It also annoys me when people don't read the material.
Funny (I think) story: My friend asked our AP English teacher to write him a reccommendation for college. She said she would, then he said "Don't write anything bad!" She said, "Oh, I don't write bad recs. I guess the one unique thing I can say about you is that you are one of the few students who has actually read all the books and enjoyed them." At this, my friend had to choke back a laugh and start coughing into his hand, because he hadn't read a single book all year! He's really good at BSing. Now, the reason I find this amusing? It's the one good thing my teacher could thing of to say about him, and it isn't even true! I find that somewhat vindicating.
"Blow out the candles, Robert, and make a wish. Want something. Want something."
Wishes come true, not free.