The Official "Our Beloved Norn" Update Thread — Page 5
#102
Posted: 6/27/08 at 7:55am
My second cousin once removed who just returned from Tasmania thinks this thread is hilarious.
Of course it has to happen in a "Get well soon" thread.
Once again, Get well, Norn!
Of course it has to happen in a "Get well soon" thread.
Once again, Get well, Norn!
#104
Posted: 6/27/08 at 8:49am
mtf3, whether you're a sock puppet or not, you're a mean, hateful little brat, and you need to take a time out and go away and grow up.
Norn, I don't post a lot and you don't know me from Adam, but I hope you get well very soon.
Norn, I don't post a lot and you don't know me from Adam, but I hope you get well very soon.
#105
Posted: 6/27/08 at 9:35am
I don't know if you've realized it yet, but you're family represents less than 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of the world's population.
Wow. In one sentence, it managed to prove that it sucks at grammar AND math! That's like the SAT of stupid!
And I agree. I think Norn is enjoying all this. Are we allowed to make you laugh again?
Wow. In one sentence, it managed to prove that it sucks at grammar AND math! That's like the SAT of stupid!
And I agree. I think Norn is enjoying all this. Are we allowed to make you laugh again?
Updated On: 6/27/08 at 09:35 AM
#106
Posted: 6/27/08 at 9:48am
Norn,
My parents, my sister and her family, my two aunts and two uncles and five cousins all send their best!
My friends at work and from school and from all the other activities that I participate in also send their best!
From one BWW family member to another - hope you're smiling and feeling better each and every day!
My parents, my sister and her family, my two aunts and two uncles and five cousins all send their best!
My friends at work and from school and from all the other activities that I participate in also send their best!
From one BWW family member to another - hope you're smiling and feeling better each and every day!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#107
Posted: 6/27/08 at 9:52am
Oh, this stupid ahole has taken too much away from the real reason for this thread...I enjoy sockpuppet hunting as much as the next, but Norn deserves the attention, not the newest douchebag on bww.
y'all are pretty funny, tho.
Feel better, Norn!
y'all are pretty funny, tho.
Feel better, Norn!
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#108
Posted: 6/27/08 at 9:53am
Eek, I didn't see this thread sooner. Anyway, lots of love, Norn. And get well very soon!!
A work of art is an invitation to love.
#109
Posted: 6/27/08 at 9:58am
i haven't been frequenting the boards on a regular basis due to a busy work sched. sorry i didn't see this sooner. i would like to send a big hug and a kiss to norn and wish him a safe and quick recuperation so he can continue sharing his immense talents with us.
#110
Posted: 6/27/08 at 10:03am
Norny, you look totally hot in that photo with the beard and all. Please get yourself all fixed up. In no time, preferably.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#111
Posted: 6/27/08 at 10:06am
Norn - you are totally ready to play Georges Seurat! I hope you are feeling better. And - dare I say it even though we have never met? - my husband and daughter say "hi" - after all they have been drinking coffee out of mugs with your COMPANY art work for more than a year. Take care, my dear.
#112
Posted: 6/27/08 at 10:10am
PALJOEY:
He is the artist known as Norn,
PHYLLIS ROGERS STONE:
An artist to the manner born!
TAZBER:
Whose praise Broad-WAY-World loudly chants.
NYADGAL:
And we are his sisters, and his cousins, and his aunts!
MISS PENNY:
And we are his sisters, and his cousins, and his aunts!
CALVIN:
When one of us is attacked,
DOODLENYC:
We all of us too feel smacked,
PALJOEY
I snap my fingers at the sockpuppet's taunts!
WOMEN OF BROADWAYWORLD:
And so do his sisters, and his cousins, and his aunts!
MEN OF BROADWAYWORLD:
And so do his sisters, and his cousins, and his aunts!
ALL OF BROADWAYWORLD:
His sisters and his cousins,
Whom he reckons up by dozens,
And his aunts!
He is the artist known as Norn,
PHYLLIS ROGERS STONE:
An artist to the manner born!
