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#276

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My name is Corrie (still) and I stubbed my toe very badly.... it's bleeding. : (
"I've had a lot of failed relationships, I don't get involved because I'm not equipped. I believe that the world should revolve around me"
#277

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My name is Jan. Still.

I've moved to this town for the summer, and I can't find a single group doing any plays or musicals that I can join. They're either performing really soon and have no space for newcomers, or won't be performing until after I've moved on. A whole summer with no performing is depressing. re: The Official 'I have a problem.' Thread

And chalk me up as another one who can't find a damn comedic monologue. Contemporary, comedic, British, no accent necessary, for a 25 year old female. WHY ARE YOU SO HARD TO FIND?! If only one could get away with only classic monologues. re: The Official 'I have a problem.' Thread

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#278

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I'm supposed to be writing a research paper on Jonathan Larson and I'm....on Broadwayworld.
"I told you, NO Rodgers and Hammerstein!"- Bart Simpson
#279

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It's official now. I'm going to summer school. Four hours of math every day for three weeks of my summer vacation. Then I have the math homework on top of that. -loud excessive cursing-

"You have two kinds of shows on Broadway – revivals and the same kind of musicals over and over again, all spectacles. You get your tickets for The Lion King a year in advance, and essentially a family... pass on to their children the idea that that's what the theater is – a spectacular musical you see once a year, a stage version of a movie. It has nothing to do with theater at all. It has to do with seeing what is familiar.... I don't think the theatre will die per se, but it's never going to be what it was.... It's a tourist attraction." Stephen Sondheim
#280

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My name is Ella and after a year of not dancing I have lost all dancing abilities and flexibility. And I can't find my other ballet shoe. And I have not dance paws. And there is only one play I can act in every year.

Updated On: 6/20/08 at 12:12 AM

#281

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new here....name is William.

My problem?...well I just recently found out I can sing well, naturally without lessons, and I want to star on Broadway, but right now I am a geography major in college with no acting experience....yea way behind.
#282

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Still Claire, and I should be cleaning, singing, playing piano, running, finding dance lessons, or doing something that's somewhat productive.
And I just dropped a huge glob of marinara sauce on my F5 key. This keyboard is disgusting. It's dusty and sticky and has so many food crumbs between the keys. Ew.
"You have two kinds of shows on Broadway – revivals and the same kind of musicals over and over again, all spectacles. You get your tickets for The Lion King a year in advance, and essentially a family... pass on to their children the idea that that's what the theater is – a spectacular musical you see once a year, a stage version of a movie. It has nothing to do with theater at all. It has to do with seeing what is familiar.... I don't think the theatre will die per se, but it's never going to be what it was.... It's a tourist attraction." Stephen Sondheim
#283

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I get really nervous around guys I like. And that makes me all awkward and uncomfortable. and the guy im currently talking to doesn't think i express myself enough. ha! and i have to walk to summer school every day (about a half hour walk to the school and a half hour back) in the BLAZING heat and I'm currently in beauty and the beast and have to fall in love with someone my father's age.


and im really hungry. and i have writer's block.
"I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls!"-Funny Girl
#284

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I'm Elisa.
If I had the option of breaking up with my boyfriend, whom I love very, very much, to make out with Raul Esparza, I think I would.
This is a problem re: The Official 'I have a problem.' Thread
#286

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Kaitlyn, I've totally been there.


I just now realized that I should never change myself for another person. I know everyone always says that and whatever but it just hit me like for real. And now I am very happy.
#287

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Maura...there is NO SUCH THING as a bad part in INTO THE WOODS!!! Just enjoy doing that show...it was a blast for me and Sondheim is just amazing...so please be happy with what you got...what part did you get anyways?
#288

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oh and sorry, i dont have any problems right now.

WELLL, except that i made the allstate show of hairspray, and they called everyone who got in...and when the director called me...i forgot exactly what part she said i was...i have short term memory loss... ANYWAYS...i remember she said ensemble member and understudy for penny...but she also said someone else..BUT I FORGOT...and there are no cast lists anywhere. IM A TOTAL SPAZZZZ and im gunna have to wait until AUGUST to find exactly what part im playing. ok. thank you very much for listening to that ramble of complaints.
#289

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I signed up for a beginning teen/adult tap class. I'm having second thoughts. What if it's all 40 year olds?
"You have two kinds of shows on Broadway – revivals and the same kind of musicals over and over again, all spectacles. You get your tickets for The Lion King a year in advance, and essentially a family... pass on to their children the idea that that's what the theater is – a spectacular musical you see once a year, a stage version of a movie. It has nothing to do with theater at all. It has to do with seeing what is familiar.... I don't think the theatre will die per se, but it's never going to be what it was.... It's a tourist attraction." Stephen Sondheim
#291

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The name's Brad and I hate my roommates.
"We're all just children in a vast kindergarten trying to spell God's name with the wrong alphabet blocks." - Tennessee Williams
#292

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My name is Caroline and I can't find any great community theaters for teens in Los Angeles.

I also just drank an extremely large cup of coffee, and I have a low tolerance for caffeine. Give it 15 minutes and I'll be jumping off the walls.
#293

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My name's Jan. I'm still unemployed and broke, which SUCKS, but I think I have a contemporary comic monologue now, which is MARVELLOUS.

Also, I'm babysitting my nine year old niece on Sunday and I have no idea what to do with her. Is it possible to rickroll a nine year old for three hours?

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