it will usually be one of 3 things:
a bag of hershey's kisses
a medium pepperoni pizza
a large sized bag of tostitos w/jar of hot chunky picante sauce as it's companion.
these are normally 3 items i abstain from purchasing when i go to the market but the flesh is weak and then i find myself giving in to temptation!
after i finish gorging myself the guilt factor sets in and i spend the rest of the week doing an extra 1/2 hour at the ol' gym.
At Nobu, I started with the shrimp tempura (and anyone who's been there knows that's not a small portion!), had the whole plate of jalepeno yellowtail sashimi, eggplant, miso soup, then had the lunch bento box of tuna tartar, tossed salad, sushi and sashimi, seared tuna, beef ribs, miso cod, crab tempura, and finished with their petit fours. (It's not just that I'm greedy, but the friend who accompanied me is far less adventurous when it comes to food.)
And then grabbed a hot dog about an hour later.
You know what pisses me off? That the Kraft Mac & Cheese is allegedly "4 servings". 4 servings for whom?? A family of ANTS?? I can usually polish off a box within 20 minutes (a girl has to pace herself) and might rummage around to make a sandwich after.
"4 servings for whom?? A family of ANTS??"
THANK YOU!!!!!!! THANK YOU!!! EXACTLY!
PS: 20 minutes? I don't think it takes that long for me to eat ANYTHING.
Ohh Munk. You, me, next time I'm in NY. You KNOW it's ON.
And while I'm on my rant, who BITES into potato chips? I was sharing a bag with a friend and noticed I was hoovering much faster than her - I realized that she was neatly chomping half, chewing, and then eating the other half. And she does this with everything! Chips, chocolate, those tiny Oreos and chocolate chip cookies you get for 99c at Duane. Who DOES that???
And does anyone just eat ONE frozen dinner?
Am I slothful or are these people ridiculous??
3 summers ago I was going through so many jars of salsa a day that the supermarket couldn't keep up with its supply.
And I can devour pizza like nobodies business.
Akiva
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks one pint of ice cream doesn't even come close to a lot.
And I agree on the mac and cheese...
I'm trying to lose weight now, so I couldn't nearly do what I could in college - but even NOW the idea of a pint of ice cream as a LOT is funny.
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
Hmm, maybe about 9 hot dogs? In buns, but no toppings!
"And I can devour pizza like nobodies business."
That should be "like nobody's business."
a pint of ice cream...
or an entire package of Kraft Mac and Cheese.
Not sure which is more...but the mac and cheese made me feel a lot sicker.
I only feel a bit sick after mac and cheese if I hoover it in too quickly and get heartburn (hence by new 20 minute pace, to let it go down a bit better). Maybe it's because I boil the macaroni al dente but it just doesn't seem like a large portion; it looks like a typical restaurant portion. I wonder how many burgers or hot dogs I could consume in one go.
A whole bag of edamame from Whole Foods.
So its healthy. But it was still a lot of edamame.
I forgot that I've eaten a whole box of mac and cheese. Also, did anyone notice that on the back of roman noodle packages, they claim that a half of a block is a serving!
That's Ramen Noodles.
As far as considering a pint of ice cream to be a lot-well, everything's relative. I never ate that much ice cream before.
Pizza is my favorite food, but after two or maybe three large slices, I'm too stuffed to eat any more. And I'm a fat fat fatty!!! How do you thin people eat all that stuff at one time?
More important question: Where does it all go?
I think that's what I just asked.
I meant, afterward.
Updated On: 3/9/17 at 01:28 AM
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/12/05
"I love being a fatty."
Pfft- if that's you in your avatar, you are far from a fatty!
I wish I could eat all that food and not gain weight!!
Jeez- I eat 1/100 of that food and I gain weight!
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I think there are a few occassions where I ate SO much, it was gross.
5th grade graduation class picnic, I had 7 hotdogs with a bunch of condiments, one right after the other.
There's also the time I was sick, and couldn't keep anything down but toast, so I went through an entire loaf.
I'm also known to eat an entire gallon of ice cream on a whim.
Oh man, I've forgotten... I used to be able to eat at least two or three platefuls of Chinese food, in a row.
Not sure if that counts, though.
"Yes, the brutalities of progress are called revolutions. When they are over, men recognize that the human race has been harshly treated but it has moved forward." - Les Miserables
Thanks, SweetQ, but it'll all catch up with me one day. I'm just waiting for it. The only way I get away with it now is because I'm tall!
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/29/04
An entire DiGiorno pizza. It was orgasmic and pepperoni.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/3/04
Am I the only one who gets loads of joy from having gorge-fests at regular intervals?
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