
#436God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/3/14 at 2:43pm
According to an update, there was a scan that showed that Joan is not brain dead which is a good sign.
Updated On: 9/3/14 at 02:43 PM
IAMWHATIAM
Broadway Star Joined: 1/31/06
#437God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/3/14 at 3:01pm
PalJoey,
If there were such a list, your last post would certainly be atop the list of All Time Best BWW Posts for both cleverness and content.
Count me in on a Joan Rivers field trip.
Liza's Headband
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/28/13
#438God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/3/14 at 3:33pmPalJoey. I have a surprise gift for you. It will be publicly revealed on this message board on Friday at 10:00am (or around there). Get ready.
sabrelady
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
#439God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/3/14 at 3:41pm
OOOO a threat! or a promise. A promise of a threat?
(PS youse guys are stealing focus from Joanie !)
Liza's Headband
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/28/13
#440God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/3/14 at 3:43pm
Oh, good grief. Since when is a gift considered a "threat"? People overanalyze sh!t on here wayyyyyy tooooo muuucchhhh (take this thread, for example)
My best wishes and prayers for Joan. Hoping for a speedy recovery.
#441God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/3/14 at 3:48pm
As Dolores Gray sang, "Thanks a lot but no thanks!"
Liza's Headband
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/28/13
#442God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/3/14 at 3:49pm
You'll have no choice in the matter. You shall be receiving this gift, either way! 
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#443God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/3/14 at 3:50pmHow very Maleficent of you.
#444God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/3/14 at 4:01pm
"...there was a scan that showed that Joan is not brain dead..."
Honey, your scanner may say one thing, but we’ve heard her material…
OH! I MEAN! ISN’T IT JUST!
dreaming
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/24/09
#445God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/3/14 at 4:15pmBe nice. Even if you don't care for her material, understand she's got a family who loves and cares about her. She's a tough lady-and there is reason to hope she might be ok.
#446God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/3/14 at 4:17pm^ I think that's been covered already.
#447God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/3/14 at 4:27pm
^lol
Let's start the whole thing over, thematically, from the beginning, right here.
Liza's Headband
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/28/13
#448God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/3/14 at 4:29pmHey, growl.... You've got sumthin growin on yer face. FYI.
#449God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/3/14 at 4:30pmGrowl...I've been saving up my quarters. How much is the mustache ride?
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