Remember that urban legend that people were putting blades in apples for Halloween? My mom was insane about that - anything that wasn't sealed with like, crazy glue got thrown in the garbage.
This is probably why I started eating everything in sight when I was in high school. Ah, teenage rebellion.
My mom took all our leftover candy to work with her today. I knew those Reese's cups would be calling my name at night...
The morning star always gets wonderful bright the minute before it has to go --doesn't it?