Awww, I'd love to go to the Baltimore thing! But since "benefit gala" usually equals "expensive", I don't know how feasible that is. Of course, if *someone* would mail me my Chess poster, I might be more inclined to make the effort.
The MySpace thing is funny, but it's also sad, because you know they'd take it as an "honor" to be mentioned even in such a negative context. Reminds me of someone else a few people here have met...
Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never
knowing how