TAZBER:
Whose praise Broad-WAY-World loudly chants.
NYADGAL:
And we are his sisters, and his cousins, and his aunts!
MISS PENNY:
And we are his sisters, and his cousins, and his aunts!
CALVIN:
When one of us is attacked,
DOODLENYC:
We all of us too feel smacked,
PALJOEY
I snap my fingers at the sockpuppet's taunts!
WOMEN OF BROADWAYWORLD:
And so do his sisters, and his cousins, and his aunts!
MEN OF BROADWAYWORLD:
And so do his sisters, and his cousins, and his aunts!
ALL OF BROADWAYWORLD:
His sisters and his cousins,
Whom he reckons up by dozens,
And his aunts!
#113
Posted: 6/27/08 at 10:12am
*applause*
Hope this is bringing lots of smiles to Norn's face!
Hope this is bringing lots of smiles to Norn's face!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#114
Posted: 6/27/08 at 10:14am
Hooray!
We can indeed hum a fugue of which we've heard the music's din afore.
We can indeed hum a fugue of which we've heard the music's din afore.
#115
Posted: 6/27/08 at 10:21am
Norn- my husband, Harry; my son, Benjamin; my daughter, Rebekah; and my two dogs, Nikko and Sheba are all thinking about you today! Get well soon!
#116
Posted: 6/27/08 at 10:23am
omg i loved that!!!
i love HMS PINAFORE!
that was the first live theater i ever saw.
thank you!!!
i love HMS PINAFORE!
that was the first live theater i ever saw.
thank you!!!
#117
Posted: 6/27/08 at 10:30am
Norn, my Aunt Marie 2 sends you prayers and love. So do my Aunts Marcy, Kay, Mary and Louise. So do my dear dead Aunts Marie 1 and Nancy.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#118
Posted: 6/27/08 at 10:32am
I love HMS Pinafore, too!
Norn, hope you're feeling even better today. Just be careful not to laugh too hard.
Norn, hope you're feeling even better today. Just be careful not to laugh too hard.
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#119
Posted: 6/27/08 at 10:50am
Dottie, he's on bww...there's not much chance of him laughing too hard.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#120
Posted: 6/27/08 at 10:54am
Oh, and dear dead Aunt Reggie, too! (How could I forget her?)
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#121
Posted: 6/27/08 at 10:56am
Norn, my two cats, Stoli and Zorra send your love and good wishes.
And, my dead Grandma Tybee just contacted me via a dream, and told me that Aunt Elaine is a bigger nutcase than her twat nephew MTF3.
Phyllis, she also told me to tell you that did not mean faygelah in a bad sense, only that you were very neat and tidy.
She went off to have a ciggie with my Grandma Tybee, and laugh about the twat in her family.
BTW - Grandma Tybee just informed me that Aunt Elaine is no longer allowed at the "cool kids" table. Whatever that means.
And, my dead Grandma Tybee just contacted me via a dream, and told me that Aunt Elaine is a bigger nutcase than her twat nephew MTF3.
Phyllis, she also told me to tell you that did not mean faygelah in a bad sense, only that you were very neat and tidy.
She went off to have a ciggie with my Grandma Tybee, and laugh about the twat in her family.
BTW - Grandma Tybee just informed me that Aunt Elaine is no longer allowed at the "cool kids" table. Whatever that means.
Updated On: 6/27/08 at 10:56 AM
#122
Posted: 6/27/08 at 11:06am
Grandma Tseitl sends a blessing on your head.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#124
Posted: 6/27/08 at 3:23pm
We haven't officially met, but I look forward to the day. So get yourself better!
Celebrate Life
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#125
Posted: 6/27/08 at 3:28pm
My Great Aunt Elaine (may she rest in peace) and my Cousin Fanny send their regards and well wishes for your recovery.
Aunt Susie would like to let you know she baked a cake for you.
Cousin Norbert will be by shortly with some knitting needles and a hairnet.
Aunt Susie would like to let you know she baked a cake for you.
Cousin Norbert will be by shortly with some knitting needles and a hairnet.
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